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...the Caribbean, where Bob was able to sit back and drink all the rum he wanted. That is, until...
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 02:45 PM
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 02:51 PM
...robot modeled after Godzilla, in order to terrorize Tokyo and extort money for some cheese. However, his plan horribly failed when he realized that he had no glue. So instead, Bob...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 02:54 PM
...decided to fill all of them with messages and float them out to the world. The message read:
"Hello, my name is Bob and I'm stuck in the Caribbean. I need recruits for a mutant army to return me home and maybe take over the world while we're at it."
Soon...
"Hello, my name is Bob and I'm stuck in the Caribbean. I need recruits for a mutant army to return me home and maybe take over the world while we're at it."
Soon...
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 06:18 PM
...shot them all with silver bullets.
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 07:22 PM
Then he realized had gotten the wrong "w" word, causing the vampires, who are now safe, Bob having no silver bullets left, to appear and cackle dementedly. This is...
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 07:28 PM
...like when little girls laugh because they have unlocked the secret witchcraft powers capable of dooming the entire world to homemade apple pie.
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 11:58 PM
Bob tired of the laughter and general gaity of the situation and decided to kick a vampire in the shin. As it turned out, he had stumbled across a deadly weakness of the entire vampiric race and, for whatever reason, nobody had ever felt the need to kick a vampire in the shin before because, hey, they're vampires. Bob dispatched all the vampires in a similar manner and was hailed as a really super dude in some town in southeastern Norway.
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 05:40 PM
And he exploded!
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 07:34 PM
But, it was Bob's stunt double that actually exploded, quite a job for the janitor. Bob proceeds to take a quit jaunt to Hell
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
"Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things"
"Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things"
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 11:33 PM
Finding Hell rather lame, Bob decided to don his best hat and take a quick stroll across town. By the time he reached the City Limit Carpet Warehouse he had only been mugged three hundred and fourteen times (it turned out to be a rather big city) and really felt like purchasing some Jell-O.
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Posted 30 September 2004 - 10:45 PM
However, the shopkeeper misheard his request, and Bob found himself penniless, but with a shiny new cello.
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 30 September 2004 - 11:59 PM
He immediately traded it to a small red-headed boy on the street for three dozen magic beans.
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Posted 08 October 2004 - 01:15 AM
Bob spat on the ground, and squashed the beans deep into the Earth. To his surprise, seventeen giant magical mushrooms sprung up, leveling half of Georgia in the process. A hidden door at the base of one of the shrooms opened up and a magical leprechaun named...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 08 October 2004 - 10:25 AM
...Slick Richard of Southern Mushroom who promptly bit Bob's arm. Luckily for Bob, it turned out that leprechauns don't have very sharp teeth so he barely noticed the chomp. Just then a giant gopher popped out of the mushroom and began spreading grape jelly all over the remains of Atlanta.
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Posted 08 October 2004 - 11:31 AM
The jelly promptly attracted bugs from all over the land, who congregated in a new order - the Bug Empire built on the infested ruins of Atlanta, and at their head was the one who had made it all possible, Richard Simmons.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 08 October 2004 - 11:49 PM
Upon catching sight of one another, Mr. Simmons and the Leprechaun fell madly in love with each other and ran away together to Liberia. Bob, clearly relieved by the Leprechaun's taking leave of his arm, took over the bug army and set off to take Mexico City.
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Posted 09 October 2004 - 01:13 AM
What Bob didn't know was that the bugs weren't really bugs, instead they were cloned copies of a foreign species of koala bears sent to secretly destroy the Italian Mafia's branch in Hong Kong.
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 09 October 2004 - 03:14 PM
But at least they were good in bed.
Eventually, as the koalas set off across the Pacific, Bob figured out that he wasn't going to be going to Mexico anytime soon. A realization that made him really sad.
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Eventually, as the koalas set off across the Pacific, Bob figured out that he wasn't going to be going to Mexico anytime soon. A realization that made him really sad.
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Posted 17 October 2004 - 05:25 PM
He became even sadder when he realized he wasn't going to make it to 100. Bob decided to pick himself up, and head out again. Bob volunteered to be the first commercial passenger in space after the recent X-Prize-related developments in that area.
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Posted 17 October 2004 - 11:20 PM
When Bob showed up at the terminal, he found that his carry on bag was too large to bring onto the spaceship so he just went home instead.
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 12:29 AM
Yet, to his non-surprise, in a typically cliché fashion, his house had been sold to another owner years ago. Bob had no real home, but he did have Domino's new spicy chicken wings.
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 10:24 AM
And the hits just kept on coming as it turned out that the spicy chicken wings were really made out of rat droppings and made Bob sick.
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