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El Spamo begins construction of a Gigantic Robotic Beaver out of the assorted spare parts left around by discombobulated auds.
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The Officer's Club Bar # 3
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Posted 08 November 2001 - 07:40 PM
But spamo is once again kicked out of the bar. The beaver, unfinished, follows him and chews him up, thinking he is a tree. 
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[This message has been edited by Danielnma (edited 11-08-2001).]
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Posted 09 November 2001 - 01:50 AM
Spamo handsomly pays off (bribes) the bouncer for entry back into the bar, and orders a round of drinks for everybody. Then he starts to make origami birds out of the table napkins.
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and bounces spamo out of the bar.
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Posted 09 November 2001 - 06:30 PM
But Daniel accidently bounces himself out of the bar as well. Uh-oh, careful there, Dan. 
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Posted 09 November 2001 - 10:31 PM
But the bouncer lets me back in, as I am part of the staff. Say, SB, Shouldnt YOU get to own this bar instead of cicion, being the topic starter?
I mean, you can give it to him if you like, but I think it should belong to you. BTW, We are nearing the budget bar in terms of posts. Come on, all the regulars please make a few posts, and we're more than happy to welcome new people as well. All the newbs come on in and get a drink on the house!
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I mean, you can give it to him if you like, but I think it should belong to you. BTW, We are nearing the budget bar in terms of posts. Come on, all the regulars please make a few posts, and we're more than happy to welcome new people as well. All the newbs come on in and get a drink on the house!
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Posted 10 November 2001 - 05:27 PM
Athena stares at the bubbles in her drink. She eyes the carbon slowly making there way up the liquid until her eyes grow big. Athena almost jumps up onto her table and yells out in her own glory and excitment, " I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!" Athena grin slowly turns back to a sheepish red face, " Uh...... sorry....... uh.......... nevermind" she quickly regains her composer back into her chair and continues eyeing her carbonated drink.
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Posted 10 November 2001 - 08:41 PM
Well, you see, Danielma, it IS actually my bar. Long before you were here, I made the first post "The Officer's Club Bar." But that post got so enourmous(1008 replies) that it was in danger of becoming a black hole and destroying the forums, so andrew closed it and simultaneously started the topic "The Officer's Club Bar 2" as a continuation. Then when that got rather big, Skyblade here took the iniative and perhaps preemptively made this third post as the next continuation. For that I have agreed to let him work here, but this is and will continue to be my place.
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Posted 11 November 2001 - 02:17 PM
Cicion: Yah, I know that. I've been checking out all the old topics. Who's bar is older, Boozerama I or The Ofiicers Club bar #1? And who had the first bar in the entire history of ambrosia's webboards? Spamo: Well fine, I'll let you back in. But I'm charging you extra for that drink. So there. It's $12.50.
Brookeview: YOu didnt pay for that carbonated whatevery-thingy! $3.50!
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Brookeview: YOu didnt pay for that carbonated whatevery-thingy! $3.50!
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Posted 11 November 2001 - 06:22 PM
*Serves Spamo the bier he ordered.* Dunno, Danielma. I don't know when Boozerama opened. Actually I didn't know there were any other bars in existence when I opened up this one. *Pours himself a merenzane gold.* Been a while since I've had one of these. *Drinks it down.*
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"What sort of man is he?"
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Posted 11 November 2001 - 11:24 PM
*Orders pizza for 15 people and gets drinks ready*
"All-night Pizza n' beer-fest! All alcholic drinks and such are 50% off! We have better booze than the Boozerama Bar!' *Disco floor lights up* "Get down Get down! Sat-ur-day night fever!
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"All-night Pizza n' beer-fest! All alcholic drinks and such are 50% off! We have better booze than the Boozerama Bar!' *Disco floor lights up* "Get down Get down! Sat-ur-day night fever!
