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Those were some great mushrooms too. People put them on pizza...and, well, let's just say a better pizza has never been eaten.
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Posted 22 November 2004 - 07:47 PM
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Posted 23 November 2004 - 01:00 AM
Except for the one that the King of Prussia ate last Thursday which was pretty darn fine.
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Posted 23 November 2004 - 06:10 PM
But it still wasn't better.
Then again, better is all relative.
So the Prussians all became existentialist.
Then again, better is all relative.
So the Prussians all became existentialist.
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Posted 24 November 2004 - 01:11 AM
Who promptly had their asses handed to them by Bob and his newly formed band of friendly Epicurians.
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Posted 24 November 2004 - 02:28 AM
Who promptly had their asses handed to them by the Bank of Reno, which had uncovered the Epicurians had bounced.
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Posted 24 November 2004 - 10:02 AM
And thus the global economy crashed.
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Posted 25 November 2004 - 01:08 AM
But, luckily, a giant turkey named Chuckey-pants bailed the world out of its financial crisis once again and had a public restroom named after him in honor of his actions.
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Posted 25 November 2004 - 01:17 AM
Unfortunately that restroom was later vandalized by a bunch of hooligans thus making it closed for repairs. This infuriated Bob's mushroomy remains, which, while magically fermenting into gnomes, had become close friends with Chucky-pants. Bob's gnomey remains swore to avenge Chucky-pants' vandalized restroom.
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Posted 25 November 2004 - 11:59 AM
But then the mushrooms had a really bad trip.
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Posted 25 November 2004 - 02:11 PM
They ended up on the wrong airplane and found themselves stranded in Boston.
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Posted 25 November 2004 - 04:13 PM
Now that's what I call a bad trip.
Not only that, they were out of money.
Not only that, they were out of money.
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Posted 26 November 2004 - 01:02 AM
They were forced to sell themselves into indentured servitude in return for a couple blankets and six pounds of premium lard.
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Posted 26 November 2004 - 10:30 AM
Gary, as it happened, didn't exist, so the mushrooms ate their lard and had heart attacks.
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Posted 26 November 2004 - 09:44 PM
They then walked to Subway and met Greg, who wasn't as famous as the other guy, because it wasn't pc to have someone who was flamboyantly gay.
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Posted 27 November 2004 - 01:10 AM
Fortunately, Bob happened upon the scene with a bulldozer and a pocket-sized thermonuclear device and did away with the Subway, Greg, and a nearby video rental return kiosk.
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Posted 27 November 2004 - 02:40 PM
But luckily he wanted that movie anyway, and it saved him fifteen bucks. Kind of like it saved him fifteen minutes (at geiko, cuz he's a lizard..haha)
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Posted 27 November 2004 - 05:25 PM
Yet, before he could return home triumphantly, a giant elephant trampled him as he wandered into the St. Patrick's Day Parade.
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Posted 28 November 2004 - 01:04 AM
As to why there happened to be an elephant in the St Patrick's Day Parade is one of those galactic mysteries that the nightly news is big on ignoring completely while focusing more on the Rev. Al Sharpton's tirade about how the planning commission was being racist for choosing an Asian elephant over an African elephant for its parade-related trampling services.
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Posted 28 November 2004 - 06:00 PM
Unfortunately, this was not OK with Greg.
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 12:05 AM
Except he had forgotten the head leprechaun was his wife.
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 12:17 AM
This series of events caused mass confusion as Greg was both openly gay and had recently been killed off in the local Subway.
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Posted 29 November 2004 - 08:31 AM
So instead, masses of sheep filled the parade, eating all the greenery they could find. But one green thing they ate was a biological weapon, which made everyone regurgitate what they'd had for lunch.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
