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#251 Rogan

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Posted 26 December 2000 - 09:59 AM

Rogan, tired of sitting around, drinking and nothing else, drew his sword as he announced: "Let`s give it another try!" He approached the bear, currently sitting in a corner, drunk, raised his sword and brought it down at the bear. The blade cut the bear pretty pad. And, surprisingly enough, a few seconds later, the bear repaired himself.
Rogan decided to get drunk.

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#252 Moonshadow

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Posted 26 December 2000 - 02:30 PM

Katze, seeing how everybody kept to himself and also tired of doing nothing, suggested that there should be a party.

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#253 Rogan

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Posted 26 December 2000 - 03:01 PM

"Sounds like a good idea" Rogan said, "better not get drunk too early". He dropped a bottle of wine. Rogan then went over to another corner and looked around He continued: "Let`s see...we have beer, wine and bear. Let`s party alright!"

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#254 theGlueBubble

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Posted 26 December 2000 - 04:02 PM

Sweet, they incorporated the EV ratings into Karma. Posted Image

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#255 Rogan

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Posted 26 December 2000 - 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by theGlueBubble:
Sweet, they incorporated the EV ratings into Karma.

I wonder who gets to be "galactic scourge" first...

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#256 Grapper

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Posted 28 December 2000 - 10:11 AM

Grapper takes a drink of beer and is sucked into the beer keg.He trys to get out but is stuck.

(I just heard on the radio "and a happy year to everyone."Well,not for Grapper.)

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Posted 28 December 2000 - 12:50 PM

*laughs at Grapper, making no try whatsoever to free him*

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#258 Moonshadow

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Posted 28 December 2000 - 02:06 PM

*LOL*
Finally Katze decided to free Grapper from his 'imprisonment'. She smashed the beer keg, and Grapper looked very relieved. But before he could do anything the beer keg repaired itself (as everything in the now seemingly enchanted tavern did) and the beer and Grapper were forced back inside.

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#259 Avatara

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Posted 29 December 2000 - 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by Rogan:
I wonder who gets to be "galactic scourge" first...

Look at foaming_at_the_mouth, in the "Well, I got unbanned" topic by OctoberFost in Ares Trash Talk. He has 48 posts, and is taking a few week break recommended by 'your friendly moderator' because his karma had dropped to -9...otherwise known as 'galactic scourge.'

I guess when he gets back I'll have to get him a medal or something for being the first to reach it. Posted Image

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#260 Grapper

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Posted 29 December 2000 - 09:20 AM

Grapper decides to injoy it and sit back to have a bath.

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#261 Rogan

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Posted 29 December 2000 - 10:05 AM

But the keg was too full of beer for Grapper to breathe, and he was slowly suffocated. He realised, he had to drink a large amount of beer to survive.

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#262 Talos

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Posted 29 December 2000 - 10:39 AM

Unfortunately, the beer caused his entire body's system to freeze up. As he was small enough to get trapped in a beer keg, he drank ten times his body weight in beer. His BAC jumped to .99, and he died instantly. Fortunately, the alcohol preserved his body nearly as well as formaldehyde.

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Posted 29 December 2000 - 11:31 AM

Everyone peaks into the bear keg But all they saw was a bear.There was no beer and no Grapper.

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#264 Avatara

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Posted 29 December 2000 - 01:02 PM

*The frog, now utterly disgusted with the bears, somehow telepathically talks to Talos, far away, and Talos removes all bears from the enchantment on the bar. Abruptly, the bears dissappear and the bar returns to normal. Well, maybe 'normal' isn't the word...*

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#265 Rogan

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Posted 29 December 2000 - 02:14 PM

Grapper`s body suddenly appear on the flor, the clothes wet with beer. Rogan grins and says: "Anyone got a torch?"

*out of character*

Fun fact: The mods closed the original tavern topic because it was too long. The original tavern topic was 20 posts long.

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#266 Talos

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Posted 29 December 2000 - 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by Rogan:Fun fact: The mods closed the original tavern topic because it was too long. The original tavern topic was 20 posts long.

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Yup.

Another interesting fact: I started the original Tavern topic, inspired by the success of the bars on the EV boards, and a want to revive the Cythera board.

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Posted 30 December 2000 - 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Rogan:

Fun fact: The mods closed the original tavern topic because it was too long. The original tavern topic was 20 posts long.

Ok, ok, I admit I was wrong. Posted Image

I was under the quite mistaken impression that excessive length might kill a topic.

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Posted 31 December 2000 - 02:27 PM

Slayer takes some time out from defeating his clone to project an image of himself into the bar. "Happy New Year!" announces the image. Right then, the image falls forward grasping the back of his head. Slayer's image fades away before it hits the floor.

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#269 GameFanatic

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Posted 01 January 2001 - 10:15 PM

Fanatic Casts Rune of STFU on the bear, which had mysteriously reappeared, and instantly sat down and got drunk. He then cast Beer elemental, which took the drunkenness out of him. he then got up and announced "NEW YEAR'S DAY PARTY!"

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#270 Rogan

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Posted 02 January 2001 - 04:38 PM

*puts on a funny looking hat*

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#271 Talos

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Posted 02 January 2001 - 05:30 PM

The frog attempts to put a hat on, but it keeps on falling through him (he is a ghost). Trying harder, he props himself so it looks like the party hat is on him even though it's sitting on the table.

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Posted 02 January 2001 - 11:51 PM

*Avatara re-enters the bar, looking refreshed and cheerful.*

"Well, that festival was something to remember... What'd I miss?"

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Posted 03 January 2001 - 04:27 AM

"Oh, not too much, some strange things about bars and bears, and Grapper almost drowned himself in beer, but other than that, nothing."

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#274 Rogan

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Posted 03 January 2001 - 08:39 AM

Avatara looks disappointed. "Oh...the usual" he says.

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#275 Theo Nean Donly

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Posted 03 January 2001 - 11:51 AM

Theo, who has been sitting in the bar since it was first opened (And is there a maximum of how many pages there can be?), comes out of his shadowy corner. He took an empty keg of beer and propped it up against a wall.

"Who wants to challange me at throwing daggers?"

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