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Italian Bistro Omega 60

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 12:56 AM

SA grumbles something about violence in the media and confiscates the black hole.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 01:05 AM

Jour complains about the lack of pinball machines.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 11:20 AM

JacaByte argues that pinballs can be used as weapons and orders a chocolate milkshake like a sane person would do.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 02:34 PM

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 02:40 PM

JacaByte also says that TJ can play virtual pinball on a computer as long as he doesn't use the computer as a weapon.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 03:09 PM

The Apple Cøre orders a plate of shrimp.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 04:38 PM

Manta, being the generous soul he is, orders TJ a whole roast cow and places everyone's orders for the last hour on 3t's tab (he still hasn't bothered to close it) .
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 06:33 PM

Moony tacks on a glass of grapefruit juice and a giant pickle.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 06:54 PM

LiAnNaSu buys 3 tonnes of refined gold (99.99999999% pure) and puts it on 3t's bill.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 08:15 PM

TheLoser fills a sock with pinballs and kills JacaByte with it.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 08:22 PM

LiAnNaSu disables the ability to respawn in this bar.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 08:45 PM

The Apple Cøre enables the ability to respawn in this bar and jams the switch.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 08:50 PM

Manta pulls out a glock 45, shoots the switch to make it where everyone has unlimited respawns forever, then returns the glock to it's holster before ordering another round of drinks for everyone on 3t's tab.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 11:39 PM

Pufer's police box rematerializes in the ladies' restroom and he shuffles on out just in time to get slapped and get another beer on 3t.

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 12:10 AM

3t, giving up his plans for world, or at least local, domination, removes his elaborate costume and settles down for a cup of tea. He inquires about his tab, and the waiters shift around nervously.
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 09:52 AM

Manta quickly distracts 3t while the waiter tires to tell him about his tab. Then manta orders another Guinness on 3t.
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 09:57 AM

The Apple Cøre, using Manta's diversion, orders several root beers on 3t.
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 09:58 AM

JacaByte thanks TAC for enabling respawn, and takes away the sock full of pinballs, Manta's glock, and Pufer's Police box.

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 10:01 AM

Manta promptly knocks out JacaByte and deposits him in a corner before returning his glock to his holster, giving pufer back his police box, and giving back the sock of pinballs.
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 10:09 AM

JacaByte calls for reinforcements, takes away the glock, sock of pinballs, the police box, and runs with them.

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 10:16 AM

Manta tackles Jaca before he even reaches the door, gets his glock back again, returns both the sock of pinballs and the police box, and tosses a very unconshus Jaca out of the Bistro, then seals the Bistro completely and makes it Jaca proof.
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 11:17 AM

3t accidentally breaks the seal by activating an ancient sceptor of a long dead king, CQC's the glock out of Manta's hands, hides the police box in his afro and begins juggling the pinballs.
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 11:33 AM

JacaByte not knowing what "unconshus" means regenerates inside the bar and incinerates all items that can be used as weapons.

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 01:47 PM

JacaByte, being the complete fool he is, just incenerated everyone's only real weapon their brains which in turn caused everyone to regenerate with an even bigger arsinal at their disposal.

Manta then tosses out Jaca and permantly reseals the Bistro from him.
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 01:54 PM

JacaByte simply walks through the bistro, takes away the glock, the police box, and the pinballs and stashes them at an anti-manta station until SA can confinscate them.

This post has been edited by JacaByte: 21 October 2006 - 02:52 PM


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