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Italian Bistro Omega 60

#126 User is offline   Boris Yetskins 

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 09:42 PM

Boris ponders calling for help but figured to just watch the action and sits in a corner drinking yet another milkshake.
"Vagina tingler"

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 11:32 PM

TheLoser decides to beat anyone who talks to him for not talking louder, unfortunately, no one talks to him, because he's TheLoser.
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Posted 26 October 2006 - 06:06 PM

I write an exciting and excellent bar post below.
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VXI

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Posted 26 October 2006 - 09:24 PM

The Apple Cøre rides the price of commods on Mu Ceti, waiting for Guild Intelligence to pick something big and interesting up.
You put what in my Power Mac?
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Posted 26 October 2006 - 10:30 PM

Pufer shuffles on out of his police box once again and sits in a chair.

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 02:35 PM

Wolfman sits down next to Pufer and is asked about the meaning of life.


Not knowing any answer (save for 42, which was decreed an inadequate response) Wolfman promptly dematerializes.
"THERE IS NOTHING MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN CHEESE!" -- mrxak

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Posted 07 November 2006 - 02:38 PM

JacaByte rematerializes Wolfman and breaks a block of styrofoam over his head for bringing this topic back to life.

This post has been edited by JacaByte: 07 November 2006 - 02:38 PM

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 12:48 AM

Pufer wakes up from a rather long nap.

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 02:36 PM

Wolfman becomes slightly agitated and says that he found it that way. Then he disappears into his orange juice.
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 09:54 PM

Boris wonders how this topic was brought back because it was still in the first page.

This post has been edited by Boris Yetskins: 09 November 2006 - 09:54 PM

"Vagina tingler"

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 01:02 AM

Pufer sues Boris for his excessive use of oxygen while wondering.

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 02:13 PM

View PostBoris Yetskins, on Nov 9 2006, 07:54 PM, said:

Boris wonders how this topic was brought back because it was still in the first page.


Wolfman also wonders this.

As is the case with excessive wondering, Wolfman decides to check it out. He then realizes that it is because there is only one page on the ATT board.


This causes Wolfman's brain to ooze out of his ears as he wonders why there is six pages of (rather boring) topics on the EV:N board and one page of awesome topics on the ATT board.
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 12:55 AM

Pufer buys another round on Boris.

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 02:29 PM

Wolfman doesn't envy Boris' tab as he follows suit and orders a super-de-duper double cappucino mocha latte on Boris.
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 03:05 PM

JacaByte breaks another foam block over wolfman's head for disturbing the peace.

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 03:46 PM

Wolfman wonders where all these styrofoam blocks are coming from.


Then he sees a huge pile of them in the corner with a sign on it that says "Free! Great for smashing over heads!" and decides to join in the fun, smashing a block over his head.

He agrees that it is quite therapeutic.
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 03:52 PM

*nods sagely*
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 09:03 PM

*trips over something stealthy on his way out the door*
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 12:37 AM

Pufer signs for an especially large delivery of haddock that just arrived.

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#145 User is offline   Boris Yetskins 

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 11:36 AM

Boris wants to know why wolfman_rec is copying Boris. He also orders a chocolate milkshake.
"Vagina tingler"

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 02:13 PM

Hmmm.....


Wolfman thought that the point of this topic was to make random allusions to a restaurant whilst referring to oneself in the third person.

Obviously he was mistaken. Wolfman signs out.

[edit] sp. [/edit]

This post has been edited by wolfman_rec: 14 November 2006 - 02:30 PM

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 02:24 PM

A stealthy hacker signs in on Wolfman's account, then procides to fill the site up with rum.
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 12:40 AM

Pufer dispells all this nonsense.

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 02:17 PM

Wolfman scowls scowlishly at Pufer and tells him he prefers life with nonsense, thank you very much.

Wolfman continues waiting for a response from Boris. While waiting he eats a pretzel.

[eating pretzel]
Yummy!
[/eating pretzel]
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Posted 18 November 2006 - 03:41 PM

*rum continues filling the forum*
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