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*Takes Cicion's dagger, and proceeds to stick Joveia into the grill on highest temp. (450,000,000,000 degrees.) He then marinates it, and throws it out the window, but not before sticking a rock up it's nostril.*
<Computerized Voice™>
"Active Regeration Module™
taking effect in 5... 4... 3... 2.. 1...
Subject "Skyblade" has benn restored
</Computerized Voice™>
Thank you, Thank you.
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Posted 11 December 2001 - 02:48 PM
OV takes out his other sling shot and fire darts and shoots Joveia. "Get away from him. NOW!"
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Posted 11 December 2001 - 02:52 PM
*Dashes over to where Danielma is, swiftly snatches his keutae back, and strikes Danielma across the face with a backhand blow that sens him flying across the room and over a table.* My keutae is a personally made, sacred weapon. Under ancient Phylydion law I have the right to kill you for insulting it so. But I think I'll leave you with that. *Cleans his weapon carefully, resheathes it, and goes back behind the bar.* Let's try to keep a little order around here.
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"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca
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Posted 11 December 2001 - 09:39 PM
FINE! I'm sorry! NOw do you want a Jalapeno up your butt too?
*picks up a phone*
"Yes, this is Daniel. Who is it? You have an upgraded version of the Keutae? Even stronger than Cicion's? But there's only one? and you want to give it to me FREE? COOL! I'm at..."
SECONDS LATER:
"Your delivery, sir."
"Why thank you!"
"And here's your free Neutralizer MK.II. It was two settings. Tranquilize and Kill."
"Okey Dokey!"
SECONDS LATER(again):*We see Spamo in many pieces. Camera pans over to Daniel renovating the bar with the bounty money from the high price on Spamo's head...
Can I be your second in Command, Cicion, as repayment for the renovation?
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*picks up a phone*
"Yes, this is Daniel. Who is it? You have an upgraded version of the Keutae? Even stronger than Cicion's? But there's only one? and you want to give it to me FREE? COOL! I'm at..."
SECONDS LATER:
"Your delivery, sir."
"Why thank you!"
"And here's your free Neutralizer MK.II. It was two settings. Tranquilize and Kill."
"Okey Dokey!"
SECONDS LATER(again):*We see Spamo in many pieces. Camera pans over to Daniel renovating the bar with the bounty money from the high price on Spamo's head...
Can I be your second in Command, Cicion, as repayment for the renovation?
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Posted 12 December 2001 - 12:11 AM
Spurious interrupt, reinitializing 0x0FF0011 0011101x00EABB3 . . . . complete
Construct El Spamo restored.
error: construct Danielma logic error 77393x01F3 - 22515EE1F, logic sector 2;
error: construct Danielma logic error 77393x01F3 - 22515EE1F, logic sector 3;
error: construct Danielma logic error 77393x01F3 - 22515EE1F, logic sector 4;
error: construct Danielma logic error 77393x01F3 - 22515EE1F, logic sector 5;
error: construct Danielma error 828638 - 00x0x0EB - 22515EE1F;
Construct Danielma reinitializing. . . . . . . error.
retry. . . . . . error; retry . . . . . . . .error.
Process Danielma terminated.
Spamo bends over and picks up Danielma's new Keutae. Here ya go Cicion. I figured that you might want to shove this up somewhere the sun don't shine once he figures out how to repair his logic sectors.
*crushes the Neutralizer Mk.II under his boot.*
Real men don't need guns.
Now, how 'bout that tequila...
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[This message has been edited by El Spamo (edited 12-12-2001).]
Construct El Spamo restored.
error: construct Danielma logic error 77393x01F3 - 22515EE1F, logic sector 2;
error: construct Danielma logic error 77393x01F3 - 22515EE1F, logic sector 3;
error: construct Danielma logic error 77393x01F3 - 22515EE1F, logic sector 4;
error: construct Danielma logic error 77393x01F3 - 22515EE1F, logic sector 5;
error: construct Danielma error 828638 - 00x0x0EB - 22515EE1F;
Construct Danielma reinitializing. . . . . . . error.
retry. . . . . . error; retry . . . . . . . .error.
