Stupid Joke of the Day
#801
Posted 26 July 2003 - 10:50 PM
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dude3 -- just a rambling, wandering guy
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#802
Posted 26 July 2003 - 11:01 PM
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SJD post number 800. Amazing.
I wonder if it will ever reach 1000. That'd be cool.
No one lock this topic! Hehe...
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#803
Posted 27 July 2003 - 10:23 AM
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#804
Posted 27 July 2003 - 11:54 AM
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Quote of the Week- "I really love dense food. If it was a choice between a flaky pastry and a muffin, it'd be the muffin, no contest. You know, what's good is cheese. That'll really block you up." -Space Ghost
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#805
Posted 02 August 2003 - 04:30 PM
Mr and Mrs. carrot get married. They have a bunch of kids.
Mr. Carrot getrs in a car accident. He goes to the hospital. The doctor asy to Mrs. carrot: "The good news is he'll live. The baed news is that he'll be a vegetable the rest of his life.
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#806
Posted 02 August 2003 - 09:51 PM
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#807
Posted 02 August 2003 - 10:49 PM
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#808
Posted 03 August 2003 - 08:46 PM
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#809
Posted 03 August 2003 - 09:03 PM
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Mr and Mrs. carrot get married. They have a bunch of kids.
Carrots don't grow in bunches.
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#810
Posted 03 August 2003 - 09:07 PM
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#811
Posted 04 August 2003 - 12:28 AM
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
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#812
Posted 04 August 2003 - 01:39 AM
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#813
Posted 04 August 2003 - 10:07 AM
Carrots come in bunches in supermarkets.
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#814
Posted 04 August 2003 - 04:27 PM
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How much email space does AOL allow? I'm thinking if some of us were bored enough, we could get on late at night and test their flood control...
Allright, sounds like fun.
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#815
Posted 04 August 2003 - 04:37 PM
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#816
Posted 04 August 2003 - 11:14 PM
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#817
Posted 04 August 2003 - 11:50 PM
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#818
Posted 05 August 2003 - 12:08 AM
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"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
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#819
Posted 05 August 2003 - 12:08 AM
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Entropy: It's the Law
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#820
Posted 05 August 2003 - 12:50 AM
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dude3 -- just a rambling, wandering guy
Quote of the Week- "These waves have nearly reached crotch level. Once it's there, you're committed." -The Journalist
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#821
Posted 08 August 2003 - 09:53 AM
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#822
Posted 08 August 2003 - 11:48 AM
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#823
Posted 08 August 2003 - 01:47 PM
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This entire things is just downright stupid, so if we are going to sue anyone we should sue the kelloqs corporation. Cause their not being very nice to that poor rabbit.
Thing
Kellogs
Because or 'cause, and don't start a sentance with either.
What rabbit?
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
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Twelve men, in a room, in scuba gear, with a disk drive in the middle. There is no water in this room.
www.rathergood.com
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#824
Posted 08 August 2003 - 04:15 PM
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Hmmm...Being stupid or acting stupid? there's a diffeerence.
I don't think the difference applies in your case.
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#825
Posted 08 August 2003 - 07:02 PM
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Thing
Kellogs
Because or 'cause, and don't start a sentance with either.
What rabbit?
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Spelling BAH!
Bleah nakawhaka, I'll start with whatever I please.
The trix rabbit!
Do I get a check?
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