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But then Peter, the owner of the house next door, threw him out on the street again, wrapped up in a bathrobe filled with a lemony fresh scent.
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Posted 20 September 2004 - 11:37 PM
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Posted 21 September 2004 - 03:49 PM
A random teacher walked by and handed Bob a test on his history.
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Posted 21 September 2004 - 07:50 PM
Then he ate the platypus that was staring at him strangely.
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Posted 21 September 2004 - 11:12 PM
Unfortunately this caused Bob to instantly be stricken down with a rather severe case of Platypitis and had to be thrown into the river.
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Posted 22 September 2004 - 10:21 AM
Was the question that kept going through Bob's head as he floated off into the ocean.
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Posted 22 September 2004 - 10:58 AM
Just when it seemed grim and all hope was lost, Bob got hit by a steamboat. The force of the impact was enough to knock him close enough to the shore that a tree root managed to get caught on his groin and stopped his momentum. Bob, in some mysterious pain, looked around and realized he had drifted further than he thought, in fact, now he was in a totally different location, known as...
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:51 PM
...Zanzibar. It turns out that the teacher that had given Bob the test lived here, and so she came up to him, slapped him with a ruler and shouted "YOU FAIL!"
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Posted 22 September 2004 - 07:18 PM
The failure of the test was nothing compared to the horrible scarring in the groin-area. Without proper medical care, Bob will have to walk gingerly for 9 months, at which time he will give "birth" to an alien groin-pomegranate. Bob went looking for a way to spend those 9 months...
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Posted 22 September 2004 - 11:23 PM
All his plans had to be scrapped, however, when he happened upon a lovely little hospital with a view of the nudist colony. As Bob checked in, he thought to himself, "I think that I'll like the milkshakes slightly to the left of the setting sun please." as he passed out.
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 01:24 AM
Bob woke up to the sound of waves. Thinking it was just the ocean, he attempted to go back to sleep, but the cheering crowd and a whistle blowing got his attention. They weren't ocean waves...they had been the crowd, doing the wave in a jam-packed stadium all around him, watching him in an enclosed ring...with an enraged war bunny.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 07:02 AM
The bunny killed him. He saw a white light and went into it. He was in heaven.
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 02:12 PM
Heaven was a real disappointment. It was really crowded, and there wasn't anything to do. Bob started formulating a plan of escape...
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 02:26 PM
...which consisted of stealing God's midnight snack of a Snickers bar to get him kicked out.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 04:12 PM
The force of this divine kick smashed him straight through the theological barrier into Hell.
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 04:54 PM
Bob was happy in Hell. There was much excitement, and it wasn't as bad as it was cracked up to be. It turns out that Hell basically was a place where you can anything you want. You get Direct TV with NFL Sunday ticket to watch all the games, unlimited bear, plenty of chips, and there isn't a speed limit. It was all good for Bob, but one day, the Devil came to talk to Bob. The Devil had a special job for our good and dear friend Bob, he was to...
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 06:04 PM
convince the Devil not to make him get one. Bob's attempt to trick the Devil fails, and the Devil tries to send him back to Heaven in punishment. Bob, being banished from Heaven and Hell, is forced back to Earth. He doesn't know how many years have passed, but he suspects it is...
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 06:25 PM
17.35 and a 1/2.
It turns out that his guess was...
It turns out that his guess was...
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 06:29 PM
3. Which was enough. Except not for me. This was strange because...
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 06:35 PM
...purple turtles are funny. Regardless, Bob wakes up in the middle of a highway in Washington D.C. during rush hour and is forced to...
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 09:59 PM
Present his bulk in front of an oncoming taxi. The taxi driver is a crustacean, and takes Bob to...
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 10:23 PM
Atlantis, the lost city now inhabited by sea cucumbers and really big fish.
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
