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Stupid Joke of the Day

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Posted 19 April 2003 - 05:08 PM

So why did you misspell it? Posted Image

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 03:24 PM

Heh, heh, heh, Klingons, Romulans, Ferengi, Shape-shifting Odo people dudes. I've watched a bit too much Trek. Oh, well. Heh, heh, heh.

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 05:19 PM

Otto was cool.

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 09:35 PM

So was toto!
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Posted 20 April 2003 - 09:37 PM

So was phil!
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Posted 20 April 2003 - 09:43 PM

So are um...images hosted by tripod. Posted Image

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 10:02 PM

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I shall fight that with this! Go geocities!

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Posted 20 April 2003 - 10:15 PM

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[EDIT]Those of you who know what I usually do with UBB will be proud to know i didnt do the same thing, I screwed it up in a different way this time.
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Posted 20 April 2003 - 10:19 PM

The photographer wants YOU!

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 08:12 AM

That man is gonna give me nightmares.
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Posted 21 April 2003 - 06:04 PM

I don't think were in Kansas anymore!

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 07:42 PM

I dont think we ever were, as Kansas was just declared to be a Communist state and fenced off. Plans to nuke it are in the works.

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 08:49 PM

Quiet MaCrathey! Communist that, Communist that, oh look the communist is a tree!

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 10:04 PM

Unfortunatly, you have pelled McCarthey incorrectly. You should buy a dictionary of every possible word ever used and mail it to yourself through UPS. Then, read it, the whole thing.

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 10:09 PM

Why would I do that, its pointless, I don't care about that x=communism, y= everything. x times y =communism!

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 10:14 PM

Your obsession amazes me.
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Now, go to China and buy a panda.

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 10:24 PM

And send it to your house via UPS: bringing communism to your door since 1937. Posted Image

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 10:25 PM

Since we all know sending it via UPS is the way to go...

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 01:43 AM

You know, spelling "spelled" wrong must mark a new low in the history of spelling corrections.

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 08:02 AM

And spelling communism wrong is a sin.

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 01:46 PM

Isn't breaking the 10 commandments more of a sin?

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 08:00 PM

Yes it is, but Azeroth is more of a communist so he just claims that nothing is worse then spelling his scared word communism wrong.

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 09:25 PM

While we're on the subject of spelling, I believe you mean "sacred".

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 09:57 PM

No I meant scared.

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 10:48 PM

Communists weren't overly concerned with religion, appearantly. At least, not in the political life.

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