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Zephyr didn't notice the frog before he opened his big mouth and poured the ale directly down in his throat. Upon realising that something none-ale had invaded his body, he jumped up, knocking the chair back, and spit the entire goo out onto some mean-looking drunkards. The frog, however, was lucky(?) enough th hit the hole in the floor and raced down into the darkness.

Ten seconds later, Rogan's swearing and Katherine's screaming escaped from the deep hole. A lightning could be seen as the frog flew out of the hole and landed with a good "smack" in the ceiling.

Zephyr, however, was starting to have problems of his own as the drunkards found out who spit frog-goo mixed with ale on them...

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Insult of the month:
You are the fattest thing I've ever seen...and I've been on safari!

Suddenly the door bursts open and two men fighting come in rolling over each other at each others neck.
"Help. Someone help! Get the damn ruffin off of me" yells one of the people.
"Try to play innocent to get help you theif" Shouts the other man before knocking the first person out.
He stands up and straitens out his shirt.
"What's the date?" The person asks.
Everyone in the bar looks at him.
"Sorry, I'm Tycho, well actully I'm Tycho from 10 years into the future I messed up a directed nexus spell and got sent through time" Tycho says. "So whats been happening here? Have you just come back from..." Tycho pauses. "No thats goin to happen in a few months"

(I can always find a way to be in two places at once )

Tycho Maudd

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I say what occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things, more I cannot say.

Korax walks in. "What happens here?" he asks, "I want to play poker and get drunk"


(hehe, I can be nine places at once: Rogan, Mutaro, Keno, Rongar, Korax, Angus, Lucas, Katherine and Lukyan )

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Insult of the month:
You are the fattest thing I've ever seen...and I've been on safari!

[quote]Originally posted by Rogan:
Korax walks in. "What happens here?" he asks, "I want to play poker and get drunk"


(hehe, I can be nine places at once: Rogan, Mutaro, Keno, Rongar, Korax, Angus, Lucas, Katherine and Lukyan  

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

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Don't forget me...


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Theo walks out of his room, this time looking more refreshed but with his eyelids still drooping a little. Walking over to the whole in the floor, Theo...ummm...relieves himself (I'm mean he *has* been a few days in bed ). Soon, more screams are heard from the depths below. Straightening up, he looks around the room until he spys the commotion in the corner. Theo walks over and pretends to fall asleep in a chair nearby, but he accidentaly fell asleep a few times and was only listening once and a while. [okay, I can admit that I haven't been exactly conversational lately ]

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"It has to start some time.
It has to start some where.
What better time than now?
What better world than this?" ~Theo Nean Donly~

Katze gets up from her seat, and walks to the hole in the floor. "You know, we really _should_ do something about this. I think it's rather annoying ... I mean, this is a tavern. So if some drunkard -" she stops in mid-sentence "- which reminds me ... Zephyr, where did your drunkards go?"
Zephyr grins broadly, and points down the hole. "It's not that bad after all."
Tycho looks around, seeming bored. "Yeah, that hole has been a problem for the last ten years ... we used to have a counter for how many people already 'went down', but Talos quickly gave that up."

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You cannot expect to be saved in any one thing, person ... Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were headed for shore.
- Ray Bradbury

Ahh...but if we seal it, that might mean they would be stuck down there. *thinks for a minute* Ok. *with a motion of his hand, the hole is sealed up and replaced by wood, in such a way one would never know there had been a hole there.*

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

"Ahh but you see we tried that." remarks Tycho walking over to the place where the hole was.
"Watch" He syas attempting to walk over it, but right when his foot touchs the floor os gives way and the hole is back.
"You always sucked being a carpenter, even with magic" Tycho said sneering at Avatara.
"No i'm just druck right now" Avatara shoots back.
"Yah, and you will be a drunkerd untill the..., nah i wont tell you." Says Tycho before buying a round a drinks.
"Here the only thing I will tell you, invest in Kesh, it prices are gonna sky-rocket soon.

Tycho Maudd

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I say what occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things, more I cannot say.

[This message has been edited by Tycho Maudd (edited 04-21-2001).]

"Kesh? That stuff that hinders those mages from knowing when you're lying? You know, you only need that when you're stupid enough to get caught." Katze smiles self-confidently. Until she notices the look Tycho gives her. "Well ... where do I get that Kesh stuff?" she shifts uncomfortably as the patrons of the bar all stare at her. "Uhm ... I mean ... yeah ... you never know, do you? ... What if some mage ... right, some evil mage came and wanted to know something, and you had to tell him cause you didn't invest in that stuff?" Luckily for her, the patrons are drunk enough to buy that. To absolutly divert the patrons attention she buys another round of drinks.
Tycho, still standung dangerously close to the hole, seems to be enjoying himself greatly.

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You cannot expect to be saved in any one thing, person ... Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were headed for shore.
- Ray Bradbury

[This message has been edited by Moonshadow (edited 04-21-2001).]

Mutaro walks in ( ) and orders a mug of beer. He sits down by a table in a corner and decides to get really drunk.

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Insult of the month:
You are the fattest thing I've ever seen...and I've been on safari!

*Avatara hurls Muatro into Tycho, but quickly grabs Muatro's hand as Tycho falls through the hole.*

Thanks, its not my fault Talos used rotton wood, I only used what he had here to cover it up.

*Slides a heavy metal object over the hole, covering it up, without falling through or making it bigger.*

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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."

*A small green frog falls from the ceiling and lands on Avatara's head*

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Insult of the month:
You are the fattest thing I've ever seen...and I've been on safari!

Slayer, sitting in the corner napping, can be heard talking in his sleep. No one (except the mages) can make any sense of what he's saying. Suddenly, a bolt of magic flies from Slayer and singes the wall. Slayer is jolted awake by this and nearly falls out of his chair. When gathers his bearings, he comments that, "I always said that spell was easy enough to cast in your sleep!"

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Slayer's guide to Cythera:
[url="http://"http://www.macclassics.com/cythera/cythera.htm"]http://www.macclassi...era/cythera.htm[/url]

Having entered the portal, Talos reappeared in the tavern.

"Woah... that was weird," he said. He quickly caught the frog and put it back in its cage, and was once again tending the tavern.

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Suddenly there is a brght flsh of light from the frog, and there is Tycho jammed into the cage.

Tycho Maudd

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I say what occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things, more I cannot say.

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"Damn it!" Talos yelled. He muttered an incantation, and the frog reappeared in the cage, about sixteen times larger, and tycho sat outside of the cage, about sixteen times smaller. "Why can't people learn not to play with the frog and spells! Anyone here have a semi-reversal spell without disastrous side effects?"

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<font color="gold">Bronze: the other gold metal.</font>
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Bacchus Freeware: Olympus Wars, a plugin for EV:N.

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"I do" says a drunken Mutaro from a corner and raises his hand. *POOF* "uh oh".




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Insult of the month:
You are the fattest thing I've ever seen...and I've been on safari!