Tavern continued
#104
Posted 30 October 2000 - 02:01 PM
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WHAT THE H***?
THEO NEAN DONLY!!!! DONT LIE! IT WAS I WHO POSTED AS FANATIC'S GRANDPA!! DONT GIVE ME ANY BULL**** LIKE THAT!!
(Thats TWO to put on my hate list )
Theo Nean Donly bows his head and says "I'm truly sorry, Fanatic. I knew it was you who posted as Fanatic's Grandpa and i played a mean trick on you." Then to everyone in the bar: It was not I who posted as Fanatic's Grandpa, it was Fanatic himself!"
No, no, no, no, NO! I ment that I posted the one that it said Lindor posted. I was just trying to clear something up for those who don't know my multi-personality, not trying to steal the Grandpa idea. I thought it was hillarious.
***in character***
Theo walks over and kicks Fanatic's Grandpa in the shin, yelling
"Wake up. I thought you were going to tell us a story."
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The One And Only:
~Theo Nean Donly~
- Magic: the Gathering, "Temper"
The One And Only
~Theo Nean Donly~
#106
Posted 30 October 2000 - 04:29 PM
the clanking of metal is heard when he enters and all suspect that he is wearing plate armor. he walks to the bartender,"i'll have a glass of water". he asks in a dark and raspy whisper "is there anywhere in this town that i can buy food and equipment?".
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rich loy
#107 Guest_Fanatic's Grandpa_*
Posted 30 October 2000 - 08:24 PM
"I'd like a sheild and sword...and a mace, and a bow and arrow...I'd like everything!" the stranger says.
"Buy it all and I'll give you three bombs and an odd helmet FREE!"
"DEAL!!!" the stranger looks satisfied...
#108
Posted 30 October 2000 - 09:00 PM
"Anyone else care to join?" Avatara asks the people in the tavern.
"Let an old man sleep in peace!" Fanatic's grandpa answers rudely, "or I'll break your knuckles too!"
"As you wish, but one more thing...your pants are on fire!"
"No they are not!" gramps looks down and sees to his horror that they are. "Ohhh, darn."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#109
Posted 30 October 2000 - 09:40 PM
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rich loy
#110
Posted 30 October 2000 - 09:48 PM
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the man in robes asks the inkeeper if he can rent a room.he calls himself "hephestaes".he then walks to his room and assembles a distiller and sets all his alchemical elements out on the table in perfect order. he then pulls out three harpy eggs and 2 bottles of kesh.he then begins unpacking his tattered bag which he pulled from under his cloak.he has a strange staff and the sword of heroes. after he's done he walks into the inn and drops 90 oboloi on the table. "barkeep,a round of drinks for everyone"
Hate to tell you, but this is a tavern not an inn...
*the man in robes looks off in the distance, at the tavern in which good men were enjoying themselves.*
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#111
Posted 30 October 2000 - 10:38 PM
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Ferazel Rocks!
Cythera's 'Team Stories' Rock!
#112
Posted 30 October 2000 - 10:41 PM
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#114
Posted 30 October 2000 - 11:16 PM
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#115
Posted 31 October 2000 - 12:07 PM
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The One And Only:
~Theo Nean Donly~
- Magic: the Gathering, "Temper"
The One And Only
~Theo Nean Donly~
#116
Posted 01 November 2000 - 07:11 PM
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#117
Posted 01 November 2000 - 07:14 PM
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#118
Posted 02 November 2000 - 10:05 PM
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Slayer's guide to Cythera:
[url="http://"http://www.macclassics.com/cythera/cythera.htm"]http://www.macclassi...era/cythera.htm[/url]
http://russell.stanb...ide/cythera.htm
#119
Posted 03 November 2000 - 10:58 AM
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Location: Up Yer Butt And Around The Corner Where The Mushrooms Grow And The Sun Don't Shine!
#120
Posted 03 November 2000 - 11:26 AM
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I have no signature...my dog ate it.
[This message has been edited by Avatara (edited 11-03-2000).]
#122
Posted 03 November 2000 - 12:41 PM
I Have not Posted on a story before so here I go.*in character*
Grapper Bashes the door open and out of breath says" Ruffians!Their here!When I was walking here they just jumped out of the bushes and started chasing me!"
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#124
Posted 03 November 2000 - 01:25 PM
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I have no signature...my dog ate it.