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What size?
Would you like to reserve an interdimensional booth? (now only 2.50 with dr.peppers)

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the next person to reserve a booth also gets a free drink.=
Dr.Pepper is now the drink if the month, and the next person to get a Dr.Pepper gets a coupon for 10 free drinks and 5 free booths at the bar. This bar now over 100 posts! yay! everyone get on the dance floor and celebrate!

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Sure I'll take one

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sure, I'll just give you a default size 16 oz, and here's your one-time portal opener to the pocket dimension.

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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

Heh, wait until the EV Boozerama members here that Dr. Pepper won the "Drink of the Month" award at the Ares forums.

"Uh-oh, be careful with that, Dan. Don't spill that drink, I mean it... Daniel... Dan!!"




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*A Slimy blue-green liquid Falls from a bucket above* Daniel cleans it up, and looks at the bucket. it says: Grog mix: only serve to lord commander anic. *He peels off the label. It now says: Soap: do not use as grog mix: highly toxic.*

A resounding yell echoes through the whole bar. It is heard for miles.

"SKYBLADE!!!!!!! YOU TRIED TO POISON A CUSTOMER!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!!"


Glass starts breakiung from the heat of the aura of anger coming from around Daniel


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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

"Is that so?"

Skyblade draws his pulser and eyes the sneaky culprit who had attempted to poison a customer. One shot ends his career as a murderer.

"Nice try Dan," Skyblade says as he drinks his Dr. Pepper. "I have this weird feeling that you're attempting to bring me trouble."


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But, Daniel rises from the dead and once again begins serving customers. He is fine, if a little ghostly.

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Wait, wait... I never shot you.

Brookeview secretly places a superball bomb in a corner and waits for its 30 second counter to go off. He awaits the chaos of bouncy balls going everywhere

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Huh?! You said you did! You should be able to remember your own post! Look, it's right up there! Whatever. The point is, thanks to you, I'm now a zombie. (Or something like that.)

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Hmm. Perhaps you are the one who didn't read my post very well. Where did I say that the culprit was you? He was some idiot who attempted to poison the drinks, and you tried to blame the matter on me.

*Buys Dan a Dr. Pepper for his superb mopping skills*


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Ummm... Don't I get free drinks in the first place? Also, use the new Insta-Mop 2000! Does the job for you and is great for wiping up toxic material!

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"Ok, fine then! If you don't want my precious gift, I'll take it."

Nice mop... I'll think about buying you the upcoming 3000 model for Christmas. As long as you don't spill any additional drinks.


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Sundenly after a very long thirty seconds the bomb explodes and hundreds of bouncy balls cause a great havoc knocking over peoples drinks and bouncing off peoples heads. In fact a ball bounced into every single person in the bar at lest twice.

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After brushing off the assorted Liquors, El Spamo orders another drink. While the drink is coming he pelts various bar patrons with bouncy balls, trying to get them into drinks, down shirts and into various facial orifices.

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Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

***Daniel goes and gets himself a 350,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lb Dr.Pepper*** Hah! now I have a better drink than you, SB! Also, El Spamo and Brookeview are resultingly kicked out of the bar, while Daniel grabs a _HUGE_ vaccuum out of nowhere, and picks up all the balls. *no, not THAT kind of balls, you idiot! * He then uses a strange machine to turn them into maraschino cherries, and puts some in the drinks. as of today till this friday all mods and admins get free drinks! Andrew, come grab a free soda, compliments of the bargoers!

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[This message has been edited by Danielnma (edited 11-06-2001).]

*The sound of a vehicle landing is heard outside.* Daniel thinks to himself, "Oh goody! Customers! It was getting pretty boring around here! *A ship full of Auds lands and they come in. there are about 40-50 of them.* "Hi, what can I get you?" One aud, who appears to be the leader says, "Surrender ownership of this location or surrender your life." 'Oh crap." *Daniel takes out his interdimensional mallet (As seen on TV!) and starts beating the tobbaco juice out of them, but is hopelessly outnumbered. *Just then, the entire aud fleet of about 1,000,000,000,000 auds lands. "Um, SB, i _Might_ need some help here!"
And so begins: THE QUEST TO SAVE THE BAR!
A mini-rpg by Danielnma. Just make up a character and play away! this is meant to be a very short (1-2 week at most) RPG, and is mostly based around humor. Not action. Humor. So try to make it more funny than suspenseful and all that crap.

