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The Officer's Club Bar # 3

#1 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 12 October 2001 - 07:46 PM

The #2 bar has now reached 200 posts, so it's about time to close off the topic and start a new one. Shall we?

Last post from the #2 topic:

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originally posted by Cap'n Skyblade:
But with one second left on the timer, Skyblade once again disarms the bomb.

He adds five minutes to the timer, and gets four Zephyr train engines to carry the bomb back to Joveia's dwelling. After re-arming the bomb, the package is on its way.

Post away!

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#2 Joveia

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Posted 12 October 2001 - 08:45 PM

Unfortunately for Skyblade, his last few posts have actually been made while he was unconscious from the shock of the nuclear blast.

As Mike and I clearly stated, the nuke went off, destroying the bar and knocking Captain Skyblade unconscious.

Joveia, lightyears distant, returns to the Sol system, and founds a new bar on top of the site of the old one, which he rids of radioactive materials. This new bar, is much larger than the first, is patrolled by Joveia's own elite detachment of guards, and is re-populated by the original bar denizens, which Joveia cleans up and heals after the unmitigated nuclear disaster.

'I now declare the bar open!' He says, cutting the grand red ribbon on the door.

'And for the first half hour, all drinks will be of no charge!'

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Posted 12 October 2001 - 08:55 PM

And then Joveia wakes up. Too bad his dream about destroying the bar wasn't true after all. Posted Image

*Buys a Dr. Pepper*

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#4 Joveia

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Posted 12 October 2001 - 10:39 PM

Then captain Skyblade regains consciousness. Without further ado, he is teleported into the bar and cleaned up. He is handed 50§ for his troubles, and given a free un-infected Dr. Pepper.

Joveia then declares that no more dreams can be woken up from, because of the dream-negater he has activated in reality.

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Posted 13 October 2001 - 01:02 AM

Then Mike wakes up before Joveia and Skyblade ever became enemies and Mike puts the Nuke back were it belongs, in Afgahnistan. Muhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whew that's a lot of oxygen.

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#6 Joveia

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Posted 13 October 2001 - 01:06 AM

We're not enemies! Complains Joveia as they teleport back into the bar. I just have an insatiable desire to kill Captain Skyblade.

Without further ado, he takes out his energy gun and shoots captain Skyblade in the abdomen. Hardly a mortal wound, but just for good measure.

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#7 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 13 October 2001 - 10:48 AM

Skyblade watches Joveia's energy bolt bounce off his armored uniform and hit the gun instead.

"Nice try," Skyblade says as he buys himself and Joveia an extra Dr. Pepper. Posted Image

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Posted 13 October 2001 - 12:48 PM

OV sits down and waits for Athena. OV notices how often Joveia gets in a fight with the other bargoers

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Posted 13 October 2001 - 08:26 PM

Brookeview walks into the bar and sits at one of the stools and waits for something interesting to happen.

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Posted 14 October 2001 - 11:09 AM

God comes in the front door and just stairs at everyone

#11 Overrider720

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Posted 14 October 2001 - 11:27 AM

OV twiddles his thumbs and waits for Athena while he drinks his DP

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Posted 14 October 2001 - 02:22 PM

Athena, who was dazed in a wonderland, regains conciousness to the real world and orders a dragons breath. < she was just a little bored of Dr. Pepper>

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#13 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 14 October 2001 - 03:23 PM

Skyblade orders himself a new, heavy-duty 300oz. Dr. Pepper, and keeps an eye on Joveia (who has a tendency to misbehave Posted Image

). Skyblade and his security team will not hesitate to use Joveia for target practive if it comes to that...

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Posted 14 October 2001 - 03:50 PM

Hello, Skyblade. Hello, OV. Nice to see you. Hope I'm not unwelcome. Posted Image

Corey sits down, orders an A&W's Cream Soda and waits for Lyra to come. Obviously, she never will.

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#15 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 14 October 2001 - 04:02 PM

Well, we've made it to a third Bar thread. Ah, I still remember my original post when I started the whole thing.

*Serves up the drinks, and collects the money.* By the way, our orbit around the asteroid will be adjusted soon, so we may encounter some...*A thump is heard and the lights flicker as the bar's artificial gravity generators short out.* Whoops... *Floats up and bounces off the ceiling, then starts into intricate aerobatics. Peoples' drinks start to float out of their glasses.*

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Posted 14 October 2001 - 04:16 PM

Luckly Brookeivew happened to have his drink with a plastic lid and a straw so his drink is eaisly stopped by placing his thumb on the straw.

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Posted 14 October 2001 - 06:02 PM

Skyblade immediately pulls corey to a corner.

"If you even *think* about bringing that Lyra person into this bar, you'll find this pulse laser pistol put to good use." Posted Image

Oh boy, I'll never forget the webstories Lyra participated in...

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Posted 14 October 2001 - 07:45 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Athena:
Athena, who was dazed in a wonderland, regains conciousness to the real world and orders a dragons breath. < she was just a little bored of Dr. Pepper>

OV talks to Athena about stuff that she's missed wjile she was gone some more

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Posted 14 October 2001 - 08:11 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
Skyblade immediately pulls corey to a corner.

"If you even *think* about bringing that Lyra person into this bar, you'll find this pulse laser pistol put to good use."

Oh boy, I'll never forget the webstories Lyra participated in...

Don't worry...... Posted Image

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#20 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 15 October 2001 - 02:42 PM

*Skyblade hands corey a Dr. Pepper for his cooperation*

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Posted 16 October 2001 - 12:32 PM

Slurrrrrrppp.....

Shore is awful slow round here... Posted Image

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Posted 16 October 2001 - 02:44 PM

Athena continues to try to drink her drink with no gravity keeping it in her glass, until <splash>, Athena grumles to herself, "Bummer, I just washed my face."

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Posted 16 October 2001 - 06:34 PM

*Skyblade throws Athena a towel* Posted Image

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#24 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 16 October 2001 - 07:05 PM

*Pulls himself down behind the bar and velcro-straps his feet in.* They didn't cover this scenario is bartending school. Of course, most bars aren't space stations. Anyone care to accompany me to the storeroom in back to see how the zero-gee conditions have affected my supplies?

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#25 Mike

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Posted 16 October 2001 - 10:48 PM

*Mike walks in and finds that he is already in the bar*
"What the..." say the Mikes
"Uhh...I think I'll go."
Mike2 turns and runs out the bar and Mike1 runs after him, but them both being pretty stupid, run out an airlock and are in the vaccum of space. Little did they realize that there is not enough pressure in space and they both explode,freeze, and choke to death.
*Mike3 walks in the bar...*

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