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Bob felt miserable. He was keeling over in a pile of sludge. He had come all this way, the magic 100 marker, and yet the only thing he had really learned was that Purple tasted strange.
Bob was sick, his insides disagreed with him. In fact, he couldn't remember being this sick since he watched the Sandra Bullock marathon on TBS.
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 11:24 AM
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 04:03 PM
But then, the TV began to play a recent Brittany Speares concert and he realized that he was about to become even sicker.
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Posted 19 October 2004 - 06:34 PM
Bob eventually reached the, up until this point hypothetical, point of absolute sickness and expelled all of his internal organs from his nose in order to be replaced by some spare organs his body happened to have laying about. Bob immediately felt better, but he had a nosebleed the likes of which had never been seen.
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Posted 19 October 2004 - 07:07 PM
Though that could be explained by his blindness until his nosebleed, when he realized he had been living his life with his eyes closed all along.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 19 October 2004 - 07:21 PM
So he joined a band and played the rhombus.
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Posted 20 October 2004 - 12:05 AM
That gig worked out pretty well for Bob until the band decided to split up due to creative disagreements and general inebriation. Bob slipped into utter insanity after the breakup and was eventually sold to a plastic bottle plant.
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Posted 20 October 2004 - 04:14 PM
The only thing that kept him going was the thought of his true love...
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Posted 20 October 2004 - 07:44 PM
Not to be confused with the baboon.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 20 October 2004 - 11:54 PM
Eventually, Bob was promoted into the plastic jug factory and was given the keys to a picture of the company car. Bob was once again working his way up the corporate ladder.
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Posted 21 October 2004 - 12:00 AM
Little did he know, an evil gremlin had set fire to the very ladder he was climbing.
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Posted 21 October 2004 - 03:40 PM
Fortunately, Bob didn't believe in gremlins and so attributed the fire to a perfectly natural cause:
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Posted 21 October 2004 - 11:07 PM
He had peed on it.
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Posted 21 October 2004 - 11:39 PM
Under the impression that he could pee fire, Bob ran up the rest of the ladder and began pissing on his boss's desk. When nothing happened except for his soaking of a medium-sized pile of paperwork, Bob became very embarrassed and offered to buy his boss a lemur to make it up to him. Luckily for Bob, however, the boss posessed a bit of a fetish for guys busting in and peeing on his desk, so he gave Bob a paperweight and promoted him to head of the mail room.
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 12:01 AM
What's the deal with Cheese, Bob's and a horrible series of events? Not that I have any problems with any of the afformentioned, I was just wondering.
It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling in the back of your head
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 10:19 AM
Bob pelted the person interrupting the authors' respective trains of thought with large boxes of lard and went back into the mail room.
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:12 AM
It was there Bob realized his real dream was to become a potato farmer in Idaho.
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Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:25 PM
Unfotunately, Bob got lost in the mail and ended up in Guam with nothing but a sack of potatos.
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Posted 23 October 2004 - 08:39 PM
And he saw that it was Good.
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Posted 23 October 2004 - 11:21 PM
Bob set off to try his hand at trading the potatos for a small house with a two car garage, but the locals would only give him a Kia for his potatos. His pants on the other hand...
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Posted 24 October 2004 - 02:21 PM
...were pink, and out of sympathy for his bad dressing, the locals compromised and have him a fifteen crates of watermelons.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 24 October 2004 - 05:14 PM
This was enough food for Bob for a manner of years.
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