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Posted 02 January 2005 - 12:48 AM
Which, as Bob came to find out later during a short fling with the Japanese teacher, actually consisted of sake in a brown tea cup. Fortunately, she was able, in return for his silence on her perpetual drunkedness in the classroom, to bundle Bob up in a burlap sack and smuggle him out of Hell back to New Jersey.
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Posted 02 January 2005 - 03:22 PM
So Bob found himself enjoying the horrid stench of New Orleans.
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Posted 02 January 2005 - 06:00 PM
Even though, being Louisiana, they weren't all that attractive, and several were overweight.
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Posted 02 January 2005 - 06:52 PM
Bob threw them a few beads that he pulled out of his beard.
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Posted 02 January 2005 - 07:33 PM
People shouted "Thanks Hobo Skippy! You're the best bearded hobo ever!" and tosses him some air freshener because he smelled like urine.
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Posted 02 January 2005 - 07:44 PM
So Skippy ate the air freshener.
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Posted 02 January 2005 - 09:21 PM
His body still smelt of urine though.
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Posted 02 January 2005 - 09:50 PM
Becase of this urine smell, a large mass of small dogs tackled him and began to lick him. Coincidently his urine smelled strikingly like their dead mothers.
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Posted 02 January 2005 - 11:26 PM
Who he had eaten 12 years before in a bizare, Donner Party-like incident.
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 01:06 AM
That is, they did taste horrible until he sloshed on some tabasco sauce. After fighting off the dogs with a box of granola bars and a picture of a small snowman, Bob jumped up and moved to the NYC metropolitan area in hopes of the "Fab Five" from Queer Eye showing up to help him with the urine smell (amongst other rather unsavory aspects of his apperance).
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 07:43 AM
He became so sad due to the Fab Five not coming to his home, he went to a gay bar out of desperate...-ness. He turned around only to find the Fab Five, standing right behind him. They couldn't figure out why such a smelly guy was at a gay bar. So they took him by the arms and said, "You smell super bad, but look super fab!" It was only then that he figured out that it was not the Fab Five, but it was kidnappers, disguised as them. So he challenged them to a karaoke duel.
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 10:10 AM
But the not-Fab Five couldn't do Karaoke, so Bob gnawed on their legs as compensation. But then an enormous bathtub fell out of the sky onto Bob, making him and everyone around him very clean.
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At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 12:56 PM
They ripped and tore at his previously urine-soaked clothes until he was only left wearing a lacy thong his grandmother gave him before she died.
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 12:57 PM
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Can you imagine if I was deranged?
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 02:53 PM
(un?)-fortunately, the thong was several sizes too big for him.
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 06:50 PM
Bob woke up in a nearby alley with a throbbing pain in his a...rm.
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Posted 04 January 2005 - 01:07 AM
As Bob was rushed to the hospital on a camel, he couldn't help but think of crumpets and large pieces of cardboard and their potential uses in 21st Century Belarus.
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