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The Officer's Club Bar # 3

#151 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 17 November 2001 - 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by Taeskor Cicion:
*Looks at Skyblade and raises his hand.* No. The drink's on the house.

"Just doin' my job," Skyblade says as he tosses his laser pistol back into its holster. Posted Image

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#152 El Spamo

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Posted 19 November 2001 - 06:55 PM

Spamo packs his guts back into his body and deftly sews himself back up.

Hey Skyblade, no pickin' on people smaller than you.

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#153 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 25 November 2001 - 01:50 PM

I'm going to try out a new product I just purchased. *Pours a few drinks and places them on anti-grav coasters. The drinks hover in midair on the coasters.* Interesting.

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#154 El Spamo

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Posted 25 November 2001 - 06:45 PM

El Spamo borrows a few of the new coasters and straps them to the bottom of his shoes. He hovers a few feet in the air.

Very interesting indeed.

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#155 Danielnma

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Posted 27 November 2001 - 05:46 PM

Daniel takes 25 coasters and straps a large boulder to them. it flies off the ground and smashes spamo in the face. Ouch. Posted Image

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#156 Overrider720

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Posted 27 November 2001 - 08:09 PM

OV takes a big metal bar and looks around. "Who to hit..."

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#157 El Spamo

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Posted 27 November 2001 - 08:35 PM

Let me borrow that metal bar for a moment.

Spamo grabs the metal bar, and flinging it like a olympic javelin-thrower makes a fine Danielma-ke-bob. With mushrooms.

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#158 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 07 December 2001 - 06:55 PM

Here's to all! *Drinks*

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#159 Overrider720

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Posted 07 December 2001 - 07:42 PM

OV falls asleep

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#160 Joveia

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Posted 08 December 2001 - 09:45 AM

*Joveia walks into the bar holding a subatomic machine gun*

Now, where is my fine friend from the officer's club #2?

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#161 Danielnma

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Posted 08 December 2001 - 11:33 PM

*eats the Daniel-kebab,a t least the mushroom part, and spits it out on spamo* "YUCK! what a horrible cook!"*Grabs Joveia and eats his gun* "and THAT'S for trying to hurt Skyblade!"
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I seem to have developed quite the rivalry with spamo.... Posted Image

*clonks spamo with a baseball bat.*

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#162 Joveia

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Posted 09 December 2001 - 12:27 AM

*Joveia dives into get his gun*

I like this gun.

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#163 Overrider720

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Posted 09 December 2001 - 09:51 AM

OV takes out his slingshot and firedarts and puts it in front of Joveia. "I will use this. Firedarts are extrmely painful and deadly. I demand an explanation for everything going on about Avatara and GR."

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#164 Danielnma

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Posted 09 December 2001 - 01:39 PM

It is too late. I have already chewed up the gun and torn it into pieces and digested it.
*Borrows two FireDartsª from OV and sticks one in Joveia and one in Spamo.*

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#165 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 09 December 2001 - 07:37 PM

*Sighs and presses a button behind the bar. A paralyzing energy wave passes through all involved in the altercation. They are unable to move, though their feet still support their weight. Cicion goes around, disarming all of them and placing the weapons in a secure locker behind the bar. He presses the button again and they are able to move.*

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"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
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#166 Tallgeese3

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Posted 09 December 2001 - 07:47 PM

**A Rift in space opens behind The Bar and Tallgeese3 steps out**
Hey Cicion , Give me some U-238 (99% pure or better) in rods
Anyone want to see my nanobots?
**presses a button and Cicion disintigrates for a second then he reintigrates and Tallgeese finds that his Nanobots are destroyed**
Darn!

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#167 El Spamo

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Posted 09 December 2001 - 08:15 PM

Finding himself devoid of his weapons, Spamo uses instead is 1337 Aikido skillz and makes Danielma his Beyotch.

(yes, just a small bit of rivlary

)

Cicion, I'll take a sunrise tequila, and throw in a dash of substance X138A.322N. Oh and my friend under my knee here will have a coke. *points to Danielma, who is trying to get his head from out beneath Spamo's knee*

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#168 Joveia

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Posted 10 December 2001 - 02:48 AM

"Computer, activate teleportation matrix."

"Teleport in 3 seconds."

*Joveia disappears*

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#169 Overrider720

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Posted 10 December 2001 - 03:09 PM

"NOOOOOO!!!!" OV yells as he tries to acth Joviea. "Now we'll never know!"

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#170 Danielnma

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Posted 10 December 2001 - 05:21 PM

*Daniel shoves a Jalapeno up Spamo's butt. He howls in pain, flies up in the air, and when he comes down Daniel spills the coke down spamo's throat. Skyblade, OV, aren't ya going to help me here? Cicion, BTW, are you going to pay for those weapons you took or what? Do I have to use my lucky sweatsocks?

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#171 Danielnma

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Posted 10 December 2001 - 05:26 PM

*Daniel shoves a Jalapeno up Spamo's butt. He howls in pain, flies up in the air, and when he comes down Daniel spills the coke down spamo's throat.* Skyblade, OV, aren't ya going to help me here? Cicion, BTW, are you going to pay for those weapons you took or what? Do I have to use my lucky sweatsocks?

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#172 Tallgeese3

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Posted 10 December 2001 - 06:06 PM

**Walks over to the bar and pushes a button , then the two fighters can't move**
"I'll just leave them there like that until Cicion gets back"
**Waits for his U-238**

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#173 Overrider720

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Posted 10 December 2001 - 07:15 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Danielnma:
*Daniel shoves a Jalapeno up Spamo's butt. He howls in pain, flies up in the air, and when he comes down Daniel spills the coke down spamo's throat.* Skyblade, OV, aren't ya going to help me here? Cicion, BTW, are you going to pay for those weapons you took or what? Do I have to use my lucky sweatsocks?

Why are you killing him again?

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#174 Danielnma

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Posted 11 December 2001 - 12:15 AM

eh heh heh... Didn't mean to post that twice. sorry guys.

Hey Cicion, can I borrow that cool *dagger* of yours? </sarcasm, self-humiliation, and, well, what else is there?>

OK, who's up for some laser pong?

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#175 Joveia

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Posted 11 December 2001 - 12:49 AM

*Tele-reintegration in 5 seconds*

A bird squawks and flies off.

*Joveia re-materialises in the room holding a Dr.Pepper'

'I'm sorry, but I believe you have a date with destiny.'

*Joveia takes out his pulse rifle from in his jacket*

'Goodbye good captain'

*Light flashes into the twitching body of Captain Skyblade. His Dr.Pepper falls to the ground only half drunk...*

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