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#301 User is offline   Rickton 

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Posted 28 December 2004 - 04:48 PM

That is to say, without the bread.
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 05:30 PM

Or the tuna.
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Posted 28 December 2004 - 06:51 PM

So he had a thumb-war with himself. But soon realized that he didn't have any thumbs...
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Posted 29 December 2004 - 01:03 AM

As it turned out, Woody had expounded with his thumbs and his favorite tea kettle along with breaking Bob's heart.

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Posted 29 December 2004 - 12:15 PM

This gave Bob a lot of pain in his chest. Painful pain.
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Posted 29 December 2004 - 02:20 PM

Almost heartburn-like pain. Fortunately, Bob had some aspirin on hand.
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Posted 29 December 2004 - 05:56 PM

This gave him Reye's syndrome.
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Posted 29 December 2004 - 09:50 PM

And a tum.
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Posted 30 December 2004 - 01:00 AM

As Bob tried to find "tum" in his trusty medical encyclopedia, he fell backwards in an unconsious manner right into a barrel cactus.

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Posted 30 December 2004 - 01:07 AM

The cactus then woke up and said "Who disturbs my slumber!?"

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Posted 30 December 2004 - 01:17 AM

Chris, Bob's identical twin, jumps up and yells "me!"
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Posted 30 December 2004 - 01:53 AM

As did the dancing shark behind them.
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Posted 30 December 2004 - 02:00 AM

They do the happy dance
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Posted 30 December 2004 - 02:49 PM

Then they're eaten by teh squid. Of stuff.
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Posted 30 December 2004 - 06:38 PM

Being swalled by the squid...of stuff....they found a jacuzzi had been swallowed as well, and proceeded to splash around in said jacuzzi.
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Posted 30 December 2004 - 07:50 PM

Unfortunately, the swalling caused swelling of his diaphragm.
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Posted 30 December 2004 - 09:27 PM

Which, upon exploding, brought forth all kinds of small candies and french delicacies.

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Posted 31 December 2004 - 01:12 AM

Emerging from the pastry-filled squid remains, Bob and Chris found that the squid had been mysteriously transported to Upper Volta and that they were surrounded by Voltarian cannibals and bounty hunters. Bob gave them Chris and set off across Africa looking for some scones.

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Posted 31 December 2004 - 02:58 PM

However, Upper Volta was known for hosting a parallel dimension, so Chris also gave Bob to the cannibals and set off across Africa looking for some scones. Yet, Africa was not part of this strange phenomenon of parallel universes, so the two dimensions just sort of smooshed together, and Bob found himself walking next to Chris.
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Posted 31 December 2004 - 05:35 PM

This confused the universe, so it gave up and created a bunch of chocolate bars.
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Posted 01 January 2005 - 01:16 AM

Which Bob and Chris enjoyed quite a lot on their journey.

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Posted 01 January 2005 - 03:25 PM

Thier journey...to HELL!
Can you imagine if I was deranged?

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Posted 01 January 2005 - 07:48 PM

Which melted all the chocolate.
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Posted 01 January 2005 - 09:39 PM

But then, suddenly, they met Jonny Cash.
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Posted 01 January 2005 - 10:55 PM

He had just been kicked out of the angel's choir for slipping a frog in the teacher's tea.
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