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Posted 26 July 2003 - 10:50 PM

SJD post number 800. Amazing.

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Posted 26 July 2003 - 11:01 PM

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SJD post number 800. Amazing.


I wonder if it will ever reach 1000. That'd be cool. Posted Image

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Posted 27 July 2003 - 10:23 AM

Intruiging website, uh, yeah.

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Posted 27 July 2003 - 11:54 AM

Boners.com? I guess now we all know what Dennis does in his free time.

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Posted 02 August 2003 - 04:30 PM

AAlrighty, me back. leraned this at camp. dude3 and µ have herad this, but here goes:

Mr and Mrs. carrot get married. They have a bunch of kids.


Mr. Carrot getrs in a car accident. He goes to the hospital. The doctor asy to Mrs. carrot: "The good news is he'll live. The baed news is that he'll be a vegetable the rest of his life.

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Posted 02 August 2003 - 09:51 PM

Mmmm carrots. I like vegetables, their chewy.

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Posted 02 August 2003 - 10:49 PM

that sign makes no sense....soccer in the archery range?

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Posted 03 August 2003 - 08:46 PM

They probably used photoshop to edit that in.

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Posted 03 August 2003 - 09:03 PM

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Mr and Mrs. carrot get married. They have a bunch of kids.



Carrots don't grow in bunches.

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Posted 03 August 2003 - 09:07 PM

Of course they do, thanks to homegrown radioactive waste.

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Posted 04 August 2003 - 12:28 AM

How much email space does AOL allow? I'm thinking if some of us were bored enough, we could get on late at night and test their flood control... Posted Image

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Posted 04 August 2003 - 01:39 AM

Sounds like fun.

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Posted 04 August 2003 - 10:07 AM

AOL can accept a downright rediculous amount of mail. I'm worried.

Carrots come in bunches in supermarkets.

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Posted 04 August 2003 - 04:27 PM

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Allright, sounds like fun.

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Posted 04 August 2003 - 04:37 PM

The joke would be better with something that actually grows in bunches, like grapes.

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Posted 04 August 2003 - 11:14 PM

So sue me.

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Posted 04 August 2003 - 11:50 PM

Okay, I'm suing you for $20,000 on the charge of stupidity.

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 12:08 AM

I'll be your lawyer, TJ


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Posted 05 August 2003 - 12:08 AM

I don't think you can sue someone for being stupid.

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 12:50 AM

That's damn unfortunate.

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Posted 08 August 2003 - 09:53 AM

Hmmm...Being stupid or acting stupid? there's a diffeerence.

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Posted 08 August 2003 - 11:48 AM

This entire things is just downright stupid, so if we are going to sue anyone we should sue the kelloqs corporation. Cause their not being very nice to that poor rabbit.

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Posted 08 August 2003 - 01:47 PM

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This entire things is just downright stupid, so if we are going to sue anyone we should sue the kelloqs corporation.  Cause their not being very nice to that poor rabbit.



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Because or 'cause, and don't start a sentance with either.

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Posted 08 August 2003 - 04:15 PM

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I don't think the difference applies in your case.

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Posted 08 August 2003 - 07:02 PM

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Because or 'cause, and don't start a sentance with either.

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The trix rabbit!
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