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He remembered the last time he was in Belerus: It was the spring of 1843...
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Posted 04 January 2005 - 02:31 AM
The flowers were blooming, and the entire townsfolk were having serious allergic reactions.
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Posted 04 January 2005 - 09:58 AM
So the townspeople declared him a witch, and burned him at the stake.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 04 January 2005 - 02:16 PM
So, for the first time ever, the village of Belerus had burned hamburgers for dinner.
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 09 January 2005 - 01:07 AM
Nah, the Bob lives on forever in the sky (as well as within the stomaches of a good section of the population of Belarus).
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 12:54 AM
In fact, they renamed the Orion constellation in memory of Bob. This pissed off Geico.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 01:05 AM
So Geico sued Boeing as it was the closest corporation name to "Bob" that the Geico CFO and the CEO's second cousin's barber's niece could come up with.
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 02:18 AM
This was the very same niece who had a bad case of lice and an addiction to licorice.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 07:02 PM
Her dealer soon mysteriously disappeared.
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 07:09 PM
He was diagnosed with the first case of Licoricitis.
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The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 11:05 PM
Using only river stones, all the steel was being implanted in pineapples.
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 11:30 PM
One doctor had a bit to much to drink and the operation did not go as planed.
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The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 12 January 2005 - 12:34 AM
In fact, the patient didn't look like much of anything at all. After a long investigaton it was determined that the patient had leaped out a window about a half hour prior to the surgery and the Surgeons had simply gone on and done the operation on a bucket of sheep and three dozen multicolored toothpicks.
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Posted 12 January 2005 - 05:16 PM
It was massively Tripps-o-delic.
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 12:58 AM
In an entirely lemony-fresh manner, of course.
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 12:55 PM
Which happened to attract a lot of grizzly bears to the scene.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 06:26 PM
One of which was Azzy.
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Posted 14 January 2005 - 12:17 AM
Unfortunately, a tractor-trailer ran over all the grizzlies enraging PETA and an Alaskan named Chuck.
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Posted 14 January 2005 - 01:10 AM
Chuck used his +3 battle cry to scare the chipmunks out of a nearby forest.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 14 January 2005 - 09:28 PM
These enraged 'monks ate people and chanted.
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