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Posted 29 April 2002 - 08:44 PM
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I'm Da Fire Marshall!!!
For those of you who are blind my icon is a bloody clown. And no I'm not from England, and im not swearing. It's literally a bloody clown.
I'm Da Fire Marshall!!!
For those of you who are blind my icon is a bloody clown. And no I'm not from England, and im not swearing. It's literally a bloody clown.
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Posted 29 April 2002 - 08:53 PM
Jambo! My main man! Get over to EV Banter and Brawl, this place is frickin' dead.
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It's a shame that whole families can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
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It's a shame that whole families can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
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Posted 29 April 2002 - 09:28 PM
dude3 we have to find an exact area to meet, i cant find you
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I carry on and would not like to die before emptying a few more buckets of crap on the heads of my fellow men.
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I carry on and would not like to die before emptying a few more buckets of crap on the heads of my fellow men.
My Aim Profile. Click it, it will change your life forever.
I'm Da Fire Marshall!!!
For those of you who are blind my icon is a bloody clown. And no I'm not from England, and im not swearing. It's literally a bloody clown.
I'm Da Fire Marshall!!!
For those of you who are blind my icon is a bloody clown. And no I'm not from England, and im not swearing. It's literally a bloody clown.
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Posted 30 April 2002 - 07:19 PM
Answerless questions:
Is a fly with no wings called a walk?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
If the police arrest a mime, do they say he has the right to remain silent?
If flying is so safe, why are airport building called "terminals"?
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Is a fly with no wings called a walk?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
If the police arrest a mime, do they say he has the right to remain silent?
If flying is so safe, why are airport building called "terminals"?
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Dye my hair black and call me a blonde!
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 01 May 2002 - 05:54 PM
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a serial rapist.
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Because seven was a serial rapist.
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"My nipples are getting hard just thinking about it."
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"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
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Posted 09 May 2002 - 06:25 PM
Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. Now it comes to school with her, between two slabs of bread.
Mary had a little lamb, it ran into a pylon. 10000 volts went up its butt and turned its wool to nylon
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Mary had a little lamb, it ran into a pylon. 10000 volts went up its butt and turned its wool to nylon
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Dye my hair black and call me a blonde!
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 27 May 2002 - 07:45 PM
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to tie down the hippo and the other two to fill the bathtub with marbles.
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Rectum?! Darn near killed 'em!
Three. One to tie down the hippo and the other two to fill the bathtub with marbles.
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Rectum?! Darn near killed 'em!
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 27 May 2002 - 10:04 PM
Errrmm.
Sorry to butt in, guys, but I would also like to add some jokes.
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: If you were changing in the middle of the road, how would you react?
Two people were hiking in the woods. Suddenly, they saw some tracks.
"Bear tracks!" says the first guy.
"No! Raccoon tracks!"
"Beaver tracks!" They went on and on and on...
An hour later, they got ran over by a train.
Atom #1: I've lost an electron!
Atom #2: Really? Sure?
Atom #1: Yes, I'm positive!
Any comments?
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"A life without danger is no life at all."
[This message has been edited by Blood Eagle (edited 05-27-2002).]
Sorry to butt in, guys, but I would also like to add some jokes.
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: If you were changing in the middle of the road, how would you react?
Two people were hiking in the woods. Suddenly, they saw some tracks.
"Bear tracks!" says the first guy.
"No! Raccoon tracks!"
"Beaver tracks!" They went on and on and on...
An hour later, they got ran over by a train.
Atom #1: I've lost an electron!
Atom #2: Really? Sure?
Atom #1: Yes, I'm positive!
Any comments?
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"A life without danger is no life at all."
[This message has been edited by Blood Eagle (edited 05-27-2002).]
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Posted 28 May 2002 - 08:08 PM
Hey, do you guys want to start the jokes going again?
Here's some:
Yo mamma's so ugly, she can camouflage in the sewer.
Yo mamma's so fat, she was detected by long-range enemy radar.
Q: Can kids drive?