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Posted 13 November 2001 - 02:39 PM
*At the flick of a switch, the disco lights and music turn off, to be replaced by a cool, smoky atmosphere reminiscent of the Savoy Ballroom. Chick Webb and his swingin' big band start to play classic blaring swingin' jazzy tunes.*
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"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 13 November 2001 - 05:22 PM
Spamo grabs a nearby attractive human female and begins to dance with her to the smooth tunes. Several other women faint with jealously. 
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Posted 13 November 2001 - 07:36 PM
a good looking woman goes over to dance with el spamo. They have a great time and he makes out with her alot. He later finds out that she is actually a cross dresser dressed up as a she and is really a he. It still doesn't bother him and they keep making out.
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Posted 13 November 2001 - 08:51 PM
*A new band, Glenn Miller's swingin' big band, comes on stage and immediately launches into "In the Mood."(For any of you not familiar with that song, shame on you, first of all, and second of all, don't be fooled by the title. It's an up-tempo swingin' piece.) Cicion starts snapping his fingers to the beat and jaunting around behind the bar.*
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"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 14 November 2001 - 10:15 AM
While Cicion is dancing around in the bar, tweo things happen: 1.He bumps into a wall and knocks down all the Dr.Pepper and Merenzane Gold, and it gets contaminated and inedible. 2. The pizza I ordered arrives, and the Domino's man wants to know if we have any spare forklifts, he ran out of them somewhere around the middle of the 71'st ton.
Reasons that I ordered so much pizza: 1. I really like pizza. 2. I invited a lot of people.
BTW, the bar will be too smalll for my 2.647,333,981.6^ 304,076, 241, 558.776 friends, but it will bring very good buisness to the bar and Cicion will be able to retire in the next 2 minutes. So don't complain.
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2. The pizza I ordered arrives, and the Domino's man wants to know if we have any spare forklifts, he ran out of them somewhere around the middle of the 71'st ton. Reasons that I ordered so much pizza: 1. I really like pizza.
2. I invited a lot of people. BTW, the bar will be too smalll for my 2.647,333,981.6^ 304,076, 241, 558.776 friends, but it will bring very good buisness to the bar and Cicion will be able to retire in the next 2 minutes. So don't complain.
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Posted 16 November 2001 - 04:52 PM
El Spamo blows up from the sudden change in stomach size, and soon the guy with the mop is requested.
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Posted 16 November 2001 - 11:49 PM
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Cicion: Yah, I know that. I've been checking out all the old topics. Who's bar is older, Boozerama I or The Ofiicers Club bar #1? And who had the first bar in the entire history of ambrosia's webboards? Spamo: Well fine, I'll let you back in. But I'm charging you extra for that drink. So there. It's $12.50.
Brookeview: YOu didnt pay for that carbonated whatevery-thingy! $3.50!
Cicion: Yah, I know that. I've been checking out all the old topics. Who's bar is older, Boozerama I or The Ofiicers Club bar #1? And who had the first bar in the entire history of ambrosia's webboards? Spamo: Well fine, I'll let you back in. But I'm charging you extra for that drink. So there. It's $12.50.
Brookeview: YOu didnt pay for that carbonated whatevery-thingy! $3.50!
I don't remember ordering a carbonated whatever-thingy
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Posted 17 November 2001 - 08:23 AM
I have! Here! OV throws the spleen at spamo
hello Athena, hello Skyblade, hi daniel, hello everyone
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Posted 17 November 2001 - 03:12 PM
Daniel, (a.k.a the mop man, thanks to SB) gets to work and cleans up spamo's remains. They are a disturbingly purple color. Brookeview: oops, I meant Athena. Sorry.
SHE's the one who didn't pay.
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SHE's the one who didn't pay.
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Posted 17 November 2001 - 04:30 PM
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SHE's the one who didn't pay.
SHE's the one who didn't pay.
Uh-oh... Bring her to me, and she shall pay.
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Posted 17 November 2001 - 04:39 PM
*Looks at Skyblade and raises his hand.* No. The drink's on the house.
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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