Stupid Joke of the Day

#726 dude3

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Posted 22 June 2003 - 01:15 PM

One day, Adam was sitting in the Garden of Eden, when he said to God, "I'm bored. Can you give me a companion?" So God said, "Sure. For one of your legs, I can give you a person who is intelligent, witty, never complains, never asks you to do stupid things, and lets you do whatever you want." Adam replied, "Hmm, sounds a little expensive. What can you give me for a rib?"

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Posted 22 June 2003 - 02:45 PM

Isn't this nice.....IT"S ALIVE......happy happy happy!

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Posted 23 June 2003 - 06:48 AM

Ah, misogynism is alive and well.

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Posted 23 June 2003 - 07:14 AM

I Thought this topic was closed?

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Posted 23 June 2003 - 02:35 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Sundered Angel:
Ah, misogynism is alive and well.

I just hope everyone enjoys tasteless humor as much as I do.

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Posted 24 June 2003 - 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by dude3:
I just hope everyone enjoys tasteless humor as much as I do.

More, probably. :wanders off and does the Happy Dance:

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Posted 24 June 2003 - 02:01 PM

I nominate all "Family Circus" and "Cathy" comic strip jokes for Stupid Joke of the Day.

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Posted 24 June 2003 - 04:20 PM

Seconded.

Nomination: Calvin and Hobbes

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Posted 24 June 2003 - 05:33 PM

Calvin and Hobbes and Foxtrot.

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Posted 25 June 2003 - 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Zortrium:
Calvin and Hobbes and Foxtrot.

Sure.

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Posted 25 June 2003 - 01:40 PM

"Family Circus" sucks. In terms of humor, it ranks far below SJD. It is, however, more funny than cancer. But not by much.

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Posted 25 June 2003 - 04:26 PM

Quote

Originally posted by dude3:
"Family Circus" sucks. In terms of humor, it ranks far below SJD. It is, however, more funny than cancer. But not by much.

iAgree.

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Posted 25 June 2003 - 04:50 PM

Well since we're talking about Family Circus...

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Posted 25 June 2003 - 04:51 PM

And since The Journalist gets an e-mail for each reply made in here...

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Posted 25 June 2003 - 04:51 PM

Let's rock this ****!

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Posted 25 June 2003 - 08:42 PM

Hes allowed to do it and I'm not, I feel so depressed.

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