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*Everyone watched in amazement as a blue ghost of a little green frog ascended into heaven, leaving the mortal plane forever.
Avatara walked behind the bar and took over in Talos's absence. Nobody seemed to notice that the prices were doubled though...*
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Posted 07 November 2000 - 07:57 PM
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 08 November 2000 - 07:05 PM
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*Everyone watched in amazement as a blue ghost of a little green frog ascended into heaven, leaving the mortal plane forever.
Avatara walked behind the bar and took over in Talos's absence. Nobody seemed to notice that the prices were doubled though...*
*Everyone watched in amazement as a blue ghost of a little green frog ascended into heaven, leaving the mortal plane forever.
Avatara walked behind the bar and took over in Talos's absence. Nobody seemed to notice that the prices were doubled though...*
Just as the little ghost was about to go out of visible range, a hand appeared from the heavens, and the ghost was taken down to the bar. Avatara runs out in fear, screaming like a little girly man.
The frog resumes it's rightful spot.**damnit!! I want a little green frog!!***
**especially the ghost of one!!!***
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And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. Many were increasingly of the opinion that they had all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that the trees had been a bad move and that no one should ever have left the oceans. - Douglass Adams
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Posted 08 November 2000 - 07:16 PM
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Just as the little ghost was about to go out of visible range, a hand appeared from the heavens, and the ghost was taken down to the bar. Avatara runs out in fear, screaming like a little girly man. The frog resumes it's rightful spot.
**damnit!! I want a little green frog!!***
**especially the ghost of one!!!***
Just as the little ghost was about to go out of visible range, a hand appeared from the heavens, and the ghost was taken down to the bar. Avatara runs out in fear, screaming like a little girly man.
The frog resumes it's rightful spot.**damnit!! I want a little green frog!!***
**especially the ghost of one!!!***
Thank you for restoring the frog to its rightful position.
The frog croaks, signalling Avatara to be let back in.
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*Slayer, though prestently absent, agrees with Talos*
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Posted 13 November 2000 - 03:17 PM
Did I piss you off? I didn't mean to, if I did. I must have, because my post got deleted. That wasn't really going to be you that got squished, it was just to make people think you got squished at first. You were really sitting on the bar stool, and the thing that I stepped on was a salamander who had wondered in to hide from the rain. Sorry about the misinterpritations.
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Posted 13 November 2000 - 03:51 PM
It was just a joke.
Anyway, *The ghost of the green frog, seeing the unstable atmosphere, gives everyone drinks on the house.*
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Anyway, *The ghost of the green frog, seeing the unstable atmosphere, gives everyone drinks on the house.*
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Posted 16 November 2000 - 06:55 PM
**hands out drinks to everyone in the bar, now that (he thinks) differences were settled, and interesting facts were observed. (I wasn't the only one who posted as [the offending poster's name] I guess.....all my posts were fairly mundane.)**
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And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. Many were increasingly of the opinion that they had all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that the trees had been a bad move and that no one should ever have left the oceans. - Douglass Adams
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And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. Many were increasingly of the opinion that they had all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that the trees had been a bad move and that no one should ever have left the oceans. - Douglass Adams
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*Avatara looks at the die in his hand, then throws them casually across the room. Kestrel happened to see an oboloi on the floor and bent down to pick it up when something whizzed over his head and slammed into the cheek of another person at the bar. They fell over unconscious, the leather bag they were trying to pickpocket fell on top of them.
Avatara stands up and asks anyone if they want to join in on a friendly game of cards.*
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Avatara stands up and asks anyone if they want to join in on a friendly game of cards.*
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Posted 18 November 2000 - 09:43 AM
The ghost of a green frog, who happened to have a fondness for cards, decides to join.
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Posted 18 November 2000 - 11:43 PM
*walks into the bar tyrael following him threatening him with a dagger if he didnt join the "fun" of the bar. ordersa beer and when it comes he drops a strange substance in the beer and then offers it to tyrael.*
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"Who's next?"
