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Italian Bistro Omega 60

#1 Solid

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 11:14 PM

Having been blown 700 lightyears through space in an inexplicable explosion, plastered against the viewpanel of a passing trade ship like a fly in the teeth of a biker, and hitched his way to the nearest spaceport to find work and buy a new ship, 3t's life had finally begun to slow down. Reflecting on his used, but reliable, new ship, he sits down at a local watering hole for a well deserved moment of sloth.

[1:50] anti: " Don't forget the sunglasses, its like a gun on your face"
/Fiesta Grande\

#2 Pufer

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 11:38 PM

A police box materializes in a corner and out steps Pufer. He takes a seat and orders an oatmeal, extra brown sugar.

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#3 The Journalist

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 01:10 AM

Earthworms.

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 04:22 AM

Ate the underwear.

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 05:56 AM

Is this the new ATT bar?

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#6 JacaByte

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 12:02 PM

Was. Now it's a day old.

#7 Solid

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 01:06 PM

And drifting off topic at an amazing rate.

[1:50] anti: " Don't forget the sunglasses, its like a gun on your face"
/Fiesta Grande\

#8 The Apple Cøre

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 08:35 PM

Except I walked in and ordered a root beer.

You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Posted 11 October 2006 - 08:49 PM

Pufer kicks TAC for ordering the last root beer.

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 09:17 PM

The Apple Cøre smashes Pufer with a bonecrunching sound in reprisal.
The Apple Cøre finishes his rootbeer and goes to the store.

#11 The Journalist

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 09:21 PM

Keep it down, guys, I'm trying to sleep here.

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 10:56 PM

TheLoser walks in, and loses. He then orders fifteen Coca-Colas, drinks them all, and throws up magnificently all over TheJ for being bitchy.

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#13 Solid

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 11:28 PM

3t, Seeing TiJ in such a pitiful state of affairs, offers him he eternally regenerating coat of Behesda's Tears

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/Fiesta Grande\

#14 TheLoser

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 12:36 AM

TheLoser, after wiping himself down, sits down at a table that promptly devours him, luckily at that very moment a plot hole formed underneath the carniverous table and TheLoser found himself in much the same position, but without the table trying to eat him, and with a pair of bright yellow sunglasses neatly folded in his front pocket.

#15 Solid

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 01:30 AM

3t walks by, plucks the stylish sunglasses from TheLosers pocket, and proceeds up to the counter to pay his tab.

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/Fiesta Grande\

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 03:03 AM

The Oracular Net gains sentience and threatens doom for the entire universe. SA is mildly peeved.

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 12:38 PM

JacaByte sides with SA to keep this bar from becoming a boozerama.

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 01:39 PM

Jour wakes up, looks around, and decides he liked it better when he was unconcience. He passes out, being untired.

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#19 Solid

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 07:30 PM

3t looks up from his unusually exorbant bill to see the entire royal Oracular army has begun marching through the streets, failing to notice that every drink ordered in the last hour was charged to his tab.

[1:50] anti: " Don't forget the sunglasses, its like a gun on your face"
/Fiesta Grande\

#20 JacaByte

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 08:19 PM

JacaByte orders another drink before L337 noticecs that it's being charged to his tab.

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 11:48 PM

Pufer drags himself up off the floor and shuffles back to his phonebooth, climbs in, then almost immediately comes back out completely refreshed and wearing a sharp chapeau.

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#22 moonunit4eva

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 12:24 AM

µ groggily enters and takes a seat next to the very unconcious TJ. She takes no time to order a diet water.

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#23 Pufer

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 11:23 PM

Pufer shuffles up to the bar and orders a pint of the house Hefeweizen and surveys the scene while wondering why a bistro is equipped with a full-scale microbrewery operation.

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha