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So they regurgitated everything, including a very slimy and disgruntled Richard Nixon.
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 10:54 AM
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 11:21 AM
Not surprisingly, Nixon was pretty pissed at being forced out of his hiding place in a sheep prior to his taking his place at the head of Gerald Ford's New World Order set to come to power in late 2006.
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 06:49 PM
This upset PETA.
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 07:08 PM
PETA jumped into action by quickly banning the sale of Cucumbers in Cuba, North Korea, and Italy, causing a global shortage of African doves.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 01:00 AM
This threw Nixon into a blind rage, but, as he cursed the mothers of all the meat-packers in the greater Chicago area, he couldn't help but think of all those poor cucumbers, sitting all alone in a field somewhere with nobody to love.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 10:29 AM
But then PETA self-destructed as the idiots there decided to try and take over the world. Everyone cheered as cucumbers became available again.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 04:10 PM
Except the legacy of PETA's cruelty remained, there would be no ketchup in the world for years to come.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 05:03 PM
A day of mourning was held and all were told to wear black.
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Posted 01 December 2004 - 01:08 AM
Not uncharacteristically, Bob showed up in his pink and neon green plaid suit from the Azzy Collection.
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Posted 01 December 2004 - 01:35 AM
This displeased the Don, who happened to have a pet dragon.
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Posted 01 December 2004 - 08:37 AM
Don's pet dragon then eviscerated Bob with it's claws.
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Posted 01 December 2004 - 11:37 AM
Luckily, Bob was in desperate need for a little evisceration, so it all really worked out for the best.
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Posted 01 December 2004 - 06:49 PM
Until he learned what evisceration meant.
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Posted 01 December 2004 - 08:15 PM
Tears streaming down his face, Bob crumpled to a heap on the floor; he simply couldn't believe he had a real dictionary all this time and never noticed.
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Posted 02 December 2004 - 12:49 AM
When Bob regained conciousness, he was laying on a slab of concrete in some sort of South American ceremonial temple. After he took in his surroundings and found that all of his body hair had been shaved off, he tried to sit up only to find a large retired lunch lady named Bertha swinging a wooden spoon at his head.
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Posted 02 December 2004 - 10:55 AM
Bertha repeatedly pummeled Bob on the head with her spoon, until he blacked out again. This time, he woke up on a platter at a dinner, naked except for an apple stuffed in his mouth, and some fig leaves. Bob looked at his stomach, and noticed that he had been cut open, as he could see turkey stuffing inside. He screamed...
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Posted 02 December 2004 - 05:12 PM
"Allah wants cheese!" before the apple began choking him.
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Posted 02 December 2004 - 05:19 PM
These last words were scrutinized by philosophers over the ages, but nobody could figure out what they meant.
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Posted 02 December 2004 - 08:35 PM
This Guy was named...Alice.
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 01:00 AM
After eating some pie, Bob decided that it was too cold in the winter wonderland and lapsed into a pleasant state of suspended animation.
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 01:34 AM
This was also partly due to the movie company's budget being cut in half, they didn't have the money to draw Bob anymore.
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 08:28 AM
So Bob remained in suspended animation for the next 300,000 years, while everyone he knew died out, and was buried.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 11:36 AM
This was fairly par for the course, however, as it turned out that time was cyclical and Bob woke up twelve years before he left.
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