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The sea cucumbers were very disappointing so Bob set off on a trip to the Vatican in the hope that the Pope would be able to get him banished back to hell again.
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 06:18 PM
The Pope just decided to ignore him, and so then a giant flying axe came and smacked the Pope on the head and so the po-pos...
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 10:38 PM
..an elephant gave birth to a baby pig.
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 11:11 PM
Bob, however, missed all of this as he had decided to leave the Vatican and go purchase some dry toast from a local hotel.
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 12:20 AM
What Bob failed to realize was, in Italy, the toast is secretly pasta, with a dark side...
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 09:12 AM
...when he realized the truth, he called upon his friend Dr. Froakdsndsiwh, who was a Scandinavian of German descent and spoke Japanese, to make him a new, better kind of toast.
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 01:53 PM
Unfortunately, this new toast was based on a mode of agricultural production which marginalised farmers, encouraged monopolistic practises and failed to protect consumers from unscrupulous corporations.
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 01:57 PM
Bob was horribly confused until someone summarized that this toast was also evil.
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 03:56 PM
So bob buttered and ate it.
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 07:19 PM
The evil of this toast went to Bob's brain and made him insane, and the butter went to his heart and clogged it.
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 11:39 PM
Luckily, just before being completely overcome, Bob's mouth managed to call for a double-switch and received the world's first full brain and heart transplant. As his personality and memories were being transferred into his new brain, Bob was overcome with a desire to sink his teeth into some iced tea flavored jello only to be dissapointed when the realization was piped into his head that such a flavor not only didn't exist, but was a rather stupid thing to be thinking about to begin with.
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 08:43 AM
The brain transplant was an x-con so now Bob's evil again. They didn't erase all the memories on the transplant. He always had a thought now to go Download AOL, buy a FORD, eat at McDonalds, and watch Disney Movies. Damn Corporate Sponsers.
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 11:29 PM
Bob was going along well with his evil ways and had really mastered the art of torturing bunnies until he happened upon a disgruntled radiologist who smacked him over the head with a safe. After coming out of the coma, Bob went right back to his overly docile ways.
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Posted 27 September 2004 - 02:18 AM
Unfortunately, nobody else knew of Bob's change in ways. The Bunny King, tired of his people being endlessly harassed and tortured by the evil Bob, sent out the greatest of all of the bunny warriors to eliminate this threat once and for all. The warrior's name...
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Posted 27 September 2004 - 04:24 PM
...was...FLUFFKINS!!!
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Posted 27 September 2004 - 10:44 PM
Bob, hearing about this, laughed, wondering how any great warrior could have such a silly name. This made the Bunny King....
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Posted 27 September 2004 - 10:49 PM
hungry so he went and ate some rice then he went and...
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
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Posted 27 September 2004 - 11:53 PM
...southern part of Lebanon. Unfortunately for the bunny-king, Bob had just pulled up in his new Hummer and ran him over. Bob, feeling terrible, leaped out of his truck and landed right on top of Fluffkins, killing him also. Bob was saddened by his unintentional killing of the two little bunny rabbits so he sold his Hummer and went off to Nepal to spend some time with the Vajrayanan Buddhist monks.
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Posted 27 September 2004 - 11:56 PM
Fortunately the monks could recognize a shady character when they saw one, and therefor sent Bob to tibet to hunt out the elusive yeti.
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 01:12 AM
Bob got lost quickly, and would have frozen to death, had not a yeti come along and carried him back to her den. Bob spent the next few weeks being pampered in the Yeti den, but soon he began to fear the yeti that saved him had a crush on him.
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 02:38 PM
Bob began to plan his escape, using nothing but a teacup, a paperclip, and a small piece of string to cross the arctic waste. Unfortunately, when he tried to combine the paperclip and string to make a compass, he got lost and found himself on top of Mount Everest where...
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 02:42 PM
...a Chinese company was about to demonstrate how to create an avalanche using dynamite. Bob suddenly found himself running for his life from a wave of snow and ice. All seemed grim, until by some stroke of luck...
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 02:44 PM
...he raised the teacup that he'd forgotten over his head, spoke an incantation, and watched as the avalanche was doused in Lipton's (it's not any good for drinking). The avalanche melted, and swept him away into...
