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#1 The Journalist

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Posted 22 January 2002 - 07:31 PM

Every day, I'll post a new joke here. Some will be worth telling, others less so. Occasionally I'll forget, but extra will be here when I post again.

So:
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

DAM(N)

Just another attempt to liven up Trash Talk………… Posted Image

Please post even just to tell me you saw this, if nothing else.

Please don't post your own jokes here, this SJD(Stupid Joke of the Day) has a serious cult following.

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Posted 22 January 2002 - 08:07 PM

har har,that was hilarious Posted Image

Very cute

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Posted 23 January 2002 - 02:31 AM

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Posted 23 January 2002 - 10:26 PM

Five doctors go duck hunting. There's a GP, a pediatritian, a psycologist, a surgeon, a pathologist.

Then, a bird comes flying in. The GP raises his gun(RHG), but he's not sure if it's a duck or not. he doesn't shoot
The pediatritian RHG, but he's not sure if it's male or female duck. he dousn't shoot.
the psycologist and the sugeon raises their guns. the psycologist thinks to himself:"i know that's a duck, but does the duck know he's a duck?" the surgeon shoots, turns to the pathologist and says "go see if that's duck"

i love making fun of doctors Posted Image

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Posted 24 January 2002 - 07:29 AM

What´s a GP?

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Posted 24 January 2002 - 01:05 PM

A General Practitioner, I believe.

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Posted 24 January 2002 - 03:00 PM

I don't get it.....

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Posted 24 January 2002 - 05:38 PM

Quote

Originally posted by CrazyTom9:
A General Practitioner, I believe.

Correct

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Posted 24 January 2002 - 05:45 PM

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I don't get it.....

OK, A GP is an all-around doctor. He would have any human patient. likewise, he would shoot at any duck.

A pediatrition only deals with children. So, he would also worry about gender.

a pyscologist studies brains. So, he would wonder what the duck is thinking

a sugeon makes fast decisions. So, he would "shoot now, then ask questions"

A pathologist studies dead things.

We never really find out if it's a duck or not

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Posted 24 January 2002 - 09:03 PM

Whoops- forgot today's joke!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese.

read this out loud if you don't get it at first

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Posted 24 January 2002 - 09:21 PM

Well, they are funny.... if sometimes stupid.
Yay.

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Posted 24 January 2002 - 10:16 PM

My my my my my... Very interesting - kinda stupid, kinda funny. Just keep it up. I bet you could find some great stuff online (unless you want to be original and just make it all up yourself)

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Posted 25 January 2002 - 01:41 PM

Funny jokes are easy to find on the net...
Like my fave one about walnuts, an old man and a graveyard Posted Image

Keep it up.
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Posted 25 January 2002 - 06:03 PM

Uh-Oh! The day is slipping away and still no joke! The universe must be off balance! I'm waiting..... Posted Image

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Posted 25 January 2002 - 08:51 PM

Hey, calm down Shrout1, I have music lessons today. I think I sprained my ankle, too.

Anyway: What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with a border collie?

Melon Collie (meloncholy) babies

By the way, all these came from the radio.
Does anyone not like Yo Mamma jokes?

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Posted 25 January 2002 - 09:40 PM

Someone's stealing my bad-joke material (I should copyright that one, even though I don't even want to claim that I though of it independently). It's called excessive amounts of time in a 9th grade english class (that was a little while ago too). Well, I forgive you for posting that, dont worry. Posted Image

Just keep it up. All those great "Yo Momma" jokes, eh.

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Posted 26 January 2002 - 07:42 AM

You are really into these jokes, eh shrout? Posted Image

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Posted 26 January 2002 - 07:19 PM

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones

I'll start Yo Mamma tommorrow, some people find them offensive.

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Posted 27 January 2002 - 08:09 AM

Quote

Originally posted by The Journalist:

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones

I'll start Yo Mamma tommorrow, some people find them offensive.

har har

Why?

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Posted 27 January 2002 - 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by Overrider720:
You are really into these jokes, eh shrout?

Well, they're OK, but it's just that someone stole some of my "dumb joke" material - I'm concerned now.

[Shrout1 looks behind him for spies.]

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Posted 27 January 2002 - 07:05 PM

[edit] you know what, just forget this damn post[/edit]
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Posted 27 January 2002 - 11:05 PM

yo mamma starts today! {trumpet noise}

Yo mamma's so fat, when she hauls a** she has to make two trips!
Yo mamma's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters

Sorry about the delay.

it FINALLY snowed in Reno! Yayyyyyyyyyyyy

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Posted 28 January 2002 - 05:41 PM

Yo mamma smells so bad, Speed Stick slowed down and stopped!
Yo mamma's such a gluuon, when she goes to an all-you -can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!

Two yo mamma's equal one joke

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Posted 28 January 2002 - 05:45 PM

Yo mamma smells so bad, Speed Stick slowed down and stopped!
Yo mamma's such a gluuon, when she goes to an all-you -can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!

Two yo mamma's equal one joke.

By the way, how about moving this to Officer's Club?

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Posted 28 January 2002 - 06:02 PM

No this should definatly stay here

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