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#476 moonunit4eva

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Posted 09 April 2003 - 03:17 PM

Wow, ain't that the truth?!

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#477 moonunit4eva

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Posted 12 April 2003 - 03:43 PM

New Joke.......What do you call a smart blonde?
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#478 Avatara

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Posted 12 April 2003 - 06:33 PM

Ouch, she just insulted the only person capable of supporting her.

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#479 Moonshadow

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Posted 12 April 2003 - 06:34 PM

I hereby declare it's hunting season on µs.

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Posted 12 April 2003 - 06:43 PM

If you find one, don't kill it, torture is a much more satisfying way to kill something.

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#481 Moonshadow

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Posted 12 April 2003 - 06:46 PM

Killing somebody leads to their death. Torturing somebody to kill them leads to their death, too.
I'd rather just kill. I'm not cruel, just mad.

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Posted 12 April 2003 - 06:48 PM

Torture drags out the death though, and you get some lovely screams and cries of pain in the process.

Revenge is a dish best served through torture.

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#483 moonunit4eva

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Posted 13 April 2003 - 12:20 AM

I didn't mean to offend you I was trying to offend nobody. It was just a joke I've heard.Sorry.

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#484 dude3

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Posted 13 April 2003 - 12:41 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
Revenge is a dish best served through torture.

It also goes well with a pinch of ginger.

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#485 moonunit4eva

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Posted 13 April 2003 - 12:45 AM

OR paprika.

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#486 Avatara

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Posted 13 April 2003 - 01:50 AM

Which do you prefer? Should we put ginger or paprika on you, µ?

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#487 Sundered Angel

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Posted 13 April 2003 - 05:46 AM

There shall be no torture on the Ares Boards, unless it is of a psychological nature clearly sanctioned by the Moderator Code §D19(ii)

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#488 moonunit4eva

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Posted 13 April 2003 - 12:23 PM

It wouldn't be torture, and I know they couldn't hurt me, because....I am beautiful no matter what they say, words can't bring me down, so don't you bring me down today! Thanks Christina. Posted Image

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Posted 13 April 2003 - 01:14 PM

You? Beautiful? Pah, that's a good one! I nominate µ for the best 'stupid joke of the day' award.

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#490 moonunit4eva

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Posted 13 April 2003 - 01:24 PM

I knew it~ I'd like to thank all my friends out in Texas for helping through this rough time, I'd also like to say that none of this would be possible without God by my side. So thank you also to the little people. I dont' know what I'd do without you guys!

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#491 Moonshadow

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Posted 13 April 2003 - 02:31 PM

Well, you did offend me, µ. So there. Posted Image

By the way, are you related to Bush?

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#492 moonunit4eva

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Posted 13 April 2003 - 03:06 PM

Um....no.

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#493 UPS 4ever

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Posted 13 April 2003 - 05:55 PM

Heh, heh, heh...

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#494 Azeroth

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Posted 13 April 2003 - 08:08 PM

What a wonderful first post.

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#495 dude3

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Posted 13 April 2003 - 08:32 PM

What a wonderful name.

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#496 Sundered Angel

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Posted 14 April 2003 - 05:57 AM

Lump him in with the other "odd acronym" members, will you?

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#497 Azeroth

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Posted 14 April 2003 - 06:19 PM

Yessir, captain. Right away.

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#498 UPS 4ever

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Posted 14 April 2003 - 06:56 PM

To be creative, change it to "Strange and Unusual Necrophiliacal Homo Erecti". Just a hint. : rolleyes :

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Posted 14 April 2003 - 06:57 PM

Whoops, I see my smiley didn't work, (damn). Hee hee.

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#500 Avatara

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Posted 14 April 2003 - 07:34 PM

You know, if you added a small 'o' into the first half of your name, you could stand for a slightly different acronym...

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