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#276 moonunit4eva

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 08:01 PM

Yes, of course you can capitalize the words. However, you aren't able to capitalize "700" If you tried, you'd get "&))" Nobody would know what you were talking about unless you looked at your keyboard. And you would want to capitalize numbers sometimes if you were excited about something, something like that.

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#277 dude3

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 08:10 PM

And again I pose the question: why would you want to?

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#278 moonunit4eva

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 08:16 PM

I just said! If you want to show your excitement for something. Whatever that may be.

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#279 dude3

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 08:27 PM

Wow! I am excited! Note my use of excalmation marks (!) to show how excited I am! Wow! 700 posts! See how I showed excitement and numbers in the same sentence!

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#280 moonunit4eva

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 08:30 PM

It doesn't matter, You may want to say something without exclamation marks! WOW! You must be really EXCITED you used a lot of exclamation marks.

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 10:21 PM

You could just bold the words/numbers you want to stress. Like, wow! 4265 posts.

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#282 dude3

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 03:20 AM

Or italicize. Or however you spell that; It's too late to look it up.

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#283 dude3

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 03:22 AM

SJD: 8 pages and counting.

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#284 dude3

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 03:27 AM

This is the 10,000th post in Trash Talk! Break out the champagne!

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 01:32 PM

A toast?...

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#286 dude3

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 01:50 PM

No thanks. I already ate breakfast.

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 02:00 PM

No, not that toast. :throws champange on dude3: That toast.

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#288 dude3

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 02:04 PM

Well, that was today's stupid joke.

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 02:07 PM

Brilliant observation. That should go into the Hall of Fame

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#290 dude3

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 02:09 PM

Too late.

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 02:13 PM

It's already in the Hall of Infame probably.

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#292 dude3

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 02:17 PM

Exactly.

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 02:20 PM

Even better. Posted Image

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#294 dude3

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 02:22 PM

We're approachsing 300 SJD posts.

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 02:25 PM

Let's celebrate.!!! Posted Image

A toast?

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#296 dude3

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 02:42 PM

Not until we get there.

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#297 moonunit4eva

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 05:07 PM

Are ya gonna sip Bicardi too?

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 06:30 PM

"...and just when celebration seemed assured, the topic was locked at 299 posts."

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#299 dude3

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Posted 22 March 2003 - 08:08 PM

If that happens, somebody will pay in blood. Maybe not you, maybe not anyone directly responsible, but somebody will.

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