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#776 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 19 July 2003 - 09:14 AM

Put it on a memo:
**** I already know.

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Posted 19 July 2003 - 11:46 AM

Grammer Are Bahd?/{`

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Posted 19 July 2003 - 11:54 AM

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Grammer Are Bahd?/{`

Silly TeeJay, we're discussing bad grammar, not bad spelling (although GD is good at that too).

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Posted 19 July 2003 - 03:41 PM

Sing Sing Sing, everybody's got to sing...singin' dee dee doo and la ti da. sing sing, everybody's got to sing.

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Posted 20 July 2003 - 05:44 AM

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Sing Sing Sing, everybody's got to sing...singin' dee dee doo and la ti da. sing sing, everybody's got to sing.

Again, utterly useless spam. Please refrain from this kind of behaviour, µ.

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Posted 20 July 2003 - 10:27 AM

Well, to get back on topic, I have a joke (or funny quote, close enough):

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
-Mel Brooks

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Posted 20 July 2003 - 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
Sing Sing Sing, everybody's got to sing...singin' dee dee doo and la ti da. sing sing, everybody's got to sing.

Wrong topic.

Here's a funny quote: "AIEEEEEEE!!!!"

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#783 Avatara

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Posted 20 July 2003 - 01:18 PM

Hmm...looks like its time for a few more jokes.

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick. Well, a fishstick - I ran out of fish jokes.

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Posted 20 July 2003 - 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
Hmm...looks like its time for a few more jokes.

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam!

That was the opening joke.

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Posted 20 July 2003 - 02:36 PM

I know, but it fit nicely here.

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Posted 20 July 2003 - 09:10 PM

I have something that fits nicely into places. Want me to post it?

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#787 The Journalist

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Posted 21 July 2003 - 12:43 PM

Um, SA....what did you say about hormones? In some other topic?

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Posted 21 July 2003 - 01:30 PM

I dunno.

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Posted 22 July 2003 - 06:48 AM

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Um, SA....what did you say about hormones? In some other topic?

That they're horrible things which deserve a slow death over the purifying flames of genetic engineering?

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Posted 22 July 2003 - 02:53 PM

That may be a good idea....

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Posted 23 July 2003 - 05:05 PM

I'll just take your word on that.

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Posted 23 July 2003 - 05:16 PM

You don't want to try his hormones out first? Posted Image

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Posted 23 July 2003 - 05:23 PM

Who? Journalist? I go to school with him, I'm bored already. Posted Image

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Posted 23 July 2003 - 05:48 PM

Don't call me Journalist. If you must abbreviate, call me The.

and that has got to be the most disturbing three posts in quite a while. Bring on the genetic engineering, SA(I hope you don't mind me abbreviating your name).

To use a euphamism(sp), we hsould avoid "making purple" over the internet. It's really quite a bad idea.

This topic is getting too deep. In an apptempt to make it more shallow, I have the following comment to make:

BGOHODSFIP VMSDIUFHkbjJBHDSFku vbks ca;kcjgh lsa.

Thank you.

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Posted 23 July 2003 - 07:03 PM

You misspelled "VMSDIUFHkbiJBHDSFku" - and what's "getting purple?" Not to mention, who is getting purple?

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Posted 23 July 2003 - 07:29 PM

Dah! how did I misspell such an OBVIOUS word?

As for the purple: Boy-Blue Girl-Pink. It's a camp thing, to discourage, erm, "inappropriate" behavior. It's them wierd Californians again.

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Posted 24 July 2003 - 01:18 AM

So "getting purple" is cutting off limbs from males and females and re-attaching body parts in such a way that you get a bisexual creature?

I doubt µ is much of a scientist, nothing to worry about...

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Posted 24 July 2003 - 11:08 AM

It's making purple, not getting purple.

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Posted 24 July 2003 - 08:00 PM

Sorry I've not had time to post about my wonderfull life,
as I've been playing Avalon.
I've come to the conclusion,
that I have no clue what so ever what purple means,
or what it is.
This as been another public service annucament from your friendly nighbourhood Alien.

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Posted 26 July 2003 - 09:57 PM

Look a chicken!

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