Process Danielma terminated.
Spamo bends over and picks up Danielma's new Keutae. Here ya go Cicion. I figured that you might want to shove this up somewhere the sun don't shine once he figures out how to repair his logic sectors.
*crushes the Neutralizer Mk.II under his boot.*
Real men don't need guns.
Now, how 'bout that tequila...
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Posted 12 December 2001 - 10:25 PM
Heh heh heh... spam-man, you forgot something. remeber what I used to bring back Skyblade?
_I_ have the restorer. *restores neutralizer and zaps spamo on "kill"* And I'll take back my Keutae, thank you very much. *Daniel uses his new Keutae to finely slice spamo into beef-chop-suey.*
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_I_ have the restorer. *restores neutralizer and zaps spamo on "kill"* And I'll take back my Keutae, thank you very much. *Daniel uses his new Keutae to finely slice spamo into beef-chop-suey.*
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Posted 13 December 2001 - 03:54 PM
Ah ah Danny boy. I didn't use a restorer. I merely reinitialized the system pathways of my construct AI. Kind of like un-delete, but much more specific and reliable.
And I'm sure Cicion is none to happy with you grabbing the Keutae out of his hands. I'm sure he's going to tear you a new one for that.
delete (subprocess (mouth), subprocess(talking)) := Danielma.construct;
. . . . command complete.
save changes Y?N? . . . Y.
process complete
*Danielma suddenly finds himself without a mouth, and unable to verbally communicate. Consequently he bugs out, running around madly until he trips over a chair and falls flat on his face*
Ah, much better. I must say I was growing tired of your childish antics. Please do amuse some small children or mangy dogs out back and leave the civilized folk in peace.
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And I'm sure Cicion is none to happy with you grabbing the Keutae out of his hands. I'm sure he's going to tear you a new one for that.
delete (subprocess (mouth), subprocess(talking)) := Danielma.construct;
. . . . command complete.
save changes Y?N? . . . Y.
process complete
*Danielma suddenly finds himself without a mouth, and unable to verbally communicate. Consequently he bugs out, running around madly until he trips over a chair and falls flat on his face*
Ah, much better. I must say I was growing tired of your childish antics. Please do amuse some small children or mangy dogs out back and leave the civilized folk in peace.
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Posted 13 December 2001 - 08:49 PM
Spamo, you know ver ywell that the new one was MY dagger and therefore Cicion can't take it. And BTW, you can't do that. You're too dead. and just for taking my mouth away... I'm, gonna kill you twice a day, every day, for the rest of your life. *Puts mouth back on*
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Posted 15 December 2001 - 10:40 PM
I'll say. Sort of a combination of that and a mosquito-buzzing sound.
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca
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Posted 17 December 2001 - 09:44 PM
I'll admit, my last post WAS rather idiot-esque. 
what should my voice sound like, then?
*Trips up Spamo, and subsequently detonates a grenade inside Spammy's pocket.*
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what should my voice sound like, then?*Trips up Spamo, and subsequently detonates a grenade inside Spammy's pocket.*
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Posted 18 December 2001 - 04:32 AM
Ah, jibes to your fellow man must be done in taste and with finesse. Otherwise you look like a schoolyard bully playing childish pranks.
*while talking Spamo deftly lifts Dan's wallet.*
Now the best thing to do is buy a round of drinks for everyone!
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*while talking Spamo deftly lifts Dan's wallet.*
Now the best thing to do is buy a round of drinks for everyone!
