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#626 Zortrium

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Posted 14 May 2003 - 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Stryker:
Hey I'm the gun person here, go back to your shack, BAM BAM and then shoots Mr. Zorty or Zorturim or what ever the hell his name is.

Your bullets richochet harmlessly off my zortrium armor.

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#627 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 14 May 2003 - 10:44 PM

And Ricochetes back and hits him in the face, have a nice day!

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#628 Azeroth

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Posted 15 May 2003 - 08:00 AM

How long does weat keep its nutritional value?

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#629 Zortrium

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Posted 15 May 2003 - 01:54 PM

A certain amount of time that I am not certain of but is certain.

How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol horde got bored?

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#630 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 15 May 2003 - 06:29 PM

The mongol hordes would horde many boards if the mongol hordes were borde!

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#631 Avatara

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Posted 17 May 2003 - 12:39 AM

What is this 'weat'?

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#632 Zortrium

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Posted 17 May 2003 - 02:43 PM

I was gonna post that question but I didn't.

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Posted 18 May 2003 - 12:00 AM

You snooze, you lose.

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#634 Zortrium

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Posted 18 May 2003 - 01:58 PM

I wasn't snoozing. I was simply refraining from posting a dumb question. Posted Image

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Posted 18 May 2003 - 02:52 PM

Too bad you don't do the same for statements. Posted Image

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Posted 18 May 2003 - 05:26 PM

:burp:

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Posted 18 May 2003 - 05:27 PM

:belch:

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Posted 18 May 2003 - 05:31 PM

[url="http://"http://www.belch.com"]BELCH!!![/url]

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#639 Zortrium

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Posted 18 May 2003 - 05:45 PM

:explodes:

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Posted 19 May 2003 - 06:33 AM

Such quality.

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#641 Azeroth

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Posted 19 May 2003 - 07:41 AM

Such blatant hitler worshipping.

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Posted 19 May 2003 - 12:56 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Zortrium:
:explodes:

Neee heeeeheee!!!

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#643 Zortrium

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Posted 19 May 2003 - 01:47 PM

I think we should take away The Journalist's drugs.

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#644 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 19 May 2003 - 04:15 PM

No hes much better that way! If we did that we would have to kill you!

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#645 Zortrium

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Posted 19 May 2003 - 10:38 PM

I think we all need a dose of [url="http://"http://www.happytreefriends.com/"]Happy Tree Friends[/url].

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#646 Avatara

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Posted 19 May 2003 - 10:52 PM

I've made a habit of not clicking on links anymore...with good reason.

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#647 Zortrium

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Posted 19 May 2003 - 11:32 PM

I assume, then, that you're familiar with HTF? :s######:

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#648 The Journalist

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Posted 20 May 2003 - 12:55 PM

hmmm..access denied..

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