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That was a good joke, and you really can't show the other keys on the screen.
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Posted 29 April 2003 - 10:08 PM
Keycaps. 
Or take a picture...
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Or take a picture...
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Posted 29 April 2003 - 11:38 PM
I dont' have a digi.
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From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
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From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
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Posted 29 April 2003 - 11:52 PM
Screenshots work fine.
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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 01:34 PM
mmm....screenshots...
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 04:57 PM
Yes, highly detailed ones that take up megabytes of space. Then post lots of them so they flood The J's mailbox.
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 05:15 PM
Why doesn't he just get it to not e-mail him anymore?
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From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
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From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 05:49 PM
Becuase he feels that everyone needs to know everything, and he likes to hit the send button!
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Here it goes my first ubb try!
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Whos your daddy?
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[/edit]Here it goes my first ubb try!
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Whos your daddy?
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The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 06:11 PM
He may be a bit younger.
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From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
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From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 07:23 PM
Maybe not, he could be some really old guy stalking high school students in Oklaholma.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 07:27 PM
We could always flood his computer manually.
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 08:02 PM
I'm not inclined to carry water over such long distances.
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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 09:14 PM
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I'm not inclined to carry water over such long distances.
I'm not inclined to carry water over such long distances.
Well, I assume you're not tall enough anyways. And, assuming that you're standing, we'd have to drag the water at a 90 degree angle, which could get really tricky, especially if the distance is large. [/truly world class, awesome, really ambiguous, kick-A joke]
EDIT: In retrospect, I doubt anyone will get the joke, so I added "really ambiguous."
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 10:38 PM
So, you're from Quirbel?
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 11:02 PM
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So, you're from Quirbel?
So, you're from Quirbel?
No, I'm from Q-R-R-B-R-B-I-R-B-E-L. That's how you're supposed to say it.
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 11:22 PM
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I'm not inclined to carry water over such long distances.
I'm not inclined to carry water over such long distances.
I don't live very far from him.
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 11:56 PM
This is coming from the person who complains about walking. Frankly, I'm not worried.
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Posted 30 April 2003 - 11:59 PM
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This is coming from the person who complains about walking. Frankly, I'm not worried.
This is coming from the person who complains about walking. Frankly, I'm not worried.
I complain about walking to my house, not yours. Be afraid.
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Posted 01 May 2003 - 08:01 AM
You live farther from your house than his???
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Posted 01 May 2003 - 04:47 PM
My house is farther from school than his.
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Posted 01 May 2003 - 04:53 PM
I can walk to my house, but I built a catatpult and here it is...
-Then I fling myself to my house.
Don't ask.
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-Then I fling myself to my house.
Don't ask.
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Posted 01 May 2003 - 05:11 PM
Avatara, the UBB god, fixes things once again:
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Posted 01 May 2003 - 05:34 PM
Oops, look I did it too, do I get a prize?
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Whos your daddy?
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
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Posted 01 May 2003 - 06:02 PM
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Oops, look I did it too, do I get a prize?
Oops, look I did it too, do I get a prize?
No.
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Posted 01 May 2003 - 07:36 PM
Of course not, I beat you to it.
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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