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Posted 18 December 2001 - 10:48 AM
Of course! *Deftly sweeps the cash into a safe and hands out the drinks to all in the bar.*
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"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca
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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 19 December 2001 - 09:50 AM
Athena walks into the bar after being gone on a mission in deep space. With a large smile she says to everyone, "Hello everybody! Did you all miss me?" Athena's smile quickly leaves as she notices that nobody heard her. With a slightly anoyed face Athena pulls her lazer gun from her side, points it to the ceiling and firers. everyones attention quickly looks towards Athena. She continues, " Well didn't you all miss me?" A few moments passed and still nobody responded, in a slightly put off attitude Athena says. "Ahh, forget you all!" She walks over to the bar and begins talking to Cicion.
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Posted 19 December 2001 - 02:49 PM
Hey Athena, I was wondering what happened to you. Where ya been?
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How does a bird fly?
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Posted 20 December 2001 - 01:35 PM
Umm.... lets just say that I have been very, very, very sick and busy. I hope I can stay on the boards for a while though.
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Posted 20 December 2001 - 03:03 PM
"Of course we missed ya Athena!" as he hands her a DP
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Posted 20 December 2001 - 10:27 PM
Spamo, I don't HAVE a wallet. I work here, so everything is free. you might have meant that spare wedgie-remote, though. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, visit the Officers Club Minors Bar™)
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Posted 21 December 2001 - 04:05 PM
Oh ho ho ho! I'll have you know that working here is not so simple. You get the prestige, but drinks still cost money, mac.
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"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
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"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
- Casablanca
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 21 December 2001 - 08:46 PM
Come on, Cicion! Have some holiday spirit! Be kind! Besides, I STILL don't carry a wallet.
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bring them all and in the Darkness bind them.
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Posted 21 December 2001 - 09:10 PM
Are we decorating the bar this year?
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Posted 21 December 2001 - 11:09 PM
Well, I don't know. It's not a bad idea. All right, who wants to help spruce up the place for the holidays? Anyone who does gets a free drink.
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"Parlez-vous jig jig, madam?"
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Posted 21 December 2001 - 11:42 PM
Captain Pharris drags in a large sack of toys, wearing a big white beard and a Santa suit. He sits down on a big chair and deploys a "holiday" village, complete with little elves and such.
"Ho Ho Ho! Don't worry if you're not christian, I have denominational gifts for everyone! (The holidays are so commercialized anyway) so line up and get your themed toys now!"
Pulls a Ramadan Lunchbox out of the sack and hands it to the first nearby kid.
"Ho Ho Ho!"
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Because she cant be beaten!
"Ho Ho Ho! Don't worry if you're not christian, I have denominational gifts for everyone! (The holidays are so commercialized anyway) so line up and get your themed toys now!"
Pulls a Ramadan Lunchbox out of the sack and hands it to the first nearby kid.
"Ho Ho Ho!"
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Posted 22 December 2001 - 03:35 AM
So Pharris, that' s why your ship always bore a strange resemblance to a sleigh. You were santa clause all along! Ah well, I'd like a nice new book and perhaps one of those new Tri'Xeem thingies. They're cool.
Hey Athena, welcome back to the land of the lifeless! Nothing like a sabbatical from the boards to give time to actually do stuff in real life.
Yes Daniel, you are very correct in your statement that you do not carry a wallet anymore. Very correct.
Said the man who's pants had just been stolen, "Why, the latest fashion this year is briefs. It's all the rage in Paris."
Merry Christmas to everyone, and a Happy New Year!!
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Hey Athena, welcome back to the land of the lifeless! Nothing like a sabbatical from the boards to give time to actually do stuff in real life.
Yes Daniel, you are very correct in your statement that you do not carry a wallet anymore. Very correct.
Said the man who's pants had just been stolen, "Why, the latest fashion this year is briefs. It's all the rage in Paris."
Merry Christmas to everyone, and a Happy New Year!!
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Posted 22 December 2001 - 08:18 AM
OV puts up some colorful lights and watches "santa" hand out the gifts. While OV is on the rof putting up reindeer lights it starts to snow!
"Hey everyone! It's snowing!" OV puts up some more lights and gets knocked out as he slips and falls off the roof
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