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#651 Zortrium

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Posted 21 May 2003 - 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
Oh yeah? HTF2 rules -,+

Note to Avatara: Please try to post less like GandalfDaddy. It spares my mind some useless sifting through grammarless and contentless material.

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#652 Avatara

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Posted 21 May 2003 - 05:06 PM

Zortrium the hypocrite.

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#653 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 21 May 2003 - 06:35 PM

Says the man who gets double the amount of posts I do a day.

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Posted 21 May 2003 - 06:37 PM

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Note to Avatara: Please try to post less like GandalfDaddy. It spares my mind some useless sifting through grammarless and contentless material.

Says the man who gets double the amount of posts I do a day. And yours are sometimes in French, some people are just stupid. Stares at Zorty!

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Posted 21 May 2003 - 07:32 PM

Was that just bad timing, or did you do it to spite The Jay's e-mail?

And I post less than you per day, note the lack of replies to people's posts in some topics.

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#656 Zortrium

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Posted 21 May 2003 - 09:16 PM

I think this merits the in case it isn't clear, this is partly a response to GandalfDaddy.

Note to Avatara: I think GD was talking to me, judging by the quote of me and the "Stares at Zorty" in traditional idiotic GD fashion.

And now, ahhhhh, I get to tear GandalfDaddy's post apart:

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Originally posted by GandalfDaddy:
Says the man who gets double the amount of posts I do a day. And yours are sometimes in French, some people are just stupid. Stares at Zorty!

a. How is post count even remotely related to the lack of intelligence in one's posts? Sure, my post count has tripled ever since I joined the Trash Talk regulars, but that doesn't say that my posts are now crap. Unlike some I know [cough]GD[/cough].

Zortrium: 1 point GD: 0 points

b. As usual, your comment (the one about French) requires clarification. Are you saying that I shouldn't post in French (which, mind you, I only did twice) because some people are too *stupid* to understand French, or are you calling me stupid for posting in French? Either way, you're a moron, because people aren't stupid for failing to understand something that they shouldn't, and you were posting in a foreign language also(German, if I recall correctly).

Zortrium: 2 points GD: 0 points

c. "Stares at Zorty" would seem to translate into "GandalfDaddy stares incredulously at Zortrium," although I suppose I shouldn't assume anything from one of GD's cryptic posts. As I have shown above, you have no reason to stare with incredulity at me. In addition, I think I merit the third point for taking one post and cutting it down with so much precision and accuracy. Posted Image

Zortrium: 3 points GD: 0 points

Zortrium wins! Posted Image

GD loses

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Posted 21 May 2003 - 10:54 PM

Le français n'est pas plus mal.

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Posted 21 May 2003 - 11:21 PM

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Le français n'est pas plus mal.

Tu es stupide. "Français" n'est pas "le," imbécile. LES français où LA français, ne jamais LE.

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Posted 22 May 2003 - 07:56 AM

I have never taken French, only Spanish and a little bit of German.

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Posted 22 May 2003 - 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by Zortrium:
Tu es stupide. "Français" n'est pas "le," imbécile. LES français où LA français, ne jamais LE.

Non, ce n'est pas vrai. C'est "LE" français, pas "LA" français, si tu ne parle pas d'une femme.

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Posted 22 May 2003 - 06:31 PM

To Zorturim.
I believe that if I didn't post anything besides random nonsense, then it would make too much sense and I couldn't be a mascot of trashtalk. Posted Image

And it's so much work just to type in all the correct spelling and grammer in my posts.
Posting in french scares me! I have to go to dictionary.com to translate it. It's so much work!
And whats wrong with staring at you?

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Posted 22 May 2003 - 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by GandalfDaddy:
To Zorturim.
I believe that if I didn't post anything besides random nonsense, then it would make too much sense and I couldn't be a mascot of trashtalk.
And it's so much work just to type in all the correct spelling and grammer in my posts.
Posting in french scares me! I have to go to dictionary.com to translate it. It's so much work!
And whats wrong with staring at you?

Everyone makes more sense than you. However, I suppose it is good to have a useless member that we can mock all day and dump anger and verbal abuse on.

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Posted 22 May 2003 - 10:33 PM

And sense I don't pay attention it doesn't matter. Posted Image

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Posted 22 May 2003 - 11:24 PM

Oh, well if you don't pay attention, its no fun.

Next target! ;p

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Posted 22 May 2003 - 11:59 PM

Why don't you all just losen up, we all know the freanch rule supreme, but I think I should begin posting in Danish, Hvad saa alle sammen!

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Posted 23 May 2003 - 07:54 AM

No, they don't, bushee does. And Avatara.

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Posted 23 May 2003 - 01:56 PM

Such blatant sucking up. Tsk, tsk, GD...

Now, some people with more integrity, like Avatara, never suck up to anyone...

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#668 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 23 May 2003 - 04:11 PM

Who would they suck up to?

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Posted 23 May 2003 - 08:51 PM

Well I really enjoy Zorty and GD unfortuanlly I can't come up with a nick name,
Did any of you see my rebly on Just Chat, on canniballism.
Buy the way is this on topic?

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#670 Zortrium

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Posted 23 May 2003 - 09:10 PM

"On topic" is the same as "off topic" on these boards pretty much.

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Posted 23 May 2003 - 09:37 PM

For a freanch person you really are not good a sarcasism

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Posted 23 May 2003 - 10:39 PM

A. I'm not French.
B. You're not very good at recognizing sarcasm.

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Posted 23 May 2003 - 10:44 PM

You have 15 hours to comply with that other request elsewhere. I've yet to find any cash in the mail.

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Posted 24 May 2003 - 07:33 PM

Your adderess? And the nearest plastic bomb factory?

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Posted 24 May 2003 - 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
You have 15 hours to comply with that other request elsewhere. I've yet to find any cash in the mail.

You could send yourself some money. Then you'd find some cash in the mail...

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