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TheLoser kills JacaByte with a broken lawn chair. He then retrieves his sock of pinballs from the anit-manta, and wonders what an anit is while mercilessly beating JacaBytes bloody body with the sock of pinballs.
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 02:42 PM
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
"Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things"
"Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things"
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 02:51 PM
JacaByte vaporizes TheLoser with his phaser along with the lawn chair, the sock of pinballs, the glock, the police box, and lastly the phaser and puts up a force field around himself.
This post has been edited by JacaByte: 21 October 2006 - 02:54 PM
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 09:18 PM
The Apple Cøre steals the batteries from LiAnSu and puts one in his PowerBook.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 10:31 PM
Pufer goes back to the ladies' restroom to find that his police box had not been harmed, only transported back to its set location as a precaution at the precise moment of JacaByte's supposed destruction of it as a safety precaution. Pufer steps in and emerges a couple minutes later with a yummy sandwich.
-Pufer
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 11:20 PM
Manta laughs about the loss of one glock because he regenerated with a much hevier arsinal, some of which is perminatly attached to him an cannot be destroied. Then Manta orders another Guinness on 3t's tab.
Manta then tells 3t that Jacabyte was the one that ran up 3t's bar tab.
Manta then tells 3t that Jacabyte was the one that ran up 3t's bar tab.
This post has been edited by Manta: 21 October 2006 - 11:22 PM
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 11:30 PM
Pufer pays off 3t's tab then immediately orders another round for the house on 3t's new tab.
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 05:54 PM
Manta puts Jaca and his whole backup crew inside a stasis box before tossing the whole mess outside.
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 06:26 PM
Jaca, pointing out that the backup hasn't yet arrived merges with the universe and forces Manta to open the box, take out Jaca, and lock himself inside.
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 06:55 PM
Manta laughs at Jaca for such a useless thing to do. Manta's automatic stasisfield survival suit kicks on which turns the box off at which time the suit automatically kicks off. Manta continues laughing as Jaca tries to punch Manta in the face for getting out so quickly which caused the stasis suit to turn on again for the nanosecond of impact and Jaca's fist bounces harmlessly off the stasis field.
This post has been edited by Manta: 22 October 2006 - 06:56 PM
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 09:59 PM
Cleindori walks in, looks around, contemplates trying to do some first aid and/or calling an ambulance, and decides that it would be much more amusing to sit in a corner and have a drink while watching the carnage continue merrily.
This post has been edited by Cleindori: 22 October 2006 - 09:59 PM
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 10:21 PM
The Apple Cøre turns on the news and notices something about somebody called "AppleCore" smashing somebody called "chicchico" at Obeza, after chasing him out of Patrick's Planet.
How can that be? He was here the whole time.
How can that be? He was here the whole time.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 11:30 PM
Pufer tells the barkeep to add anything Cleindori orders to his tab. He then calls up the cops to report that someone called "AppleCore" is sitting at the bar next to him and may be of interest to them.
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 03:32 AM
TheLoser orders three pinball machines and a pair of socks on 3t's tab, then breaks all of the pinball machines, took the balls, filled one of the socks with the pinballs and throughs the other one at AppleCore for being more popular than him. He then orders three shots of nuclear waste and downs them all.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
"Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things"
"Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things"
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 06:23 PM
The Apple Cøre wishes he hadn't left his Hurricanes parked at Mu Ceti...
Ah, well. The Apple Cøre gets an empty 2-liter bottle and puts about a pint of water in it. Then he adds a few chunks of dry ice, puts the lid on, and gets behind something.
Ah, well. The Apple Cøre gets an empty 2-liter bottle and puts about a pint of water in it. Then he adds a few chunks of dry ice, puts the lid on, and gets behind something.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 06:39 PM
Manta's stasis suit activates because it senses immediate danger.
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 08:10 PM
The dry ice bomb explods, shattering eardrums everywhere.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 10:32 PM
Manta's stasis suit automatically deactivates after the blast is over and he looks around at the stunned and slightly deaf Bistro patrons before he orders a Guinness (with hand signals) and pays cash.
This post has been edited by Manta: 24 October 2006 - 10:32 PM
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 11:49 PM
The Apple Cøre makes a note to wear soundproofed earmuffs next time. The cap somehow found its way into his ear...
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 25 October 2006 - 12:39 AM
Pufer goes back to his police box and takes a nap.
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