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Stupid Joke of the Day

#826 User is offline   Carinae 

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Posted 09 August 2003 - 05:11 AM

Uralahh marut How Di do, Why should we sue the kellogs corp.
Better sue Microsoft so much more moey to get.


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Posted 09 August 2003 - 06:50 PM

They don't give the poor rabbit any trixs, it could be consider bunny abuse.

Also microsoft though evil, probably can afford several better and several more lawyers then we can.

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Posted 10 August 2003 - 01:35 PM

I don't find Microsoft evil.

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Posted 10 August 2003 - 04:31 PM

Yeah, you could call that not-giving-Trix-to-the-rabbit hazing or emotional abuse. Someone should sue them for negating animal rights.

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Posted 11 August 2003 - 08:32 PM

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So sue me.



Or just sue Smukal. Man I love that man. Not as much as Mac III (bleh) but, ya. Ok, I'm done...finished...LAKSDJFALSKDFJ MRS. CASKEY WILL DIE!

(four all those that dont not no ms caskey is a english teacher that is like a grammer natci or somethin and shes mean and nice sumetimes and geez CUM ON she needs sum luv

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Posted 11 August 2003 - 09:42 PM

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I don't find Microsoft evil.



Sorry I have to do this, but...

http://images.google...th_1280x960.jpg

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Posted 12 August 2003 - 09:10 AM

That pic is way too big

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Posted 12 August 2003 - 02:37 PM

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That pic is way too big



^
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that better?

I think that the size adds to it's effect, but if you are using a resolution below 1024X768 it would be too big.


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Posted 12 August 2003 - 02:44 PM

I think he was complaining about the email size. Posted Image

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Posted 12 August 2003 - 04:21 PM

Speaking of e-mail...

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Posted 12 August 2003 - 04:47 PM

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I think that the size adds to it's effect, but if you are using a resolution below 1024X768 it would be too big.



I have a 9-year-old Apple moniter. Not big.

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Posted 12 August 2003 - 04:49 PM

Doesn't anyone care about Caskey?

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Posted 12 August 2003 - 05:15 PM

No.

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Posted 12 August 2003 - 05:26 PM

Jack@$$

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Posted 12 August 2003 - 05:31 PM

Children!

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Posted 12 August 2003 - 05:44 PM

I have no sig.
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Posted 12 August 2003 - 05:51 PM

I do.

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Posted 12 August 2003 - 11:11 PM

The humor level is dropping.

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Posted 13 August 2003 - 12:17 AM

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Posted 13 August 2003 - 12:22 AM

Thanks, Solidarity... you have provided me with my new desktop Posted Image

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Posted 13 August 2003 - 08:48 AM

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Thanks, Solidarity... you have provided me with my new desktop   Posted Image



You must have a small monitor.

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Posted 13 August 2003 - 09:16 AM

What is it wiht you and Yatta, Solid?

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Posted 13 August 2003 - 11:47 AM

Its only the coolest thing of the millenium! Posted Image
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Posted 13 August 2003 - 12:41 PM

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You must have a small monitor.



OS X has a tile option if the photo is smaller than your monitor. I have a 17 inch in case you care Posted Image

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Posted 13 August 2003 - 02:13 PM

Or you could always frame it in front of one of your 'style-creations' as long as the colors contrast enough.

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