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The Officer's Club Bar # 3

#51 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 24 October 2001 - 08:23 PM

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Okay, now that I have made my coded post(in the pitiful little that I remember from HTML), I hereby declare the "code rule" null and void. Post regularly(or encoded, if you particularly like that way).

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Posted 25 October 2001 - 09:03 PM

"hey bartender what do you recommend" ask Brookeview

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Posted 25 October 2001 - 09:05 PM

Quote

Originally posted by El Spamo:
Spamo flings a bowl of petunias (which think "oh cr@p, this AGAIN!" as they fly) at Brookeview as he leaves.

Hey, since when did you start inserting C++ into conversation?

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C++? I didn't put c++ into the conversation. What were you talking about?

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[url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/brookeview2/"]Earth's Journey v2.0 screen shots[/url]
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The guy with no artistic ability what so ever...

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Posted 26 October 2001 - 03:20 AM

Don't go! Alright, alright, you can be the Member of the Month, you can also keep that Gasat secret of yours, JUST DON'T GO! Posted Image

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Posted 26 October 2001 - 05:42 AM

Piemur walks into the bar, which some nagging memory a long time ago keeps insisting that he had never left the bar and had seen all that happen earlier but just never noticed, and takes a seat. Everyone looks at him as a suspecting target as to his earlier escapades, though not as severely as everyone is at the same time staring at Joveia, and slowly ease out their stunners...

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Posted 26 October 2001 - 02:51 PM

suddenly noticing the attention he's getting, Piemur orders a Pangalactic Gargleblaster. Suddenly a flock of half-deflated balloons and time-bleached confetti fly from the ceiling and an old banner pops out that reads "Congratulations to our 100th customer"
As suddenly, half the balloons disappear in a wave of laser light and the banner suddenly looks as if a bunch of rednecks had come by. Cicion shakes his head and says "I knew I should have taken that old system down." Cicion gets Piemur his drink and is paid. Piemur nonchalantly tries to drink his PGGB and assimilate what the latest interesting things were. As it were, the holo didnt have any good shows on and the arcade no one ever noticed before had only Mario Bros which took only old Earth-type quarters. And still nothing seemed to happen. He got up to leave and everyone started talking among themselves as if he had already left. He sat down again, and the room became quiet again. He experimented a few times before someone got disgusted and stunned him. As the room became black to his eyes, he could hear a faint cheer...

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#57 User is offline   El Spamo 

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Posted 26 October 2001 - 05:13 PM

*puts away stun-gun*

Nothing to it fellas, nothing to it. You can mail your thank you cards to

Spamo Industries, CEO.
38283-9855 Tangibal Ct.
Sector 87 plural k 9-Omega.

Who wants to buy me a drink?

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Posted 29 October 2001 - 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Piemur1:
suddenly noticing the attention he's getting, Piemur orders a Pangalactic Gargleblaster. Suddenly a flock of half-deflated balloons and time-bleached confetti fly from the ceiling and an old banner pops out that reads "Congratulations to our 100th customer"
As suddenly, half the balloons disappear in a wave of laser light and the banner suddenly looks as if a bunch of rednecks had come by. Cicion shakes his head and says "I knew I should have taken that old system down." Cicion gets Piemur his drink and is paid. Piemur nonchalantly tries to drink his PGGB and assimilate what the latest interesting things were. As it were, the holo didnt have any good shows on and the arcade no one ever noticed before had only Mario Bros which took only old Earth-type quarters. And still nothing seemed to happen. He got up to leave and everyone started talking among themselves as if he had already left. He sat down again, and the room became quiet again. He experimented a few times before someone got disgusted and stunned him. As the room became black to his eyes, he could hear a faint cheer...



Hoi! Piemur, you back in Vienna yet? Or have your parents moved or something? And did you bring those two books you didn't give back to me? Posted Image


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Hmm...lets see...what to do when you're outgunned, outnumbered and outpositioned...it says here: Don't have a battle.
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conform now. conform now. conform now.
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Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

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Posted 29 October 2001 - 01:22 PM

Yeah. See who cares! Posted Image

*Feels all depressed*

'Tender, 10 heinekens!

