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Posted 07 December 2000 - 12:55 PM

Fanatic casts Full Heal on Gramps. After drinking 52 more glasses of beer, Fanatic's grandpa spits out beer and tries to make a water elemental, but instead, forms a large humanoid creature made completely out of beer. Fanatic's grandpa was mad at avatara at the moment, so the beer elemental hurled a beer blast at Avatara for popping gramps like a balloon. Gramps immeadiatly cheered as avatara filled up like a balloon.

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Posted 07 December 2000 - 02:46 PM

And fell on the ground unconsciously as someone hit him very hard in ...(*what makes a human fall unconscious? I don't have biology, and I'm usually not interested in knocking anybody out*). "I hope this'll keep him quiet for some time" Katze said. The beer elemental, not very bright (consider Gramps' state of mind when he made it) and confused because his master didn't give orders anymore, dissolved, leaving a very drunk Avatara in a pool of beer.
Katze sat down on one of the remaining chairs, looking pleased with herself.

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Posted 07 December 2000 - 03:15 PM

Rogan had watched this mess for almost two hours, and decided that the best way to escape was to get drunk. So he put his head down in a beer keg and started to drink...

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"Hello how are you today I`m just fine I see you are a little boy I have a little boy myself his name is Matthew I also have a cat his name is Furby he jumps up on my feet when I sit down and watch TV and i clap him on the back I like pizza and tacos and I also like coke and watching TV nice to meet you we have to do this again sometime"
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Posted 07 December 2000 - 03:53 PM

The ghost of a green frog, remembering the reasonable morality kept in the bar when Talos was still there, shouts "Ithikoz!", startling the bar. (Fanatic's Gramps doesn't wake up though).

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Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url], [url="http://"http://users.erols.com/alkrauss/Once_Again.html"]Once Again: on the web.[/url]
Bronze: the other gold metal.   ||   And so the space toaster hardened the outer layers of the doughy, ooey-gooey ancient Earth...
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url].

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Posted 07 December 2000 - 04:37 PM

Rogan slips and falls head-first down in the beer keg. Kicking wildly with his feet, he hits the ghost of a small green frog. The ghost flies across the tavern and crashes into the wall with a "splat" like sound...

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"Hello how are you today I`m just fine I see you are a little boy I have a little boy myself his name is Matthew I also have a cat his name is Furby he jumps up on my feet when I sit down and watch TV and i clap him on the back I like pizza and tacos and I also like coke and watching TV nice to meet you we have to do this again sometime"
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Posted 07 December 2000 - 05:09 PM

...and then Rogan remembers its a ghost and it doesn't make splat noises when it hits a wall. Instead, it goes through the wall and is seen far off in the distance, scrambling to get back to the bar while everyone gets free rounds from Talos's supply.

(I'm still waiting in case you need a substitute bartender *hint hint* Posted Image)

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#207 User is offline   Talos 

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Posted 07 December 2000 - 08:16 PM

As soon as he disappears, the ghost comes back. He politely tells Avatara that he is obliged to wait for Talos.

(Also, could someone revive the story topics? They're all dead!)

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<font color="gold">Bronze: the other gold metal.</font>
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url], [url="http://"http://users.erols.com/alkrauss/Once_Again.html"]Once Again: on the web.[/url]
Bronze: the other gold metal.   ||   And so the space toaster hardened the outer layers of the doughy, ooey-gooey ancient Earth...
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url].

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Posted 14 December 2000 - 05:32 PM

*The frog, otherwise known as a clone of Talos, has appearantly stopped the conversation in the bar.*

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Posted 14 December 2000 - 06:07 PM

The real frog throws the imposter out of the bar, after thanking him for reviving the topic.

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<font color="gold">Bronze: the other gold metal.</font>
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url], [url="http://"http://users.erols.com/alkrauss/Once_Again.html"]Once Again: on the web.[/url]
Bronze: the other gold metal.   ||   And so the space toaster hardened the outer layers of the doughy, ooey-gooey ancient Earth...
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url].

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Posted 14 December 2000 - 06:42 PM

Fanatic's Grandpa wakes up and forms a beer elemental. he hands a scroll to fanatic, who reads it and forms another beer elemental. the two elementals attack everyone at once, completely flattening the whole table, and mmaking everyone very pissed. Posted Image

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Posted 15 December 2000 - 11:29 AM

Rogan groans. "Oh, damn, not again!"

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Posted 15 December 2000 - 04:02 PM

The frog, moaning, reverses the space-time continuum, making the building rise to its original state and the beer elementals disappear. However, as screwing around with space-time is risky, a large number of gazelles appeared in the building.

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<font color="gold">Bronze: the other gold metal.</font>
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url], [url="http://"http://users.erols.com/alkrauss/Once_Again.html"]Once Again: on the web.[/url]
Bronze: the other gold metal.   ||   And so the space toaster hardened the outer layers of the doughy, ooey-gooey ancient Earth...
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url].

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Posted 15 December 2000 - 05:31 PM

For some odd reason, a giant pretzal monster appeared. (seeing as how everyone else is obviously drunk) The pretzal monster gobbled up all the gazelles but abruptly vanished as the frog opened up a tiny packet of cheese sauce.

