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Stupid Joke of the Day

#676 User is offline   GandalfDaddy 

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Posted 25 May 2003 - 01:33 PM

I do that all the time. It really bost you confidence!
GAH GAH GAH FLOOD!

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Posted 25 May 2003 - 06:11 PM

I enjoy finding cash in most places.

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Posted 25 May 2003 - 06:52 PM

What places do you not enjoy finding money in?

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Posted 25 May 2003 - 07:55 PM

Some gay guys ass!

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Posted 25 May 2003 - 08:45 PM

Znorty sorry, but I was drunk!
No offence ment!
You are the only sane member of these boards!
I favor for the Jonalist to be the King!

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Posted 25 May 2003 - 10:11 PM

Geesh, they weren't kidding when they called it "full impact" alcohol.

At least you found the right keys. Sorta.

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Posted 25 May 2003 - 11:03 PM

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Originally posted by Carinae:
Znorty sorry, but I was drunk!
No offence ment!
You are the only sane member of these boards!
I favor for the Jonalist to be the King!



None taken. Posted Image

Anyone who gets pissed off if someone insults you on this board needs to go chill. I mean take GD: your average moron. He doesn't really mind when we show off his stupidity and call attention to his lack of capability to spell and use proper grammar.

However, if The Journalist was king, he'd order massive amount of crack, booze, speed, etc. and the drug lords would be his advisors.

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 11:13 AM

Hey I like being the center of attention, and that means any way possible!

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Carinae:

You are the only sane member of these boards!




Now that must be sarcasm, it's years since I''ve seen sane people on this board.

Oh, and just to stay kinda on topic...

Hvad fik dig så til at begynde at komme her?

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 05:09 PM

Staying on topic is Posted Image !

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 05:33 PM

Jeg er i Argentina og har intet at lave!
Jeg drikker om aftenen, og spiller computer om dagen,
naar jeg bliver traet af det kigger, jeg Ambrosia boardsne ud!
GD can't help it he is just crazy, just let him be, the time spent on theese boards
he could use for thinking of self respect!

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 08:11 PM

T'arrête!

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 09:38 PM

Mwahahaha, and as for you no more french!

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 10:06 PM

Who?? Who?? Can't still hear you!

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 10:08 PM

This board is more active then it was when I was last here. I sense dude3 involvment.

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 10:09 PM

I'm leaving Stryker to his pathetic spam now. I refuse to post for an hour.

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 10:11 PM

Stryker, spammer of the future!

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 11:01 PM

I rule suprime over all the cats in the world, and over pants to!

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 11:02 PM

I feel so alone...Trash Talk is being dominated by spammers and idiots...

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 11:11 PM

We can easliy talk about the misarable state the world is in, but that would get be in suicide mood, so why not talk about MoOIII, would really like to play it!
Tell me alittle about it, do you like it?

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Posted 26 May 2003 - 11:13 PM

I have no energy for a decent response to that question. Sorry.

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Posted 27 May 2003 - 07:53 AM

Zortrium is exhausted because he had to much of "it".

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Posted 27 May 2003 - 05:59 PM

Whos it?

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Posted 27 May 2003 - 06:38 PM

Male Swedish men with bald heads named Thomas are "it".

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Posted 28 May 2003 - 02:52 PM

Azzy knows firsthand. Posted Image

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