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#851 moonunit4eva

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Posted 13 August 2003 - 02:35 PM

That could work.

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Posted 13 August 2003 - 02:55 PM

Great, a post congratulating me for an idea that could work. Posted Image

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#853 moonunit4eva

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Posted 14 August 2003 - 12:30 AM

Told ya I was sweet. Posted Image

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#854 Azeroth

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Posted 14 August 2003 - 12:50 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
Or you could always frame it in front of one of your 'style-creations' as long as the colors contrast enough.

That is a great idea Posted Image

Shall I post it when I'm done, or would the sheer hideousness knock you all unconscious?

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#855 moonunit4eva

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Posted 14 August 2003 - 01:30 PM

Probably knock us out.

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Posted 14 August 2003 - 07:01 PM

I'm not affected by those. TJ's email capacity might be, but does that really matter? Posted Image

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Posted 14 August 2003 - 07:20 PM

:shudder:

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Posted 14 August 2003 - 08:32 PM

Its done. To post, or not to post...

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#859 moonunit4eva

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Posted 14 August 2003 - 08:59 PM

Post.

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Posted 14 August 2003 - 10:19 PM

Post x2!

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#861 Azeroth

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 02:08 AM

Can you guarantee me a KarmaShield if I post it, Avatara? I'm worried that if SA sees it he will get out the Cranky Stick Plus.

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 06:22 AM

If you want, I can make deversion.

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 08:14 AM

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Originally posted by Azeroth:
Can you guarantee me a KarmaShield if I post it, Avatara? I'm worried that if SA sees it he will get out the Cranky Stick Plus.

No, he can't.

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#864 moonunit4eva

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 01:35 PM

Does it really matter what kind of karma you have?

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 10:23 PM

I don't think it matters here anyways.

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 01:48 AM

Well, I'm rather fond of my Karma point, and I don't want to do anything to lose it. And I think tempting SA falls under the category of doing something to lose it.

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 08:50 AM

Just post it. If there aren't some jokes here soon it'll be locked again.

There's always the post delete function.

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#868 moonunit4eva

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 12:14 PM

Ok, What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 12:48 PM

How to kill a blonde.

Put a sniff and scratch at the bottom of the pool.

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#870 moonunit4eva

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 04:20 PM

Knock Knock
WHo's there
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Banana
BanKnock Knock
WHo's there
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 05:11 PM

Yes.

Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

#872 moonunit4eva

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 05:14 PM

Banana.

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 05:15 PM

Dah!

Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

#874 moonunit4eva

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 05:16 PM

1000th post! Wee.

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 05:38 PM

It was bound to happen eventually

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