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#276 Rickton

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Posted 18 December 2004 - 05:24 PM

The Big Corporations ate Bob. Mmm-mmm good!

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Posted 19 December 2004 - 01:03 AM

But Bob gave them food poisoning so they vomited him back up again.

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Posted 20 December 2004 - 10:28 AM

So Bob was forced to drift all alone in the Andromeda Galaxy, millions of light years away from all of his former pirate friends, greedy corporations, and pet goldfish.

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

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Posted 20 December 2004 - 11:17 AM

But he adopted a new goldfish.

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Posted 20 December 2004 - 01:28 PM

One that was bigger and better, new and improved, a goldfish made of stainless steel.

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#281 Pufer

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Posted 21 December 2004 - 12:39 AM

Unfortunately, his new steel goldfish really didn't help his cause out too much. In fact, it didn't help him out at all.

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Posted 21 December 2004 - 03:33 PM

But that was okay, because his goldfish could lay uranium-rich eggs.

#283 Rickton

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Posted 21 December 2004 - 05:47 PM

These gave Bob cancer.

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Posted 22 December 2004 - 12:56 AM

As an added bonus, Bob was three and a half lightyears from the nearest oncology clinic.

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Posted 22 December 2004 - 11:11 AM

They removed all of his organs.

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#286 Pufer

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Posted 23 December 2004 - 12:57 AM

But, since Bob was so far away from the clinic anyway, he really didn't mind the loss of his organs, especially as he never learned to play any of them anyway.

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Posted 23 December 2004 - 10:00 AM

Instead, he began to play a flute. Quite badly, too, as all of the evil creatures for megaparsecs around came to find out who was playing this horrible music, and kill him.

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

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Posted 23 December 2004 - 11:37 AM

But the horrible music melted their eardrums so they forgot all about killing him.

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Posted 23 December 2004 - 10:28 PM

Suddenly, a very old man who smelled of two-week old B.O ran into them, and they then lost their sense of smell as well.

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Posted 24 December 2004 - 12:58 AM

But, as the old man ran around, Bob was able to steal his rather stinky spaceship and rocket away in the general direction of the Gallopaskop Nebula.

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Posted 24 December 2004 - 11:16 AM

The smell knocked him out.

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Posted 24 December 2004 - 01:09 PM

So he crashed into the Gallopaskop Nebula and was fined twenty dollars for disrupting the peace and second degree nebulaslaughter.

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Posted 25 December 2004 - 12:36 AM

As an additional protective measure, the intergalactic judiciary sentenced ol' Bob to six galactic minutes of house arrest which meant that Bob got a free trip home on the tab of the intergalactic justice system.

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#294 Solid

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Posted 25 December 2004 - 12:55 AM

Unfortunately on the way back home he was raided by pirates who ransacked his booty as well as all the immature spermatogonia from his seminiferous tubules.

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Posted 26 December 2004 - 01:05 AM

The pirates didn't, however, impede the forward movement of Bob's vessel so he found himself back at home again.

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Posted 26 December 2004 - 02:04 AM

Only to realize he had no real home left, just a worn-out beachball named Woody.

#297 Pufer

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Posted 27 December 2004 - 01:07 AM

It all turned out for the best, however, as Woody happened to be enormously wealthy (for a beachball, that is).

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Posted 27 December 2004 - 06:54 PM

But he was not made of wood, so could not burn.

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Posted 28 December 2004 - 12:30 AM

Fortunately, that really didn't matter because Bob loved him anyway.

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