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#376 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

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Posted 14 January 2005 - 09:52 PM

"We like to eat humans...yes we do...yes we do...amma amma amma...eat humans...amma...amma"
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Posted 14 January 2005 - 10:01 PM

"What the hell?!?" exclaimed Vecoriwen, her voice riddled with perplexity.
Can you imagine if I was deranged?

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Posted 14 January 2005 - 10:22 PM

And the monks proceeded to eat Vecoriwen in her entirety.
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Posted 15 January 2005 - 12:24 AM

Suddenly they realized Vecoriwen was a giant bubble of gas, which promptly exploded, annihilating a small colony of bees in Madagascar.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 15 January 2005 - 05:19 PM

However, they were killer bees, so they chased after Avatara..
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Posted 15 January 2005 - 06:43 PM

And then the TTers all died to death.
Currently making Possession 2, a game where you play as a ghost and possess your enemies.

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Posted 15 January 2005 - 06:54 PM

But their ghosts came back and contined to post.
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Posted 15 January 2005 - 07:30 PM

And the topic's lameness increased by a factor of 19.6815233
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

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Posted 15 January 2005 - 07:38 PM

But that was only preliminary data...somehow it dropped to 4.39482903.
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Posted 16 January 2005 - 12:52 AM

But then silence reigned once again and they began to plant trees. Trees which would give shade and tasty sap to parasitic insects.

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Posted 16 January 2005 - 11:56 AM

But alas, the trees were cut down in order to make paper for corporate a-holes.
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Posted 16 January 2005 - 03:17 PM

Which were soon upgraded to b-holes.
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Posted 16 January 2005 - 04:08 PM

Not to be confused with the abbreviation for "black holes".
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 16 January 2005 - 06:30 PM

Some frogs spontaneously spawned in a bathtub.
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Posted 16 January 2005 - 06:40 PM

But got eaten by the rainbow fish.
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Posted 16 January 2005 - 06:45 PM

but then managed to eat the rainbow fish from inside it.
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Posted 16 January 2005 - 06:52 PM

Believe the rainbow....taste the rainbow....Mmm...

Those were the thoughts of the rainbow fish eating frogs.
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 12:15 AM

Unfortunately for the frogs, Rainbow Fish are carriers of the Frog Plague and they died shortly afterward.

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 12:17 AM

There was a short reception after the funeral.
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 12:59 AM

Punch was served.
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 01:02 AM

As were frog legs. They tasted like chicken.
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 09:24 AM

As did the buffalo's wings.
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 10:53 AM

They were from actual buffalos.
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 12:05 PM

That began to spring back to life

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 02:56 PM

Apparently the priest was also a necromancer, and he summoned back all the dead souls from the grave.
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.

*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

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