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#326 dude3

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Posted 24 March 2003 - 09:55 PM

I try to remain civil while dealing with such people.

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Posted 25 March 2003 - 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by dude3:
I try to remain civil while dealing with such people.

fshhhhh...
I think I need a glass of water.

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#328 moonunit4eva

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Posted 26 March 2003 - 06:26 PM

dude3 is like this to EVERYONE....always WAY too pessimistic. He needs to "get a clue" if ya ask me. And if you say you weren't going to ask me, there's gonna be hell.

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#329 Cphere

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Posted 26 March 2003 - 08:14 PM

Maybe he just sees the world differently from everyone. Or maybe as you said just pessimistic.
Just a thought.

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Posted 26 March 2003 - 08:35 PM

Hey I agree.....I'm not saying I don't like the guy, cuz I do.

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by Cphere:
Maybe he just sees the world differently from everyone.

Excuse me....

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#332 dude3

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 06:22 PM

By pessimistis, she means "doesn't constantly spout bull****".

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
Hey I agree.....I'm not saying I don't like the guy, cuz I do.

Aww...you're getting all warm and fuzzy inside, for once.

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#334 dude3

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
Aww...you're getting all warm and fuzzy inside, for once.

Not just on the outside...

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 06:32 PM

You mean her body has been invaded by some kind of fuzzy mutant alien fungus?

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 06:40 PM

Yep.

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#337 moonunit4eva

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 06:55 PM

Hey! Uncalled for! I was saying exactly what he said, I respect him because he doesn't always talk bull****. That's right. I'm not fuzzy though. My skin's really soft though.

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
Hey! Uncalled for! I was saying exactly what he said, I respect him because he doesn't always talk bull****. That's right. I'm not fuzzy though. My skin's really soft though.

:runs away: i don't want to know.

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#339 moonunit4eva

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 08:37 PM

My skin is soft! I didn't mean it like that..get your mind out of the gutter.

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 02:09 PM

Okay, fine, ruin my fun.

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 07:31 PM

How does that ruin anybody's fun? Soft skin usually helps heighten the experience...

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#342 moonunit4eva

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 08:27 PM

Hey, that is unwanted sexual, psycological contact!

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 10:03 PM

I'm not touching you.

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#344 moonunit4eva

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 10:36 PM

VERY UNWANTED!

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 11:00 PM

I think you mis-read something.

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#346 moonunit4eva

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 11:20 PM

Did I?

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 11:39 PM

Yes.

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#348 moonunit4eva

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 11:53 PM

ok, well, I have a joke, to keep this topic alive..ok,
There's a guy, and he's with a group of friends, They all decide that this one poor guy has to buy everyone a beer....naked. So, the guy buys the beers, in a very awkward way and walks out of the store. He then sees this group of three beautiful girls walking toward him. He runs behind a bush and hides. Then, a kitten comes along and the girls see it, it walks into the bushes. They reach into the bushes trying to rescue the cute creature. As the first girl reaches in, she feels a "handle". She pulls on it, the guy frantically puts a beer out, so the girl grabs the beer and says,"Hey, a beer vending machine!" So the next girl tries. The guy gives another bottle of beer, "Wow! This is great! Your turn Sally" So the third girl, and the most beautiful steps up and grabs the "handle". And as she walks back toward her friends she says, "You guys were wrong! It's not a beer vending machine, it's handcreme!"

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#349 dude3

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Posted 29 March 2003 - 12:47 AM

How tasteful.

Here's another one:

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I've had a rough day; gimme a beer." The bartender notices that the man has a wheel attached to the crotch of his pants. So the bartender says, "I'll give you a beer, but you have to tell me why you have that wheel on your crotch." The man replies, "Oh, the wheel? It's been driving me nuts."

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