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The shadows shift near the Lord Commander, and more further out in the room.

Can this be a threatening move by the new staff member,
or just the clumsiness of poorly paid and badly trained incompetent staff...


...meanwhile the Grog slowly disolves the floor material.


Hmmm, the good stuff too...

Lord Commander Anic fades into invisibility, unsteadil yas the BOSSystem malfunctions.
Oh no, not again...

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's this with Skyblade giving out jobs? I don't believe he ever recieved authorization from me. Explain yourself! *Mutters to self and starts serving up all the recently ordered drinks.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

Hey!


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*Brookeview pulls out an identical looking device and turns it on...*
"hey bar tender what do you recommend?"

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Piemur wakes up from the floor where he had been laying while being trampled and stepped on, and the occasional Grog spill, and looked around. Consulting his personal messaging device, he reads Talon's message. He looks up and says "sorry, im still in the states, and i know i havnt given back the books, and my parents have no idea what we are going to be doing for the thanksgiving and winter breaks. but anyway, bartender, could i have a Sprite?"
Being served promptly, Piemur drinks the drink and goes to a personal stall where it is somewhat safer, and watches the action happen. Examining the device brookeview made, he sees that it is an interdimensional warp core. He compares the device with the current drive system on his ship and sees that it could go at about 120% more efficiently in fuel consumtion and 200% in speed, he goes up to him and offers to buy it. After bargaining for a few hours, he finally gets it for a bargain price of Earth equivilant of 30 cents and rushes out to install it in his ship. Then he returns and happily contemplates his great idea. Simply replacing the warp core would increase the stats by 120% and 200% but if he just added it to the system, then it would increase again by 100%. This was great! Just about that time, the ship gives a great shudder and turns a shining white. In a flash, the ship folded in upon itself in a transdimensional rift and turns into a small ship-shaped wormhole. The glare fades from everyone's eyes and the rift seems to be getting larger. Suddenly, a green and brown speckeled monster comes out and starts to shoot green lightning at everyone. Floating brain things fly around shooting globs of orange goo and little crab-like monsters start jumping up at people and grabbing their faces [they happen to be only NPC's]. After a few minutes, the bodies mutate and grow large claws which could do a lot of damage. Piemur rises up to the challenge with a crowbar and finding a few other weapons manages to destroy the alien menace and destroy the thing on the other side of the rift which held it open and came back a hero. Then he wakes up and realises he'd been knocked out from what turned out to be the explosion of his ship. He really should stop playing Half-Life...

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Captain of the SA.SC.Pern
SA.SC.Pern=Shadowcat Alliance, Star Commander, Home port
Shadowcat Alliance = merchant clan
Star Commander = rank in clan

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Well, are you at least going to come here?

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Hmm...lets see...what to do when you're outgunned, outnumbered and outpositioned...it says here: Don't have a battle.
-Tacticus, Jingo

[This message has been edited by Talon Karrde (edited 11-01-2001).]

Whoah...Skyblade has 6666 posts!


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Hmm...lets see...what to do when you're outgunned, outnumbered and outpositioned...it says here: Don't have a battle.
-Tacticus, Jingo

Ok, Skyblade, that whole "spilling the drink" thing was YOUR post. So YOU are going to go back, edit that, and if you don't, you are gonna be MAJORLY sorry. I am NOT kidding. I am beyond my personal limit. now EDIT IT!!

Athena enters the bar and ignores the arguments going on. She walks over to were Cicion is and starts up a small conversation and orders a dr. Pepper.

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You want to take this into a game of Ares at GameRanger, eh?

Skyblade hears Cicion's words.

"I, uh... came on staff as chief of security when terrorist started planting bombs under the bar. Of course, I'll be glad to let the place be blown to pieces if you like..."




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Yes. I do. And the bet is on. if I lose, I'm fired. If I win, I get to take your position at the bar. And let's see how good you are with that pistol when you have to answer to Traek Cicion... :

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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

[This message has been edited by Danielnma (edited 11-01-2001).]

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Hehe, you're on. And I'm sure Cicion is well aware that most security guards carry some form of weapon.


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No, no. I mean Cicion didn't authorize you to hire me. so there.


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Well, Cicion didn't authorize anyone in the bar to drink any form of liquid either.


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Hi. I've just upgraded to OSX, so gimme a really, really large Dr. Pepper.

Bow to my Xness

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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI

No liquid drinks...
*hides drink behind back*

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One extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, (6500 oz) large Dr.Pepper, coming up! (and if skyblade makes one more crack about me spilling the drink...) That will be 12.50, please! Would you like fries with that?


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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

Because so many poeple are ordering Dr. Pepper, It's now on sale! (1.50 for a regular can like brookeview, 11.00 for a super-size 6500 oz. like darkk, and small is 1.00.

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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

[Manages to lift drink]
Ahh, the good stuff.
[pays up]
Mmmmm....
[Drinks it all]
[throws $125 on the table]
Gimme ten more, I'm not nearly caffined enough yet!!

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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI

Free drink for the next person who orders one! Just because. Also, I have opened up a non-commotion area, in a pocket dimension, with personal booths that are 3.50 each to reserve. That way, you won't get hit by any flying objects, and will be able to avoid all the Yelling, shouting, and large explosions, when two or more people are having a bar brawl. If this is OK with cicion and Skyblade. I just work here.

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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

Fine. but I won't give you more than 11 more, Or you'll explode. I wonder if that's a bad thing...

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*Brings in two Forklifts, one manned by him and one by SB, and dumps the giant sodas in a corner.* "I'm afraid you'll need to drink these in our new pocket dimension sir, there isn't nearly ebough room in the bar. your booth will be free courtesy of myself and Skyblade since you've already been a huge profit to the bar. Now we can get a Dance Floor!
*Installs dance floor with the Ishiman top singles CD* "Ishi Ishi Ishiman! Ishiman! Yeah!"

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well, since it is harder to get hit by flying things in that mini-dimension, but what if the control gets destroyed? or squashed? or really is hit by a random flying object? and wouldn't it be hard to observe whats going on if we are "safe". isnt that what coming to this bar all about? its MEANT to be a dangerous place, what with all the security guards and stuff. i mean, there isnt even a decent sickbay for those who drink too much dr. pepper (and everyone knows that sprite is the best, right?). the whole concept of safety goes out the airlock when one enters a bar for cryin out loud! and that thing is just another useless fake franchise like the so-called "live singers" who really arent (elvis cries out "hey!") and wouldnt be really useful in a bar-type situation. what, there isnt even a decent arcade here! why isnt there? because its a bar! and another thing...[zap!]

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Ok, fine. As of now the pocket dimension has Tv at every table, a dance floor, jukeboxes, cameras, "get you picture taken with Skyblade or Cicion" booths, an arcade, A fancy restaurant, a sickbay, an escape pod, and anything else I can think of.
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[This message has been edited by Danielnma (edited 11-01-2001).]

I'll take a free large DR.Pepper

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