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Hmm...lets see...what to do when you're outgunned, outnumbered and outpositioned...it says here: Don't have a battle.
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Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

#60 User is offline   Taeskor Cicion 

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Posted 29 October 2001 - 02:05 PM

*Slides the drinks down the bar. Three of them slip past Karrde and smash to smithereens on the floor.*
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

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Posted 29 October 2001 - 03:30 PM

This is mostly targeted at Athena, corey, and Skyblade. Guys, i'm leaving. I loved talking to you guys and am going to miss you all so much Posted Image Bye everyone Posted Image

Skyblade, could you tell The Boozerama goers this? Posted Image

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Posted 30 October 2001 - 01:27 AM

Barkeep, Boilermaker!

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Posted 30 October 2001 - 06:32 PM

Danielnma walks into mthe bar. Seeing that his old pal skyblade isn't around, He sneaks behind the counter and grabs a free drink. :P He then quitely sits in a corner, hoping to avoid the ever-present commotion and waits for Skyblade to return.

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Posted 30 October 2001 - 10:30 PM

"Wait just a minute," Skyblade says as he draws his fusion pulse laser pistol. "And where is the money for that drink? Believe me, my security cameras catch *everything*..."

"Eh, um. Hehe," Daniel responded. "But you're my pal, remember?"

"Ah, yes. That's what friends are for. Now pay for the drink!"

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Overrider: Sorry to see you go. You aren't leaving the boards for good, are you? I'll pass the word on to the Boozerama Bar.


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Posted 30 October 2001 - 11:37 PM

Brookeview starts tinkering with a strange high-tech device.

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Posted 31 October 2001 - 06:08 AM

*Pulls out his Plasma Shard cannon and blows brookeview's high tech device to smithereens*



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Hmm...lets see...what to do when you're outgunned, outnumbered and outpositioned...it says here: Don't have a battle.
-Tacticus, Jingo
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.

Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

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Posted 31 October 2001 - 12:26 PM

Nope, Overrider isn't leaving for good. I had a chat and a game with him on GR, he says he's getting a new DSL system up, and so his net server is in a state of flux, and he cant find the time. He says he should be back in a few weeks.

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Posted 31 October 2001 - 12:30 PM

*Daniel grabs his interdimensional hammer and mallets Skyblade into oblivion*
"That's for threatening me! And that's for always beating me at Ares!" *wham wham wham*


Hey Skyblade, can I get a job in the bar? I have experience working at a restaurant, and if the pay is good, I'll be more than happy to work for you. IF i get free drinks. (Don't worry, I won't drink TOO much. Posted Image)

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Posted 31 October 2001 - 06:55 PM

***Daniel grabs some ice and pours it down the back of Skyblade's pants*** Posted Image

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Posted 31 October 2001 - 06:56 PM

"Hey, what are you doing beating on my Ensign!?" Skyblade roared as he saw Daniel with a hammer. "Nah, you got the wrong guy. Sorry."

Skyblade grabbed the hammer from Daniel and turned it on its original owner. Daniel is soon looking for his head on the bar floor, and his arms are not in much better condition. Skyblade then blasts Daniel's remaining limbs into the deep atmosphere with his pulse gun, and his guards use him for target practice. It isn't long before Daniel looks more like a colorized Salrelian...

"Ok Dan, you've got a job," Skyblade says as he places his gun back in it's holster. "You may mop of your remains, and serve drinks. Any more games, and you'll become an official target practice target. Deal?"

*Takes a sip from his Dr. Pepper*


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Posted 31 October 2001 - 07:01 PM

Lord Commander Anic De-cloaks, the green shimmer of a personal force shield set to invulnerability mode casting a strange blue glow about the room...

The multiverse pauses as the eddies of anti-time settle back into reality...


Um, any chance of a drink in this bar then?

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

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Posted 31 October 2001 - 07:04 PM

"No problem. What will you be having, Sir?"
(Skyblade just employed me.) Posted Image


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Posted 31 October 2001 - 07:12 PM

Ah, new staff.
It's refreshing not to have to wait four days to be served.

I'll have a Grog please, and make sure it's the good stuff, not that strange silvery-black stuff they sell out on the street stall...

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

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Posted 31 October 2001 - 07:21 PM

And service with a smile too! Posted Image

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

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Posted 31 October 2001 - 07:27 PM

*Daniel spills Commander's requested drink all over the bar floor*

"Daniel!" Skyblade roars as he draws his pulse pistol, "You keep this up, and you'll be paying me to work here."

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