-- Champion Maxwell Mokrev to an underling after leaping a fortress wall, killing 19 enemy SpaceMen, jumping into a tank, and crashing through all of the walls of the fortress, leaving nothing standing.
nickel count: 4
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Posted 18 November 2000 - 11:55 PM
*being the good-natured person he is, he lets Pyro take the first sip and declines. Mainly for the reason that he doesn't want to waste another's money.*
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Posted 25 November 2000 - 02:10 PM
*A dragon ....? i don't think that is a good idea. Sorry 
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Posted 25 November 2000 - 02:30 PM
The dragon realized his mistake and set off again, in the direction of the mountains.
Luckily, Avatara's ressurection spell was still working, and the Tavern was rebuilt (sp).
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One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
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Luckily, Avatara's ressurection spell was still working, and the Tavern was rebuilt (sp).
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Posted 26 November 2000 - 09:47 AM
...Hits a keg square in the side. The pressure from the keg's contents pushed the dagger back out. The handle of the dagger then hits Grapper in the back of the head. Grapper, now in some pain, is glad that nothing more will hit him. Unfortunately, heavily pressurized beer from the keg comes out and hits him with such force he goes straight out the window.
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Posted 26 November 2000 - 12:09 PM
*Avatara uses this opportunity of beer pouring out, and the bartender not paying attention, to refill his cup...and several others he was holding.*
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Some succeed, some don't...
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 27 November 2000 - 02:56 PM
... he turned back to his table and noticed that one of his cups was missing. He then noticed a woman at his table, drinking beer. "Thanks, I like free drinks ..." she smiled "... but - wait, you're not the bartender here, are you? You don't look like one. Oh well, never mind. Interested in a game of cards? ... Good. Anyone else?"
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One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
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Posted 27 November 2000 - 07:34 PM
*Avatara glances back and forth in shock, between his empty hand missing his cup, and the woman seated across from him. Suddenly coming together, he closed his jaw and smiled.*
"Sure, cards. Who else is playing?"
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"Sure, cards. Who else is playing?"
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 28 November 2000 - 05:21 PM
The ghost of a green frog, a fan of card games, hops up onto the surface to play.
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Oops!I didn't mean I colapsed I meant the tavern colapsed
Oops!I didn't mean I colapsed I meant the tavern colapsed
Edit buttons exist for a reason...
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Katze looked at the ghost of the frog doubtingly "You're sure you can play?" No response. The frog just stared at her. She shrugged "Alright. " She reached over and took another cup of beer. "You don't mind, do you?"
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One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
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One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
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I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Posted 02 December 2000 - 07:47 AM
"Ehehe" comes laughter from a corner. "You want a story, i'll give ya one. in my early days, a great demon came from the sky. With my mystical sword, i sliced the demon in half!" came the voice of Fanatic's Grandpa.
"Can it, old man!" talos said, "There was no such demon!"
"Why, youu... If i was fifty years younger, i'd twist your head until it popped off!"
"I'd love to see ya try!"
Fanatic's voice came from one of the tables, "Dont mind him, Talos. he's been a drunkard ever since he was eighty four."
"Oh yeah? well i have the sword with me now!" "Gramps" takes out a filthy looking sheath. he pulls a long rusted blade out of the sheath and swings it at a keg of beer. Right as it hit the wood, it shatters, leaving a small mark where the sword hit.
"HA HA HA! the sword that cut the demon in half, HAHAHA!" Talos laughed.
All that was left of the sword is now little pieces of rusted metal.
"Can it, old man!" talos said, "There was no such demon!"
"Why, youu... If i was fifty years younger, i'd twist your head until it popped off!"
"I'd love to see ya try!"
Fanatic's voice came from one of the tables, "Dont mind him, Talos. he's been a drunkard ever since he was eighty four."
"Oh yeah? well i have the sword with me now!" "Gramps" takes out a filthy looking sheath. he pulls a long rusted blade out of the sheath and swings it at a keg of beer. Right as it hit the wood, it shatters, leaving a small mark where the sword hit.
"HA HA HA! the sword that cut the demon in half, HAHAHA!" Talos laughed.
All that was left of the sword is now little pieces of rusted metal.
