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#101 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 08:38 PM

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i have no idea how that cherry thing works. it completely boggles my mind. i figured shoving a tampon up ur ***** would  be the same as shoving a d***. i need to read a book or something....or get a life



Umm...I don't know exactly either..at the moment, but I know a tampon can't do that.

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 08:49 PM

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i have no idea how that cherry thing works. it completely boggles my mind. i figured shoving a tampon up ur ***** would  be the same as shoving a d***. i need to read a book or something....or get a life



Whoa...Um, yeah...tampons...not a form of intercourse...

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 08:55 PM

HAhaha..they can be a start I guess...but, I don't think that they are any type of pleasure, the first time is like agony, then you get used to it. Same with fingering. That's not intercourse either.

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 09:20 PM

Whoa...and how would you know?

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 10:13 PM

Oh geez! No!!!!!!!, I'm saying tampons aren't a form of pleasure..at all..ever..and the fingering thing I know because of my friend giving me too many details.

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 11:17 PM

[sarcasm]Well, thanks for passing them on!!![/sarcasm]

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 11:20 PM

Fingering, I can only guess... Please keep your conversations on a much more random non-perverted way for my eyes don't need to see ghastly posts.

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Posted 21 November 2003 - 09:26 AM

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Argument #1 for comprehensive sex-ed in school.


i had sex-ed, its just that they never explained the cherry. i have no idea how that thing works....if somebody would like to explain it...or maybe ATT isn't the best place for that. just in case (gamedude3562003@yahoo.com)


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HAhaha..they can be a start I guess...but, I don't think that they are any type of pleasure, the first time is like agony, then you get used to it. Same with fingering. That's not intercourse either.

by vec:
Whoa...and how would you know?


whatever...most chicks masturbate anyways. i thougth that a tampon is longer than fingers, though. I give up...


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Posted 21 November 2003 - 10:24 AM

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i had sex-ed, its just that they never explained the cherry. i have no idea how that thing works....if somebody would like to explain it...or maybe ATT isn't the best place for that. just in case (gamedude3562003@yahoo.com)


In an attempt to give knowledge and dispell myths; here is an explanatory article on the female hymen.

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Posted 21 November 2003 - 10:28 AM

well, that explained a bit...thanks pufer

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Posted 21 November 2003 - 12:26 PM

I really don't see how you can call sex education "comprehensive" if it doesn't cover basic things like tampons.

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Posted 21 November 2003 - 01:01 PM

well, i believe the point was that we were'nt calling it comprehensive

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Posted 21 November 2003 - 06:32 PM

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whatever...most chicks masturbate anyways. i thougth that a tampon is longer than fingers, though. I give up...




Ummmm, no..most don't. The applicators are longer, but the actual tampon isn't. You know the portable ones, that's about how big they really are.

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Posted 21 November 2003 - 06:33 PM

Pufer, umm...hymen, is not the girl's cherry.

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Posted 22 November 2003 - 12:30 AM

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Pufer, umm...hymen, is not the girl's cherry.  



You are incorrect madam. [url="http://"http://www.teenhealthfx.com/answers/1104.html"]Here[/url] is a site that states that the "cherry" is, in fact, the hymen in response to the question "What does pop the cherry mean?".

This is a fact that I have known since the first sex-ed lectures I had to sit through at the beginning of fifth grade which were certainly comprehensive. In NM you are required to go through sex-ed three times (5th, 7th, and 9th grades) in the hopes that the info from at least one would sink in. SA is correct, you know, in stating that sex-ed is poorly lacking in all too many situations, more states (and countries as a whole) should adopt such a system.

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Posted 22 November 2003 - 12:35 AM

Ok, then, I stand corrected, but I thought the cherry was beneatht the hymen.

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Posted 22 November 2003 - 06:43 AM

Sometimes, some people need to die,
Sometimes, you people need to die,
Right now, you people need to die.

But seriously, i get enough of this **** in the aforementioned sex-ed. Lets try to keep ATT sacred.

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Posted 22 November 2003 - 02:51 PM

Sorry, we can't keep it sacred - we lost our foreboding wall of bloody skulls on wooden pikes.

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Posted 22 November 2003 - 07:44 PM

*Sigh* And to think that Bush is calling off all federal funding to comprehensive sex ed. There really is no excuse for refusing to teach kids the plain truth. Ignorance is the worst form of tyranny.

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Posted 23 November 2003 - 12:24 AM

Everything about sex is sacred, that is unless you want to doubt the Pope. Posted Image

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Sorry, we can't keep it sacred - we lost our foreboding wall of bloody skulls on wooden pikes.



I always thought that the old wall was rather nice, especially at that time just before dawn. What ever happened to the thing?

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Posted 23 November 2003 - 04:41 AM

SA sold it to buy more locks.

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Posted 23 November 2003 - 12:47 PM

Ain't it the truth.

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 12:11 AM

You know, sex should be more sacred than it is..I think yes..yes I think.

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 12:31 AM

No it shouldn't, we should treat sex the same as anything else. We really don't treat anything as being sacred so nothing should be considered sacred. It would make everything so much easier.

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 11:22 AM

I think sex is an act, and that everyone (that i want) should give it to me.
that would be in a perfect world.

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