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Posted 22 March 2003 - 11:18 PM

That's 300. Screw champagne, I'm gonna get some bourbon.

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 01:17 AM

Can you still make someone close to you pay in blood anyway?

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 03:02 AM

I don't see why not. forge, could you come here for a moment?

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 11:03 AM

WoooooOOOOOooooOOOO!!! Is there any chance I can fight? please, please, please, can I, can I, can I!

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 02:48 PM

I have a feeling you're going to get more than you bargained for... >:P

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 03:22 PM

Na....I'm a big girl, I can handle myself

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 03:34 PM

I don't see you fully grasping what is about to be done.

You aren't Maudi after all...

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 03:35 PM

What's about to be done?

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 03:37 PM

Grasping What?

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 03:40 PM

The answer is in the spice.

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 03:58 PM

Oregano?

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 04:05 PM

Not quite...

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 04:05 PM

Na....probably basil. Even though Oregano's good.

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 04:08 PM

Wurmspize.

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 05:03 PM

Is that something out of Harry Potter?

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 07:16 PM

Um, no.

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 10:46 PM

I like Harry Potter..

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Posted 23 March 2003 - 11:00 PM

Yes but Harry POtter doesnt like you!!!!!!!!

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Posted 24 March 2003 - 12:23 AM

He might..

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Posted 24 March 2003 - 08:27 PM

800.

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Posted 24 March 2003 - 08:33 PM

800. ?? Harry Potter, pots plants in his garden, and then he takes out his wand and kills everyone!!!

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Posted 24 March 2003 - 08:43 PM

800 posts, jackass. Read the last few pages. Get a damn clue.

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Posted 24 March 2003 - 08:48 PM

Clue is a good game, and no I am not a Equus asinus.

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Posted 24 March 2003 - 08:53 PM

"Jackass" means that you are unintelligent and/or unpleasant (you are both). "Get a damn clue" does not refer to a board game. It is a suggestion that you do some research about the history and customs of Trash Talk, so that you would have a better understanding of what was going on.

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Posted 24 March 2003 - 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by dude3:
"Jackass" means that you are unintelligent and/or unpleasant (you are both).


Yeah, you're hurting dude3. Posted Image

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