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#501 Azeroth

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Posted 15 April 2003 - 08:12 AM

"oUPS"??? What is oUPS?

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#502 UPS 4ever

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Posted 15 April 2003 - 11:31 AM

That would be rather strange, no? oUPS? Your spelling is atrocious. You should retake the 7th grade.

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Posted 15 April 2003 - 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by UPS 4ever:
Whoops, I see my smiley didn't work, (damn). Hee hee.

take out the spaces

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Posted 15 April 2003 - 04:44 PM

First half not necessarily translating into the front letter, just the stuff in front of the space. Hence the word 'half.'

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#505 moonunit4eva

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Posted 15 April 2003 - 04:55 PM

I don't get it...again Posted Image

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Posted 15 April 2003 - 04:59 PM

Are you him?

µ is transcending gender-lines.

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#507 dude3

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Posted 15 April 2003 - 05:05 PM

I thought of this joke in English class today.

What do you call a gymnast who is given to the church as payment?

A lithe tithe.

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#508 moonunit4eva

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Posted 15 April 2003 - 09:07 PM

Hahaha...I bet you were thinking of Addie when you came up with that one huh dude3.

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Posted 15 April 2003 - 09:26 PM

What could possibly make you think that?

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#510 moonunit4eva

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Posted 15 April 2003 - 09:38 PM

She's a gymnast.

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Posted 15 April 2003 - 10:59 PM

Guess who else is a gymnast?

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Posted 16 April 2003 - 08:13 AM

The communists, and UPS 4ever....or UOPS 4ever...or UPOS 4ever... or UPSO 4ever...

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Posted 16 April 2003 - 12:15 PM

Finally! Though you forgot the socialists.

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#514 dude3

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Posted 16 April 2003 - 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
She's a gymnast.

Lots of people are gymnasts. You jumped to an absurd conclusion.

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#515 moonunit4eva

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Posted 16 April 2003 - 11:40 PM

Well, I was thinking you were thinking of her. I know David's been making you jealous. Posted Image

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Posted 17 April 2003 - 08:30 AM

Yes, but David is the satan incarrnate on earth, and he sacrifices virgins on an altar dedicated to the letter µ!

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#517 moonunit4eva

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Posted 17 April 2003 - 05:41 PM

NO!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE! HELP!!!!1-984ij2;lkfjRAPE!14k5j;1lkn!!!!!!

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#518 moonunit4eva

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Posted 17 April 2003 - 07:15 PM

I have a joke, the only reason I'm posting it, is so that I can post it before dude3. Ok, what do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus (your anis) looking for Clingon (cling-on)

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#519 dude3

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Posted 17 April 2003 - 07:39 PM

As I told you, it doesn't translate well to text.

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Posted 17 April 2003 - 08:25 PM

Oh well...I got to it before you...so ha...that's all I cared about.

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Posted 17 April 2003 - 09:55 PM

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posted by andrew in Just Chat
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes & eats them, then he jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

"No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted."Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"No, what?" replied the man. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."

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#522 moonunit4eva

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Posted 17 April 2003 - 10:15 PM

That's a good one.

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Posted 17 April 2003 - 11:40 PM

'Klingon' is spelled with a k.

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Posted 18 April 2003 - 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by dude3:
As I told you, it doesn't translate well to text.

And "anus" is spelled with a "u"

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