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But at least Bob was able to make a pretty good lunch out of his newfound fortune in Cheez-Its and, like his mother used to say, when you have a full stomache, you can do anything you'd like with the space-time continum so long as you don't sneeze in the general vicinity of Jupiter while doing so.
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Posted 11 December 2004 - 03:14 AM
But, Bob forgot this, and sneezed in the vicinity of Jupiter.
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Posted 12 December 2004 - 01:11 AM
Now, not only was Bob still trapped in a black hole, but he had screwed up human evolution to extent that his legs had grown into tentacles.
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Posted 12 December 2004 - 01:30 AM
This actually turned out to his benefit, because now he could reach that spot on his back which was always itching.
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Posted 12 December 2004 - 01:14 PM
Unfortunately his tentacles secreted slime which could dissolve his own flesh and so he got rid of his back as well as his itch.
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Posted 13 December 2004 - 12:56 AM
This worked out for the best, however, as there turned out to be bouncers working the black hole (who would've guessed it?) and they really didn't think that cloaked, backless, slimy, tentacle-guys fit their "scene" so he was kicked out of the black hole and was back to drifting through space. Luckily, a medical barge happened upon him which specialized in de-evolution techniques and wes able to get him his legs back.
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Posted 13 December 2004 - 03:04 AM
Albeit they were the legs of a child, an infant to be more precise.
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Posted 13 December 2004 - 11:18 AM
So Bob found himself being bottle-fed back at his multi-million dollar mansion by his former neighbor, Miss Fooboo, who secretly had a crush on him.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 14 December 2004 - 12:25 AM
As it turned out, she was a trained orthopedic surgeon who had pioneered the concept of full leg transplants and was able to hook ol' Bob up with one. The only problem was that she had to use two different leg doners so Bob's new left leg ended up being three inches longer than his right.
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Posted 14 December 2004 - 12:35 AM
This was also due to his right leg being donated from a one-legged pirate. The wooden peg didn't suit him well at all.
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Posted 14 December 2004 - 03:07 PM
With his new pirate leg, Bob felt emboldened enough to become the scourge of the spaceways. Unfortunately, his pirate "ship" was a bathtub, and so the passenger liners he tried to pillage instead laughed in his face.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 14 December 2004 - 08:02 PM
But then Bob pimped out his pirate ship, with neon underlighting, fuzzy dice, and a jacked-up hyperspace drive.
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 12:34 AM
As things turned out, though, one of the fish passengers required a shipment of water be delivered to his luxury home on Wablescoonptang and noted that Bob's bathtub would be the optimum vehicle for the job.
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 12:41 AM
This provided Bob with a lucrative job, until Walmart opened its branch on Wablescoonptang and sold water in bulk for cheaper prices.
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 07:19 PM
And thus, a huge cooperation once again stomped out the little man.
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Posted 16 December 2004 - 12:20 AM
As Bob walked down the streets feeling dejected, he happened upon Wanplap Slappleking, the famous intergalactic lawyer who happened to be filing a class action lawsuit against Universal Walmart for small person stomping.
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Posted 16 December 2004 - 01:19 AM
Unfortunately, the presiding judge was a deaf alien, and so nothing was resolved from the trial, except for all participants getting a luxurious shipment of Macaroni and Cheese as compensation.
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Posted 16 December 2004 - 02:41 PM
Bob readily ate this, but it ran out all too fast due to his hyperactive metabolism.
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Posted 16 December 2004 - 09:10 PM
So he drank the blood of his pet cat, Sparks, to quench his thirst.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 17 December 2004 - 12:08 AM
This pissed Sparks off quite a bit.
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Posted 17 December 2004 - 12:55 AM
But he got over it pretty quickly.
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Posted 17 December 2004 - 03:23 PM
Until he discovered that Bob was a vampire, as drinking Spark's lifeblood was only a prelude to a reign of terror against big cooperatives.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
