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Talos the bartender is out on the 'Evil Clone' adventure right now. He left the frog in charge. Oh, and I don't mind.
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The frog laughed then, as GameFanatic said he was drunk.
Of course not! She's not sealing your beer!
Sure, go ahead *passes one of his remaining cups to her before getting up and refilling his from the ever-growing bear leak. The mark left on another keg by Gamefanatic's Gramps starts hissing and a tiny streak of beer leaks out. Some say 'gramps' was heard moaning "uh oh" before the keg cracked open and a huge turret of beer knocked him through the wall. Avatara hopes Talos will return soon, so far two kegs have been wasted and the floor is now a mess with beer all over in puddles.
Avatara and Moonshadow win alternating games, causing the poor frog to go nearly broke.*
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I don't mind
I don't mind
Of course not! She's not sealing your beer!
Sure, go ahead *passes one of his remaining cups to her before getting up and refilling his from the ever-growing bear leak. The mark left on another keg by Gamefanatic's Gramps starts hissing and a tiny streak of beer leaks out. Some say 'gramps' was heard moaning "uh oh" before the keg cracked open and a huge turret of beer knocked him through the wall. Avatara hopes Talos will return soon, so far two kegs have been wasted and the floor is now a mess with beer all over in puddles.
Avatara and Moonshadow win alternating games, causing the poor frog to go nearly broke.*
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Posted 02 December 2000 - 05:53 PM
Rogan walks in and stares surprised at the frog ghost. "Didn`t I step on you in the past?"
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"Nah. I'm back. And I'm angry."
The frog then makes a few angry movements at Rogan, not achieving much. Suddenly, a thought came to his tiny mind - the beer. Using his tongue, he redirected its flow at Rogan, who blew straight at a wall of the tavern. Due to Talos's prolonged absence, the bar's structure hadn't been maintained, and the whole wall came crashing down. Along with it came part of the roof, covering everyone in plaster, and seriously injuring Rogan.
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The frog then makes a few angry movements at Rogan, not achieving much. Suddenly, a thought came to his tiny mind - the beer. Using his tongue, he redirected its flow at Rogan, who blew straight at a wall of the tavern. Due to Talos's prolonged absence, the bar's structure hadn't been maintained, and the whole wall came crashing down. Along with it came part of the roof, covering everyone in plaster, and seriously injuring Rogan.
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*The roof creaks loudly, and theKestrel pales as he realizes what is about to happen. The bar collapses...but the timbers abruptly stop in air, and are placed back on top of each other. Avatara is now standing, hands raised in the air as the bar slowly rebuilds itself, and looks just like new...except for the beer all over.*
You owe me one Kestrel!
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Posted 03 December 2000 - 01:53 AM
*How often did the Tavern collaps? Or almost collapsed? Does anyone know? *
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Posted 03 December 2000 - 03:36 PM
Rogan casts healing on himself and walks towards the frog. He takes a sip of wine and says: "that hurt". He picks the frog up and drops him into a beer keg. Rogan then puts a lid on the keg and seals it with some nails. "teach you to collapse a bar on top of me".
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Grapper walks in with bear all over him and a load of money and weapons. After setting everything down Grapper casts a spell to close the bear keg that was spilling all over. "Monako de mooneo,seemo nooka moono swa"a voice booms which seems to be coming from the bear keg.Rogan screams like a girl as he runs over to get a mace from Grappers pile of junk and swings at the bear keg and the tavern is knee high with bear.Everyone starts to drink the bear...
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Unfortunately, the bear didn't like being drunk. He was still quite solid, in fact. He sobered up by going to an institution. (If you don't get that pun, you're pretty sad.)
The frog, remembering its ghastliness, simply floated out of the heavily reinforced jar.
"Nice try Rogan, wait 'til Talos comes back..." the frog croaked, with some effort.
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The frog, remembering its ghastliness, simply floated out of the heavily reinforced jar.
"Nice try Rogan, wait 'til Talos comes back..." the frog croaked, with some effort.
