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Stupid Joke of the Day

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Posted 01 May 2003 - 09:35 PM

So, your a mod you have speical powers!

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Posted 01 May 2003 - 11:47 PM

Duh.

Here's someone I accidentally found - I though it was a joke at first, but, sadly, it's not:
[url="http://"http://www.kidspsych.org/index1.html"]Lala land...[/url]
I'm going to die if I hear that "music" anymore...

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Posted 06 May 2003 - 10:34 PM

How crappy.

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Posted 07 May 2003 - 08:11 PM

That and this are now the evilest things I have come across!
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Posted 10 May 2003 - 11:45 PM

Oop ack!

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 01:57 AM

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 01:11 PM

Today's television presentation will be the 1990 film "Alive." It's the harrowing tale of how an airplane crash left its survivors alone and forced to eat their dead. The movie will be shown free of charge.

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 01:12 PM

Earplugs and blinders are $20.

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 02:20 PM

Chloroform is $30.

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 05:54 PM

dude3, WTH is that "Hello Jesse" thing???

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 08:20 PM

It's a link. Try clicking it.

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 10:15 PM

Moron. Let's try again... Posted Image

The HTML of that "Jesse" page is:
<CENTER>!</CENTER>

What an incredible waste of a domain name. How did you find that, and why is it in your sig?

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 10:17 PM

That page is more useless than [url="http://"http://zombo.com"]zombo.com[/url] . And that says something.

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by Zortrium:
Moron. Let's try again...   Posted Image

The HTML of that "Jesse" page is:
<CENTER>!</CENTER>

What an incredible waste of a domain name.  How did you find that, and why is it in your sig?



A man by the name of Jambo used to spend his time typing the names of his friends and family into domain names (i.e. joe.com, steve.com, etc.). His brother happens to be named Jesse. It is in my sig because it is both cryptic and useless.

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Posted 11 May 2003 - 11:17 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Zortrium:
That page is more useless than  zombo.com .  And that says something.



Would you say it's more useless than [url="http://"http://www.something.com/"]this[/url]?

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Posted 12 May 2003 - 01:28 PM

:explodes:

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Posted 12 May 2003 - 01:48 PM

"something" at least has a title, Jesse doesn't.

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Posted 12 May 2003 - 08:54 PM

Your point being? Titles are something to Sigh about.

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Posted 13 May 2003 - 03:05 AM

*Sigh*

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Posted 13 May 2003 - 08:35 PM

Sigh! is my Sigh! Gasp! Sigh! Faint! Gasp!

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Posted 13 May 2003 - 10:31 PM

*BANG*

OMG, who killed GandalfDaddy??? Posted Image

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Posted 14 May 2003 - 07:55 AM

I did. Damn varmints, ya gatta be tough with em!

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Posted 14 May 2003 - 01:48 PM

*Applause*

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Posted 14 May 2003 - 09:45 PM

Hey I'm the gun person here, go back to your shack, BAM BAM and then shoots Mr. Zorty or Zorturim or what ever the hell his name is.
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Posted 14 May 2003 - 09:46 PM

Dies from the second gun maniac.

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