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#551 User is offline   Sundered Angel 

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Posted 23 April 2003 - 01:32 AM

Actually, I believe they were, albeit in terms of denial.

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Posted 23 April 2003 - 08:08 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Stryker:
No I meant scared.



Communism isnt scared, its brave and defending Germany from aliens!

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Posted 23 April 2003 - 02:53 PM

Aliens? Maybe this is too weird for me!

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Posted 23 April 2003 - 05:45 PM

Probably is. Run Run RUN! Posted Image

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Posted 23 April 2003 - 09:05 PM

What's he holding?

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Posted 23 April 2003 - 09:21 PM

And I am supposed to know becuase? It might be a check book.

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Posted 23 April 2003 - 10:18 PM

It looks like me on steroids.

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Posted 24 April 2003 - 12:03 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Stryker:
And I am supposed to know becuase?  It might be a check book.


You're supposed to know because you posted the pic. Aight, get it? Good Posted Image


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Posted 24 April 2003 - 05:31 PM

No, I just did a random search and thats what came up.

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Posted 24 April 2003 - 05:41 PM

If you do a random search, at least try to find pictures that take up a lot of space.

I mean, if you don't check your e-mail for a week and you get flooded by 16k images, that's nothing. On the other hand, if the images are sized in excess of 300k...that's not fun for most mail clients. Posted Image

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Posted 24 April 2003 - 07:31 PM

Why are you out for The Journalist's blood? I mean, other than the obvious reasons.

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Posted 27 April 2003 - 11:11 PM

Those reasons are probably the only reasons.

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Posted 27 April 2003 - 11:26 PM

I have nothing better to do.

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Posted 27 April 2003 - 11:43 PM

You guys thought u was bad.

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Posted 28 April 2003 - 11:41 AM

We don't have a "u" around here.

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Posted 28 April 2003 - 12:57 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
I have nothing better to do.



:snort:

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Posted 28 April 2003 - 06:13 PM

I don't know how to make that nifty little "u" thing.

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Posted 28 April 2003 - 06:18 PM

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I don't know how to make that nifty little "u" thing.



hmmm..I can figure out the Mac one, but Windoze...ask someone else.

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Posted 28 April 2003 - 09:12 PM

Try the µ key. Posted Image

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 05:06 PM

The only keys that my keyboard consist ofabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234567890-=`/.,';][

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 08:32 PM

Your missing some major keys. like the File keys, the esc key, and the alt key. Sigh and Gasp. *Faints*

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 09:03 PM

He doesn't even have control, command, tab, return, or space. Poor him.

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 09:20 PM

What's so wrong with minor keys?

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 09:24 PM

[Bad joke]
They sound to sad and lonely on a board like this. Plus, I can't play the piano that well anyway so I better stick to major keys for now.
[/Bad Joke]

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 09:27 PM

That was actually my joke. Not yours.

Now remove the offending "[bad joke]" marks, or suffer the consequences.

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