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Posted 03 December 2000 - 09:33 PM
*ahem*
Grapper, "beer" (the alchoholic beverage) is not spelled "bear". Apparantly, you didn't get my play on your pitiful spelling in my post.
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Grapper, "beer" (the alchoholic beverage) is not spelled "bear". Apparantly, you didn't get my play on your pitiful spelling in my post.
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*How often did the Tavern collaps? Or almost collapsed? Does anyone know?*
*How often did the Tavern collaps? Or almost collapsed? Does anyone know?
*Consider it a tradition.
*Avatara spits on the floor*
"Ugh, that bear tasted nasty."
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Posted 04 December 2000 - 03:30 PM
Rogan slips in some sticky mass and falls to the ground. He gets up and scrapes the mass of his boots. "What the hell...bear?
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Katze shook her head in disbelief as she watched the men making fools of themselves . She took her ... uhm ... Avatara's cup and refilled it with beer. Then she sat down on one of the remaining chairs to wait for the bear to leave the tavern. Fortunately, it had enough of all those men trying to drink it and did everyone a favor by going home to ... wherever.
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. She took her ... uhm ... Avatara's cup and refilled it with beer. Then she sat down on one of the remaining chairs to wait for the bear to leave the tavern. Fortunately, it had enough of all those men trying to drink it and did everyone a favor by going home to ... wherever.------------------
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After the incident with the bear, the bar quieted down somewhat. The frog, Avatara, and Moonshadow continue playing 'Polemo', and the frog is beaten again. Angry, the frog snaps his ghastly tongue at the card, and somehow, the card gets stuck. As much as Avatara and Moonshadow pull, the card is stuck leaving the frogs mouth in a stupid looking / shape (sideways).
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Posted 05 December 2000 - 01:24 PM
Fanatic's grandpa says "ill show you the only spell Fanatic taught me!"
"Gramps" spits on the floor. the spit turns into a water elemental. the water elemental gets up and grabs a bar support from the roof.
"Now which one of you whippersnappers has been hurtling bar supports at my friend avatara?" Gramps says
"Gramps" spits on the floor. the spit turns into a water elemental. the water elemental gets up and grabs a bar support from the roof.
"Now which one of you whippersnappers has been hurtling bar supports at my friend avatara?" Gramps says
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*Talos, it isn't Moonshadow who's playing but Katze (I believe I wrote so).*
Katze - after trying every trick she knew without succes - leaned back and looked at the frog. "Well, I hope that'll teach you, at least, not to be such a bad loser ... it is strange, though. You are a ghost, aren't you? then why does the card noz just fall through you?" The frog looks surprised. "You haven't even tried that? ... go on, try it than." She suddenly noticed the water elemental and Fanatic's Grandpa right behind it. "Do you think this is a good idea? The roof looks unstable as it is, and ..." her words trailed off as the elemental swung the bar support ...
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Katze - after trying every trick she knew without succes - leaned back and looked at the frog. "Well, I hope that'll teach you, at least, not to be such a bad loser ... it is strange, though. You are a ghost, aren't you? then why does the card noz just fall through you?" The frog looks surprised. "You haven't even tried that? ... go on, try it than." She suddenly noticed the water elemental and Fanatic's Grandpa right behind it. "Do you think this is a good idea? The roof looks unstable as it is, and ..." her words trailed off as the elemental swung the bar support ...
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...but missed at the frog and hit Korax, who was drunk, in the back of the head. Korax fell to the ground. The water elemental threw the bar support into "gramps" hands and vanished quickly. Korax got up, wiped some broken glass off his mouth and face, looked down at "gramps" and said as his mood shifted from good and drunk to mad and drunk: "Why, you little..."
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Posted 05 December 2000 - 03:20 PM
the whole bar collapses, and every beer keg in the tavern explodes, causing the water elemental to dissolve, and everyone to become drunk. Gramps, who still has some beer in his mouth, spits the beer and tries to make another water elemental. the spit with beer in it formed not into a water elemental, but a humanoid figure made completely out of beer.