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Posted 15 December 2000 - 06:47 PM

Fanatic's Grandpa drops the beer he is holding and is suddenly transformed into a chimpanzee.
"Ooh ooh ooh! Ooh ooh ah!" Fanatic's grandpa screams as he jumps up and grabs a rafter.
Fanatic's grandpa, still a chimp, grabs the rafter and Gluebubble turns into a donkey. Posted Image
Fanatic stares incredulously at Gramps, who had started swinging on the rafter.
"Oh no, look at my bar!" Talos moans then drops the beer he was filling.
The frog's ghost, who had caused whe abnormality in the space-time continuum, shimmers, then fades out of existance.
The bar returns to normal...

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Posted 16 December 2000 - 08:11 AM

Katze leaned back and closed her eyes. When she opened them again everything seemed normal: the frog was trying to fill a cup with beer and Fanatic's Gramps was still sleeping. To make up for the trouble he caused Katze gave the frog his scrolls and his purse Posted Image, which was quite a lot. "Next time you can rebuild the tavern wis a more solid material. Maybe it won't collaps that fast."

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Posted 16 December 2000 - 04:43 PM

The bar then turns into steel!

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Posted 16 December 2000 - 05:52 PM

*out of character*

I am getting very annoyed that idiots keep on knocking my bar down. It used to be funny, but now it's just stupid. I'm going to request a moderator to delete these annoying, pointless posts. I'm not going to bother with sci-fi garbage this time, and I will ask that the most recent two times the bar was knocked down are deleted.

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<font color="gold">Bronze: the other gold metal.</font>
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url], [url="http://"http://users.erols.com/alkrauss/Once_Again.html"]Once Again: on the web.[/url]
Bronze: the other gold metal.   ||   And so the space toaster hardened the outer layers of the doughy, ooey-gooey ancient Earth...
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url].

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Posted 16 December 2000 - 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by Talos:
*out of character*

I am getting very annoyed that idiots keep on knocking my bar down. It used to be funny, but now it's just stupid. I'm going to request a moderator to delete these annoying, pointless posts. I'm not going to bother with sci-fi garbage this time, and I will ask that the most recent two times the bar was knocked down are deleted.


I'm kinda waiting for Talos to return, so I can show him my latest advancement in science. To ruin the surprise, I've discovered a way to implant a type of metal's atoms into wood, therefore making the wood nearly invincible. This way, the tavern will stop falling. So, maybe Talos can return for a real short time...

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Posted 17 December 2000 - 08:05 AM

Talos can only return when the 'Evil Clone' topic is resolved. Until then, we're stuck with the frog.

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Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url], [url="http://"http://users.erols.com/alkrauss/Once_Again.html"]Once Again: on the web.[/url]
Bronze: the other gold metal.   ||   And so the space toaster hardened the outer layers of the doughy, ooey-gooey ancient Earth...
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url].

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Posted 17 December 2000 - 12:34 PM

You can't make a "good" clone? Posted Image

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Posted 17 December 2000 - 02:11 PM

Well, according to the processes of manual clone-making, a good clone could be made with a mirror-room infused with dark magic, but with good intents by the person who wants themselves cloned. So, technically, you could make a good clone. But Talos is a bartender, and probably won't do that.

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<font color="gold">Bronze: the other gold metal.</font>
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url], [url="http://"http://users.erols.com/alkrauss/Once_Again.html"]Once Again: on the web.[/url]
Bronze: the other gold metal.   ||   And so the space toaster hardened the outer layers of the doughy, ooey-gooey ancient Earth...
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url].

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Posted 18 December 2000 - 03:57 PM

The frog, hoping to ease the loneliness that had settled over the bar since Talos's absence, hops up to the counter and announces that there are free drinks. Unfortunately, he was unable to control the crowds, and soon people were practically drinking whole kegs.

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<font color="gold">Bronze: the other gold metal.</font>
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url], [url="http://"http://users.erols.com/alkrauss/Once_Again.html"]Once Again: on the web.[/url]
Bronze: the other gold metal.   ||   And so the space toaster hardened the outer layers of the doughy, ooey-gooey ancient Earth...
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url].

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Posted 19 December 2000 - 11:08 AM

*Talos, far away, is suddenly stunned as he somehow realizes his bar has reached it's 7th page. In the bar, the green frog is giving out free drinks and a party is ensuing, causing the bar to be even more "dirtied".*

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Posted 19 December 2000 - 01:58 PM

The wind outside howls, and the night grows cold. Everyone in the bar leans closer the heat of the fire. The frog hops nervously around, and settles on the stones near the hearth. A window flies open, banging against the walls, and startling everyone. Rogan stands up and closes it. "It's a bitter night for sure out there...I pity those out and about." A general nod of assent is given. The door flings open, and a travel worn man steps through. He has a wide-brimmed, low hat. He bears a large pack, and his face looks like old leather, beaten and kicked around. ( Posted Image) "Why Rogan, quit staring at me, and say hello to an old friend."

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Posted 19 December 2000 - 03:01 PM

Rogan looks at the man for a few seconds. He then puts his right hand around his sword`s handle and says: "From where do I know you?" The man closes the door behind him and answers...

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