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Italian Bistro Omega 60

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 11:15 PM

LiAnNaSu returns to the bar.
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Posted 26 November 2006 - 08:19 PM

Manta laughs as his automatic stasis survival suit protects him again. Manta then puts an automatic anti-attack teleportation bubble around the Bistro to prevent it from being blown up.

Manta welcomes LiAnNaSu back to the Bistro and offers LiAnNaSu a free drink.

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Posted 27 November 2006 - 12:21 PM

LiAnNaSu takes said drink, which happens to be very large and 90% ethanol. LiANNASu immediately becomes completely hammered.

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Posted 27 November 2006 - 02:13 PM

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Posted 27 November 2006 - 02:23 PM

*contemplates the swift downfall of this place from pleasant bar to Iraqi DMZ*
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Posted 27 November 2006 - 02:27 PM

Manta laughs as the Bistro teleports on top of Jaca, crushin Jaca. The Bistro then teleports away to a ramdom, safe location. Jaca is left where he was, but he is now a red puddle of goo.

Manta then gives LiAnNaSu an alcohol antidote that is conviently in the Bistro.

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Posted 27 November 2006 - 02:52 PM

The puddle of goo evolves into a creature the size of a red giant star, crushes the bar in his hands and rips Manta into a million tiny pieces.

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Posted 27 November 2006 - 03:59 PM

wolfman boards his space craft and is halfway to Aldebaran before he decides he better help Manta.

He flies back to (what's left of) the Bistro and fires his Super Stealthy Implosion Sun-Killer Rockets of Doom at Jaca and blows him to little itty bitty pieces which are promptly eaten by an Arturan Megadonkey.

Exultation ensues.
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Posted 27 November 2006 - 07:40 PM

The little itty bitty pieces grow inside of the Arturan Megadonkey into millions of super giant monsters each with the ability to cast force fields strong enough to contain a hyper nova. They promptly tear the donkey into trillions of pieces and crush them with force fields and fling wolfman_rec trillions of light years into space where he can't possibly get back to the bar.

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Posted 27 November 2006 - 07:48 PM

Boris is impressed with JacaByte's use of pictures. He orders a beer. It's been a long day.
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Posted 28 November 2006 - 02:11 PM

As Wolfman hurtles through space, he wonders where Boris works and/or spends the majority of his time, seeing as how he seems to be having a pretty s###ty time there.

That being said, he focuses on maintaining his magical spacesuit that he just remembered he had.
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Posted 28 November 2006 - 10:27 PM

Why do ATT bars always end up exploding or worse?
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 12:40 AM

We're all westerners?

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 02:08 PM

Maybe we're just incapable of holding a pleasant bar conversation so we handle it the way we do everything else, namely total annihilation.
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 02:29 PM

Which would be why I wear my automatic stasis survival suit.
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 04:23 PM

Where did you get that thing? It comes in handy...
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 05:36 PM

View Post3vil L337, on Oct 11 2006, 01:06 PM, said:

And drifting off topic at an amazing rate.

What topic?
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To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 06:39 PM

View Postwolfman_rec, on Nov 29 2006, 05:23 PM, said:

Where did you get that thing? It comes in handy...


Bought it off a Puppeteer, plus I bought the unending patent off the Puppeteer so I had the only one.

My only major upgrade to the basic design was hooking in the teleport system the the survival sensor without messing up the stasis field.
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 09:37 PM

Oh jeez, another explosion coming.
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 10:00 PM

Manta throws a stasis field over the explosive just before it explodes.
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 11:14 PM

Ooh! Ringworld references!
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 11:51 PM

Manta gives the Journalist a free drink for finally getting the reference.
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Posted 30 November 2006 - 12:01 AM

The Journalist accepts the drink gladly, thanks Manta and ducks into a General Products hull.
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Posted 30 November 2006 - 02:25 PM

View PostManta, on Nov 29 2006, 04:39 PM, said:

Bought it off a Puppeteer, plus I bought the unending patent off the Puppeteer so I had the only one.

My only major upgrade to the basic design was hooking in the teleport system the the survival sensor without messing up the stasis field.


Can I purchase one off you? I'd like to have one.

BTW what's ringworld?
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Posted 30 November 2006 - 02:34 PM

Unfortunately I don't have another teleport system with me, but I can sell you a basic stasis survival suit that recognizes you as it's owner and won't work for anyone else unfortunately it is unmodifiable outside the basic stasis field ( you can't add additional systems) .

Manta sets the stasis suit up and gives it to Wolfman.

Payment needed is 10 pounds of platinum, you can pay this at a later date.


P.S. Ringworld is a story by Larry Niven.
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