"I have discovered the Beer Elemental!" Gramps exclaims.
the beer elemental shoots a beer blast out of his hand. the beer blast hits talos' mouth, causing him to become extremely drunk.
"I have discovered the Beer Elemental!" Gramps exclaims.
the beer elemental shoots a beer blast out of his hand. the beer blast hits talos' mouth, causing him to become extremely drunk.
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Talos isn't here. The frog is.
As the frog sees the mess of what once was Talos's bar, he realizes he's in trouble. As the heir apparant of the lock Talos had put in charge of the bar, he would have to fix the bar or suffer a painfully short post-death life. Cycling his slight magical abilities, he causes a slight rift in the previous time. The bar support goes back to its rightful position, the bar stands upright (or fairly so) again, and Fanatic's Gramps mysteriously disappears.
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As the frog sees the mess of what once was Talos's bar, he realizes he's in trouble. As the heir apparant of the lock Talos had put in charge of the bar, he would have to fix the bar or suffer a painfully short post-death life. Cycling his slight magical abilities, he causes a slight rift in the previous time. The bar support goes back to its rightful position, the bar stands upright (or fairly so) again, and Fanatic's Gramps mysteriously disappears.
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Korax looks surprised around and says: "Thank God it wasn`t bear!"
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"Hello how are you today I`m just fine I see you are a little boy I have a little boy myself his name is Matthew I also have a cat his name is Furby he jumps up on my feet when I sit down and watch TV and i clap him on the back I like pizza and tacos and I also like coke and watching TV nice to meet you we have to do this again sometime"
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*Avatara makes a mental note to help Talos rebuild the bar with a better material, one that doesn't collapse, when Talos returns.*
*Avatara brushes plaster flakes and dust off of him as he stands up and glares angrily at a bewildered "Gramps" hanging upside-down from the roof in the front of the bar. A ringing sound of steel is heard...*
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
*Avatara brushes plaster flakes and dust off of him as he stands up and glares angrily at a bewildered "Gramps" hanging upside-down from the roof in the front of the bar. A ringing sound of steel is heard...*
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With war there is great amounts of death. Men and women make themselves known, doing dangerous feats in their attempt to become heroes.
Some succeed, some don't...
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#198
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Posted 06 December 2000 - 08:23 AM
...Korax shouts "let me have him!"
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"Hello how are you today I`m just fine I see you are a little boy I have a little boy myself his name is Matthew I also have a cat his name is Furby he jumps up on my feet when I sit down and watch TV and i clap him on the back I like pizza and tacos and I also like coke and watching TV nice to meet you we have to do this again sometime"
--Mime who`s had enough
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"Hello how are you today I`m just fine I see you are a little boy I have a little boy myself his name is Matthew I also have a cat his name is Furby he jumps up on my feet when I sit down and watch TV and i clap him on the back I like pizza and tacos and I also like coke and watching TV nice to meet you we have to do this again sometime"
--Mime who`s had enough
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room.
#199
- Guardian
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Posted 06 December 2000 - 05:04 PM
*But the ringing sound of steel was not a sword being drawn. Instead, Avatara had been using metal to light an un-needed bar support. With the bar support burning rapidly, Avatara heaved it at GameFanatic's grandpa, who abruptly burst into flames.*
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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."
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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#200
- Member
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- Location:Out of Darkness, Out of Mind
Posted 06 December 2000 - 05:15 PM
With so much beer in him, he practicly popped like a bubble.
{Look at what happened the first time I tried to type this:}
{With so much deer in ihm, he pratcitly pooped like a buggle.}
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The One And Only:
~Theo Nean Donly~
{Look at what happened the first time I tried to type this:}
{With so much deer in ihm, he pratcitly pooped like a buggle.}
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The One And Only:
~Theo Nean Donly~
"I don't need a plan, just a goal. The rest will follow on its own"
- Magic: the Gathering, "Temper"
The One And Only
~Theo Nean Donly~
- Magic: the Gathering, "Temper"
The One And Only
~Theo Nean Donly~