A: Why, they can drive people nuts, of course!
Batman: People say that my jokes are lame.
Joker: Since when can jokes walk!?
(A pretty stupid one...)
That's it for today!
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"A life without danger is no life at all."
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Here's some:
Yo mamma's so ugly, she can camouflage in the sewer.
Yo mamma's so fat, she was detected by long-range enemy radar.
Q: Can kids drive?
A: Why, they can drive people nuts, of course!
Batman: People say that my jokes are lame.
Joker: Since when can jokes walk!?
(A pretty stupid one...)
That's it for today!
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"A life without danger is no life at all."
[This message has been edited by Blood Eagle (edited 05-28-2002).]
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Posted 31 May 2002 - 06:34 PM
Unknown69, you need to fill out your information and put on a sig, dammit.
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"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 01 June 2002 - 02:03 PM
Unknown69, I didn't reply because I had to leave. Now stop spamming the boards and get some stupid jokes.
By the way, check out EV Banter and Brawl. It has way more activity than this.
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By the way, check out EV Banter and Brawl. It has way more activity than this.
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"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 01 June 2002 - 06:07 PM
Nice to see ya here, uk69. Hope you have a nice time[ahem]
What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
What do you call a cow on a hill?
lean beef
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
What do you call a cow on a hill?
lean beef
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob
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"If she was a Picasso, she'd have three tits"-City Slickers
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 01 June 2002 - 06:09 PM
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By the way, check out EV Banter and Brawl. It has way more activity than this.
By the way, check out EV Banter and Brawl. It has way more activity than this.
You have been brainwashed
69-We need to think of an animal for you..
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Posted 18 June 2002 - 02:36 PM
ATTENTION! THIS IS AN SOS GOING OUT TO ANYBODY ON THE ARES BOARDS! IF YOU DON'T START POSTING MORE STUFF, ALL THE TOPICS WILL DIE!!
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-Space Ghost
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"Welcome. I am Space Ghost, the most powerful being that have ever existed in the world of the universe. You know it. I know it. Moltar know it. Zorack know it. Tanzen know it. Brak know it. Lokar know it. And those other guys know it too."
-Space Ghost
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
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Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 18 June 2002 - 08:31 PM
Alright, all. Pick an instrument to make fun of:
Suggestions-
Bagpipes
Banjo
Accordion
Oboe
Bassoon
Car(more musical than most of these!)
How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them
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Spaceballs(Star Wars spoof)
Suggestions-
Bagpipes
Banjo
Accordion
Oboe
Bassoon
Car(more musical than most of these!)
How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them
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"Evil will always win, because good is dumb"-Lord Helmet
Spaceballs(Star Wars spoof)
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 23 June 2002 - 05:53 AM
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ATTENTION! THIS IS AN SOS GOING OUT TO ANYBODY ON THE ARES BOARDS! IF YOU DON'T START POSTING MORE STUFF, ALL THE TOPICS WILL DIE!!
ATTENTION! THIS IS AN SOS GOING OUT TO ANYBODY ON THE ARES BOARDS! IF YOU DON'T START POSTING MORE STUFF, ALL THE TOPICS WILL DIE!!
And how do you propose we do that?
Hang on, I think I'm getting an idea.
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Posted 08 July 2002 - 08:10 PM
Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would've seen it!
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dude3--the ketchup bottle in your wine rack.
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dude3--the ketchup bottle in your wine rack.
"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
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Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 08 July 2002 - 08:21 PM
You usually say 3 guys. oh well
Man walks into a bar, looking sad, the bartender says, "Buddy, what's wrong?" The guy says "my wife and I had a fight, and she's not gonna speakj to me for month-the month is up today
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"I'm the bearded lady, and who are you, the freak?"-Spaceballs
Man walks into a bar, looking sad, the bartender says, "Buddy, what's wrong?" The guy says "my wife and I had a fight, and she's not gonna speakj to me for month-the month is up today
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"I'm the bearded lady, and who are you, the freak?"-Spaceballs
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