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[This message has been edited by Danielnma (edited 11-06-2001).]

*Rings up Danielma's vast Dr. Pepper.* Uh, I'll have to give you the price in scientific notation; I don't think that number has a name. Anyway, you can just trade me a small planetoid for it. *Notices the Auds.* Kadt, they got past the security system. *Presses a button on the wall behind the bar and a panel slides open, revealing two sleek, fully-charged burst pistols. He takes one in each hand and begins blasting Auds, occasionally ducking behind the heavily reinforced bar to avoid returning fire. Three Auds run up to the bar to attack in close range. Cicion draws his Keutae and with a leap forward and three quick, silent slashes reduces them to faintly sparking inanimate objects. He then continues blasting.* Oh, if anyone else wants to come behind the bar for shelter, be my guest. *Starts piling up sandbags on top of the bar.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

Hey! I was making a small rpg out of those auds! Whatever. Anyway, that was a FAKE Dr.pepper. it was just a huge cardboard can. I doubt we have enough Dr.Pepper for one of those anyway. Anyway, when do I get my paycheck?

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[This message has been edited by Danielnma (edited 11-06-2001).]

I have ESP. I know piemur is going to make an incredibly stupid post at 10:39 PM EST.
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[This message has been edited by Danielnma (edited 11-07-2001).]

This post isn't really here. In fact, it isn't a post at all... It's text used to proclaim the destruction of a post.


[This message has been edited by Captain Skyblade (edited 11-07-2001).]

Piemur does a huge running leap toward the bar and goes head-first into it. As he woozily gets up and unseadily makes his way to the swing-up door thing, he stumbles, slips, and falls so often the Auds cant get a clear shot at him. When he finally gets behind into safety, he gets out his blaster. Cicion suddenly gets very worried as he sees the state Piemur is in and only lucky shot may stray his way. Piemur shakes out the lightning bolts from his head and steadies himself. Cicion visibly relaxes...but a few well placed nudges will be enough repayment for the discomfort he had put Cicion...after the battle at least. Piemur gets up and snipes at a few Auds and manages to make a headway from the beginning. The body count rises as Cicion, Piemur and a few others begin to take apart the Aud invaders. Someone had the foresight to continually blast the Auds as the come through the door and thus created a huge bottleneck that the invaders had no real choice but to go through. Piemur wished it was him. Then a resounding explosion blows open the wall and Auds start pouring in. Cicion decides to use another trick he'd learned, booby-trapped drink mugs. Dr. Pepper starts to spray everywhere, including down the gullet forcibly of someone who was trying to take a drink out of one of the mugs. The remaining poisonous and corrosive material once called "Grog" splatters around onto the Aud Invasion force and begins to eat away at their armor. Piemur grabs the remaining mug and hurls it to the troopships. Unfortunatly, it happened to only contain Dr. Pepper, but as luck would have it, when the mug exploded, the drink crystalized into long shards of very fast moving objects which somehow manage to get through the shields due to some strange ingredient in the Dr. Pepper and causes massive damage to the engine ramscoop-intake valves and effectively disables the fleet. Troopers from nearby worlds come in to overtake the Aud ships and steal their technology, but have a hard time of it. Suddenly, the Aud ships decide to warp out and have to be towed through the portals by simple tug-boats which were basically solid rockets. The bar is safe. Cicion "repays" Piemur with a few nudges and a little bit of bar-credit. A few hours later, Piemur is writhing in a stall in pain and doesn't know where it is coming from...all in a usual day in the Officer's Club Bar...

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Captain of the SA.SC.Pern
SA.SC.Pern=Shadowcat Alliance, Star Commander, Home port
Shadowcat Alliance = merchant clan
Star Commander = rank in clan

But suddenly, the remaining living aud manages to lift hmself from the floor, and drinks the poisined grog mix from earlier. He becomes a giant that no conventional weapon can handle, not even cicion's cool sword. The remaining aud that is now practically invincible hears piemur's never endin stream of irrevelant material, can't stand it, and self-destructs.

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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

(It's a dagger, not a sword.)

*Cicion hears a whistling sound, and notices that a stray shot blew a hole in the side of the bar, allowing air to leak out.(The bar is a space station, just to make that clear.) Cicion plugs it up with taffee.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca